The big silly thread
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]2
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I'm surprised Whitty and Vallance haven't arranged for a public lynching of Santa to be broadcast on prime time children's TV, just to remind them to be absolutely terrified of the irresponsible super spreading monster. Because science.Stevo_666 said:0 -
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This is the final year we can have Brussels sprouts, surely. Don't deny me this last chance...0
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BREAKING NEWS: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.5 -
coopster_the_1st said:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
This doesn't get flagged?veronese68 said:BREAKING NEWS: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!1 -
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
SAINSBURY CAR PARK SCAM - BEWARE!
Sainsbury's car park . Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.
Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends! Here's how the scam works:
Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco. You agree and they both get in the back seat.
On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on November 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday. So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look better!!
Happy Shopping!"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]2 -
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On a serious note, if anybody knows of any people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends or are in tier 4, can they let me know?
I need to borrow some chairs.1 -
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]2
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It's not just 'Rona that's out to get you
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Please tell me that is some kind of naff filter and not his actual face. 😱🤔The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Dunno but he looks like that on all his clips.0
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His introduction of himself here is pretty funny.
https://youtu.be/GkynitD7Rr0
I remember seeing him doing the warmup for that in Kingston. Can't quite believe it was 9 years ago. He was funny, back when he did jokes instead of that dark character stuff?1
https://youtu.be/-sAvnhY0-5A
