Sitting in a timber shed thing in a field watching the sun come up over the bay below. Not a bad start to a Friday, although it was a bit chilly overnight.
Was going to go for an early morning ride around some lanes but CBA. Going to weatherspoons for breakfast. Deadpool in IMAX later, not my idea.
Morning, lovely day again in sunny Scotland. They have implemented a new video conferencing system for a meeting this morning which means I had to be slightly smartly dressed, much preferred it when I could call in dressed like the tramp I am. Meant to be racing this weekend but my cold keeps getting worse and my van isn't back from it's MOT yet, camping it is.
They have implemented a new video conferencing system for a meeting this morning which means I had to be slightly smartly dressed, much preferred it when I could call in dressed like the tramp I am.
You could just sit really close to the camera so they cannot see what you're wearing, or stick a Lego man in front of it.
Morning folks,
Sunny but bleedin' chilly out three this morning. Only about 5' in the park so I was very glad of gloves and knee warmers being added to my clobber this morning. Got to work to find the computer system wasn't working so rang a customer in Holland that I get on very well with to arrange a weekend away with the Mrs and daughter over the August bank holiday, it's just after GCSE results so hoping we will be in celebratory mood.
No racing for me this evening, well apart from racing back to civilisation from the badlands of Hanworth. Kingston beer festival is tonight's entertainment.
Oh yes, passed a bloke on a disc braked Ti bike in the park. Clearly wasn't H³ as there were no deep sections and he was skinny as a rake.
Frost of all thisngs this morning so chilly and slippy always livens things up when your half awake. No SCR for me living just out in the sticks has its perks/downsides.
Beer festival though, that's an event I can get behind!
They have implemented a new video conferencing system for a meeting this morning which means I had to be slightly smartly dressed, much preferred it when I could call in dressed like the tramp I am.
You could just sit really close to the camera so they cannot see what you're wearing, or stick a Lego man in front of it.
I was thinking of taking a photo of me sitting at the table in a suit then sticking it in front of the camera for ever more. There would be no flaws in that plan and I am a total genius. On the plus side, no one can see my bottom half so I have some 'freedom'...
Oh yes, passed a bloke on a disc braked Ti bike in the park. Clearly wasn't H³ as there were no deep sections and he was skinny as a rake.
You also passed him...
Fair point, well made.
HM you could stick some greaseproof paper over the lens, then if anybody asks what it is act dumb and then mildly disgusted, imply it's something else and they will be so appalled they won't ask any more.
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
Sunny and fresh out, need to nip into manc and the M60 is at a standstill due to some loon losing it in the outside lane.
Riding tomorrow, the n a garden part for the royal wedding. Well the girls will be watching, we're using it as an excuse to sit in the sun and drink beer.
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
They are the sorts of guys whose wives are patrons on charities or trustees of things so that might work very well, lots of google fapfodder
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
They are the sorts of guys whose wives are patrons on charities or trustees of things so that might work very well, lots of google fapfodder
POIDH
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
They are the sorts of guys whose wives are patrons on charities or trustees of things so that might work very well, lots of google fapfodder
POIDH
I think I would sooner post pictures of my GF with no clothes on than my CEO's wife's identity on here...
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
They are the sorts of guys whose wives are patrons on charities or trustees of things so that might work very well, lots of google fapfodder
POIDH
I think I would sooner post pictures of my GF with no clothes on than my CEO's wife's identity on here...
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
That is a work of absolute f**king genius. Post of the Week. Chapeau etc.
Trail fun - Transition Bandit
Road - Wilier Izoard Centaur/Cube Agree C62 Disc
Allround - Cotic Solaris
I was thinking of rubbing the lens with vaseline like they did in Rambo to make it look like they were in the jungle. Not sure why I would want to make it look humid and steamy here though, although it might challenge they're london centric perception of scotland...
Google search pictures of the other participates wife’s and have them on the wall behind you with a mark out of ten on them
They are the sorts of guys whose wives are patrons on charities or trustees of things so that might work very well, lots of google fapfodder
POIDH
I think I would sooner post pictures of my GF with no clothes on than my CEO's wife's identity on here...
And no, I won't be doing that either
Private message?
I'll refer you back to the old MBUK forum when I posted a link to a friend of mine in 6th form who sent pics into the FHM 'Highstreet honey' page, a few members decided to make good use of the comments section to explain why they were there. She read them and I got slapped the following Monday. Luckily we had a fairly banterous relationship so I survived, though the next time I saw them in the flesh I couldn't help but feel slightly ill that you perverts had seen them too...
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De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Sitting in a timber shed thing in a field watching the sun come up over the bay below. Not a bad start to a Friday, although it was a bit chilly overnight.
Was going to go for an early morning ride around some lanes but CBA. Going to weatherspoons for breakfast. Deadpool in IMAX later, not my idea.
Paragons' TT? Are you doing the 2 up?
I think I'm giving it a miss this week.
try to bail early, long ride home pick kids up from school...
Going farkin' camping again. In the freezing. Brrrrr.
Sunny but bleedin' chilly out three this morning. Only about 5' in the park so I was very glad of gloves and knee warmers being added to my clobber this morning. Got to work to find the computer system wasn't working so rang a customer in Holland that I get on very well with to arrange a weekend away with the Mrs and daughter over the August bank holiday, it's just after GCSE results so hoping we will be in celebratory mood.
No racing for me this evening, well apart from racing back to civilisation from the badlands of Hanworth. Kingston beer festival is tonight's entertainment.
Oh yes, passed a bloke on a disc braked Ti bike in the park. Clearly wasn't H³ as there were no deep sections and he was skinny as a rake.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Beer festival though, that's an event I can get behind!
Easty commuter
Tripster AT
I was thinking of taking a photo of me sitting at the table in a suit then sticking it in front of the camera for ever more. There would be no flaws in that plan and I am a total genius. On the plus side, no one can see my bottom half so I have some 'freedom'...
HM you could stick some greaseproof paper over the lens, then if anybody asks what it is act dumb and then mildly disgusted, imply it's something else and they will be so appalled they won't ask any more.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Riding tomorrow, the n a garden part for the royal wedding. Well the girls will be watching, we're using it as an excuse to sit in the sun and drink beer.
They are the sorts of guys whose wives are patrons on charities or trustees of things so that might work very well, lots of google fapfodder
POIDH
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
I think I would sooner post pictures of my GF with no clothes on than my CEO's wife's identity on here...
And no, I won't be doing that either
That is a work of absolute f**king genius. Post of the Week. Chapeau etc.
Road - Wilier Izoard Centaur/Cube Agree C62 Disc
Allround - Cotic Solaris
I'll refer you back to the old MBUK forum when I posted a link to a friend of mine in 6th form who sent pics into the FHM 'Highstreet honey' page, a few members decided to make good use of the comments section to explain why they were there. She read them and I got slapped the following Monday. Luckily we had a fairly banterous relationship so I survived, though the next time I saw them in the flesh I couldn't help but feel slightly ill that you perverts had seen them too...
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris