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  • Rolf F wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    robert88 wrote:
    Chris Bass sometimes lies. On The Cake Stop.. :shock:

    FTFY :wink:

    I haven't spotted any lies. You must be good at it :lol:

    My name isn't really Chris Bass so i guess almost every post begins with a lie :)

    What???? WHAT????!!!!!!

    Well, that's spoiled my day. Next it will be BrianTrumpet telling us that that isn't really his name either........ :(
    :roll:
  • chris_basschris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Chris Bass wrote:
    in summary - religion is doesn't make sense!
    It always amuses me that Occam's Razor, which should be applied to religion and suggests that it's all tosh, was named after a religious scholar.

    i've not heard it used to disprove god, i've heard people argue down from polytheism down to monotheism using it by removing the number of gods down to the minimum but always starting from the position that there must be a creator of some kind. I guess the next step would be to get rid of that final god!
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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 13,468
    Rolf F wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    robert88 wrote:
    Chris Bass sometimes lies. On The Cake Stop.. :shock:

    FTFY :wink:

    I haven't spotted any lies. You must be good at it :lol:

    My name isn't really Chris Bass so i guess almost every post begins with a lie :)

    What???? WHAT????!!!!!!

    Well, that's spoiled my day. Next it will be BrianTrumpet telling us that that isn't really his name either........ :(
    :roll:

    And it will no doubt surprise no-one that I don't actually have any mates.
  • chris_basschris_bass Posts: 4,913
    i thought, due to the lack of an apostrophe, that it was just a statement that ballys mate a bit like when people say swans mate for life.
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  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,086
    That the squirty thing on your aftershave is on a spring. :lol:
  • chris_basschris_bass Posts: 4,913
    isn`t it? i must admit i am alergic to aftershave so don`t use it but i assumed that is what made it pop back up?

    as previously mentioned somewhere else - I could be wrong!
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  • keef66keef66 Posts: 13,286
    That the softshell jacket I purloined off the company isn't as waterproof as its many logos claim it is. In fact it has all the water repellency of a teabag.

    If I'd simply bought the thing with my own money it would be going straight back to the retailer as not fit for purpose. But since it cost me nowt I think I'll keep it for cold, dry days since it is at least warm and windproof.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,086
    Chris Bass wrote:
    isn`t it? i must admit i am alergic to aftershave so don`t use it but i assumed that is what made it pop back up?

    as previously mentioned somewhere else - I could be wrong!
    Not another fib. It’s becoming a habit :lol:
  • bompingtonbompington Posts: 6,863
    keef66 wrote:
    That the softshell jacket I purloined off the company isn't as waterproof as its many logos claim it is. In fact it has all the water repellency of a teabag.

    If I'd simply bought the thing with my own money it would be going straight back to the retailer as not fit for purpose. But since it cost me nowt I think I'll keep it for cold, dry days since it is at least warm and windproof.
    https://www.nikwax.com/en-gb/products/p ... roductid=3

    Works a treat. Although it does cost more than your jacket did, obvs.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 9,983
    bompington wrote:
    keef66 wrote:
    That the softshell jacket I purloined off the company isn't as waterproof as its many logos claim it is. In fact it has all the water repellency of a teabag.

    If I'd simply bought the thing with my own money it would be going straight back to the retailer as not fit for purpose. But since it cost me nowt I think I'll keep it for cold, dry days since it is at least warm and windproof.
    https://www.nikwax.com/en-gb/products/p ... roductid=3

    Works a treat. Although it does cost more than your jacket did, obvs.
    I'd recommend the spray on over the wash in version though.
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 37,495
    ballysmate wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    robert88 wrote:
    Chris Bass sometimes lies. On The Cake Stop.. :shock:

    FTFY :wink:

    I haven't spotted any lies. You must be good at it :lol:

    My name isn't really Chris Bass so i guess almost every post begins with a lie :)

    What???? WHAT????!!!!!!

    Well, that's spoiled my day. Next it will be BrianTrumpet telling us that that isn't really his name either........ :(
    :roll:

    And it will no doubt surprise no-one that I don't actually have any mates.

