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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Rolf F wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I reckon Clarkson has a the right idea about how to sea with the next lot :)
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10166599/extinction-rebellion-greta-glued-railings/

    "Of course, sometimes, the Thun­berg disciples glue themselves to windows and railings so they can’t physically be moved but again, I have a plan.

    Leave them there. Because after a few hours, they’re going to need a pee. And after that, a No2. And they won’t be able to take their trousers down.

    So then we leave them where they are, with their pants full of their own steaming turds until they are begging to be freed and promising never to come back ever again.

    Perhaps then they will grow up, go home and get back to school."

    Curious that Clarkson of all people is cross about people being "not grown up" given that his entire career is largely based on him behaving as though he hasn't grown up. Maybe he's starting to grow up!
    I'm not so sure that leaving hippies glued to objects until they crap their pants is that mature. But it did make smile :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    I reckon Clarkson has a the right idea about how to sea with the next lot :)
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10166599/extinction-rebellion-greta-glued-railings/

    "Of course, sometimes, the Thun­berg disciples glue themselves to windows and railings so they can’t physically be moved but again, I have a plan.

    Leave them there. Because after a few hours, they’re going to need a pee. And after that, a No2. And they won’t be able to take their trousers down.

    So then we leave them where they are, with their pants full of their own steaming turds until they are begging to be freed and promising never to come back ever again.

    Perhaps then they will grow up, go home and get back to school."

    In addition to this, every hour I would throw a bucket of cold water over these idiots.

    This would have a couple of benefits:

    - They will quickly feel uncomfortably cold and be unable to remove themselves from the situation
    - Give them a much needed wash.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I reckon Clarkson has a the right idea about how to sea with the next lot :)
    [url]<span class="skimlinks-unlinked">https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10166599/extinction-rebellion-greta-glued-railings</span>/[/url]

    "Of course, sometimes, the Thun­berg disciples glue themselves to windows and railings so they can’t physically be moved but again, I have a plan.

    Leave them there. Because after a few hours, they’re going to need a pee. And after that, a No2. And they won’t be able to take their trousers down.

    So then we leave them where they are, with their pants full of their own steaming turds until they are begging to be freed and promising never to come back ever again.

    Perhaps then they will grow up, go home and get back to school."

    In addition to this, every hour I would throw a bucket of cold water over these idiots.

    This would have a couple of benefits:

    - They will quickly feel uncomfortably cold and be unable to remove themselves from the situation
    - Give them a much needed wash.

    Have you ever thought about being nice?
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Curious that Clarkson of all people is cross about people being "not grown up" given that his entire career is largely based on him behaving as though he hasn't grown up. Maybe he's starting to grow up!
    I'm not so sure that leaving hippies glued to objects until they crap their pants is that mature. But it did make smile :)

    Well no - I more meant the concept that there was some value in being grown up but he seems pretty confused.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]