    Buy a few, I did.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 13,468
    pinno wrote:
    ballysmate wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    robert88 wrote:
    Chris Bass sometimes lies. On The Cake Stop.. :shock:

    FTFY :wink:

    I haven't spotted any lies. You must be good at it :lol:

    My name isn't really Chris Bass so i guess almost every post begins with a lie :)

    What???? WHAT????!!!!!!

    Well, that's spoiled my day. Next it will be BrianTrumpet telling us that that isn't really his name either........ :(
    :roll:

    And it will no doubt surprise no-one that I don't actually have any mates.

    Buy a few, I did.

    You don't get much for what I am willing to pay.
  • ProssPross Posts: 21,137
    pinno wrote:
    ballysmate wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    robert88 wrote:
    Chris Bass sometimes lies. On The Cake Stop.. :shock:

    FTFY :wink:

    I haven't spotted any lies. You must be good at it :lol:

    My name isn't really Chris Bass so i guess almost every post begins with a lie :)

    What???? WHAT????!!!!!!

    Well, that's spoiled my day. Next it will be BrianTrumpet telling us that that isn't really his name either........ :(
    :roll:

    And it will no doubt surprise no-one that I don't actually have any mates.

    Buy a few, I did.

    You should ask for a refund
  • pinnopinno Posts: 37,495
    Pross wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    ballysmate wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    pinno wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    robert88 wrote:
    Chris Bass sometimes lies. On The Cake Stop.. :shock:

    FTFY :wink:

    I haven't spotted any lies. You must be good at it :lol:

    My name isn't really Chris Bass so i guess almost every post begins with a lie :)

    What???? WHAT????!!!!!!

    Well, that's spoiled my day. Next it will be BrianTrumpet telling us that that isn't really his name either........ :(
    :roll:

    And it will no doubt surprise no-one that I don't actually have any mates.

    Buy a few, I did.

    You should ask for a refund

    Better than that - i'm going to sue the ba$tards.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,518
    You can get apps that encourage you not to use your phone.

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • NapoleonDNapoleonD Posts: 18,632
    Gunwhales is pronounced ‘gunnels’
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  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 1,825
    Corfu isn't cheap. At least the bit I'm in isn't.
  • robert88robert88 Posts: 2,707
    Spaceships will be equipped with radar and will be able to get you home from Neptune quicker than Thomas Cook can get you back from anywhere on the planet.
  • chris_basschris_bass Posts: 4,913
    robert88 wrote:
    Spaceships will be equipped with radar and will be able to get you home from Neptune quicker than Thomas Cook can get you back from anywhere on the planet.

    Well neither thing exists so either option is pretty unlikely!
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  • bompingtonbompington Posts: 6,863
    NapoleonD wrote:
    Gunwhales is pronounced ‘gunnels’
    You didn't know that? You must have been living in a tunwhale.
  • How about rowlocks?
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 9,983
    shortfall wrote:
    Corfu isn't cheap. At least the bit I'm in isn't.
    Krakow is still surprisingly cheap. At least the bit I’m frequenting is.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • How about rowlocks?
    Forecastle
  • How about rowlocks?
    Forecastle

    I've been sailing my entire life and that has really screwed with me.

    I always assumed it was a folk sail or something.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,086
    Cockburns Port.
  • How about rowlocks?
    Forecastle

    I've been sailing my entire life and that has really screwed with me.

    I always assumed it was a folk sail or something.
    The sheet isn't the sail, it's the rope.
  • And?
  • webboowebboo Posts: 2,086
    And?
    So the rest of the world who use sheets/ropes say things like” what length of sheet will I need for the North Face of the Eiger “ or “ How long does this towsheet need to be”.
  • I guess I was responding to DHL. I did mention I know about sailing so would not be surprised to learn that.

    The forecastle thing did, however leave me thoroughly schooled.

    I tried to guess fossil before googling. I have heard the expression used before but assumed the spelling was folk sail.
  • bompingtonbompington Posts: 6,863
    It's the opposite of the poop deck.
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