friday it's better to burn out, than to fade away

sungod

'ning

gym, cafe, wfh, do stuff, etc.

is it friday? it must be, otherwise there's no explanation

tlw1

TFI Friday

Been a long week with lots of politics and the dice set - time to buckle up because it's going to be a bumpy ride

Going to work locally, so I can cycle and be back in time for the pub

lincolndave

Morning, bloody cold here the external thermometer is reading 4 degsC, best break out some warmer clothes for this mornings bike ride,
Did anyone notice how bright last nights moon was shining, A harvest moon apparently
Have a good day

Matthewfalle

I have a cold. I think I may be dying. Dying. Dying I tell you. Near to death.

seanoconn

Fire training from from 10-4 today :roll: I wonder if they'll show the Bradford stadium fire again. I might paint some eyes onto my eyelids as I expect to be snoozing within the first couple of hours.

seanoconn

Matthewfalle wrote:

I have a cold. I think I may be dying. Dying. Dying I tell you. Near to death.

Hold on Matthew, hold on! Stay away from the light! I think there's some out of date cold and flu pills in the bathroom cabinet.

fat daddy

annoying amount of traffic on the way to new office ... still the massive bus lane must be a sign to buy a TT bike for the commute and be "that" man

Matthewfalle

seanoconn wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

I have a cold. I think I may be dying. Dying. Dying I tell you. Near to death.

Hold on Matthew, hold on! Stay away from the light! I think there's some out of date cold and flu pills in the bathroom cabinet.

sounds perfect - thank you. I will wash them down with Calpol and beer.

veronese68

Morning folks,
Lovely but brisk wobble in to work this morning. Very glad it's fryday, I'll have to eat lots of fried pig at lunchtime to maintain my god like figure. Later will be meeting the Mrs at the pub for a few drinks. Until then it's just a matter of dealing with idiots.

Garry H

Morning. Driving to wales for a couple of days, then down to somerset, me hearties! Need to ake cat to cat hotel.

haydenm

Morning, great thread title today

I still feel ill, I don't think it's a normal cold though. Everything hurts and my stomach feels a bit dodgy, shouldn't have bothered coming in. I need to ride the mtb in preparation for racing next weekend but I can't see me recovering from my aids soon. The race is at Dunkeld on steep/dangerous stuff so some prep might be useful...

hopkinb

Thats a coincidence. Im taking dog to dog hotel. She is not pleased. Then a day more or less to myself. Pick kids up later and take them to my in law's. Speech practice, visualise the day, iron a shirt, nice early night after a glass of rum. Then make an honest woman of Mrs H3 tomorrow.

Garry H

hopkinb wrote:

Thats a coincidence. Im taking dog to dog hotel. She is not pleased. Then a day more or less to myself. Pick kids up later and take them to my in law's. Speech practice, visualise the day, iron a shirt, nice early night after a glass of rum. Then make an honest woman of Mrs H3 tomorrow.

Ere 'opkin, awp it aw goes well for ya my sahn! ( shall I drop this cockney shizzle now?)

Matthewfalle

HaydenM wrote:

but I can't see me recovering from my aids soon. ..

Have you scrubbed with a wire brush yet?

Garry H

Matthewfalle wrote:

HaydenM wrote:

but I can't see me recovering from my aids soon. ..

Have you scrubbed with a wire brush yet?

Try using a cocktail of Toilet Duck and Mr Muscle as well. Worked for me.

pinno

Me thinks Calpol is used generically by MF seen as he has access to some lovely potions and medicinal compounds which would make for one helluva good party if he would be so inclined to invite us and not keep it all to himself, veiling the real stuff. The selfish b4stard.

So Gazza is going to the Wes' Cuntry and wot's will yew be doin' there me boy? I hope it's a proper job with cider, women and song. With a bit of boot legging and racketeering thrown in.

@HaydenM: You're sickness is sin. Sin for having a logical argument with your other half some weeks back. You feel guilty and haven't resolved your differences and until you grovel on your knees for forgiveness, you will die slowly. Or else rub Beetroot on it.

I'm going pedalling.

Laters.

haydenm

Garry H wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

HaydenM wrote:

but I can't see me recovering from my aids soon. ..

Have you scrubbed with a wire brush yet?

Try using a cocktail of Toilet Duck and Mr Muscle as well. Worked for me.

Drinking bleach is a tad extreme but it may well be effective...

veronese68

Calpol is just concentrated Red Bull, or is REd Bull just watered down Calpol. They taste the same at any rate.
Yes, good luck for tomorrow H³. Hope all goes well.

Wheelspinner

All the best Hoppy for your nuptials!

DIY meh continues.

hopkinb

Garry H wrote:

hopkinb wrote:

Thats a coincidence. Im taking dog to dog hotel. She is not pleased. Then a day more or less to myself. Pick kids up later and take them to my in law's. Speech practice, visualise the day, iron a shirt, nice early night after a glass of rum. Then make an honest woman of Mrs H3 tomorrow.

Ere 'opkin, awp it aw goes well for ya my sahn! ( shall I drop this cockney shizzle now?)

Look you Gazza boyo lllgghhhwwggghllddu. You stop with the cockanee and I'll stop with the Welsh.

hopkinb

Veronese68 wrote:

Calpol is just concentrated Red Bull, or is REd Bull just watered down Calpol. They taste the same at any rate.
Yes, good luck for tomorrow H³. Hope all goes well.

Did they really used to have that on the telly! Marvellous stuff. Mrs H3 tells me she will be eating nowt but spuds and bread in October, having starved herself for the past few months.

Stevo_666

Garry H wrote:

Morning. Driving to wales for a couple of days, then down to somerset, me hearties! Need to ake cat to cat hotel.

God's own MTB country, followed by cider central. Sounds good.

I discovered last night why the hound keeps going bonkers and sprinting down the garden when let out for a toilet stop. Neighbours told me there's a ferkin foxes den underneath their decking but as they're only renting the house they haven't done anything about it so the mangy bastards must be coming into our back garden all the time :roll: Luckily I know the Landlord.

Onwards to food and tax mitigation.

Garry H

Landlord? Petrol and matches is the answer. Or a couple of jack russells. Dirty feckers.

haydenm

Foxes are vermin, get a rifle, shoot it, then do some bad taxidermy on it

veronese68

HaydenM wrote:

Foxes are vermin, get a rifle, shoot it, then do some bad taxidermy on it

Never mind bad taxidermy, make them fly.

tlw1

Wheelspinner wrote:

All the best Hoppy for your nuptials!

DIY meh continues.

Is this a reference to hoppy's post marriage sex life?

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

HaydenM wrote:

Foxes are vermin, get a rifle, shoot it, then do some bad taxidermy on it

Never mind bad taxidermy, make them fly.

He he. I could make the hound go really nuts having one of those hovering just above him :twisted:

Garry H

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

HaydenM wrote:

Foxes are vermin, get a rifle, shoot it, then do some bad taxidermy on it

Never mind bad taxidermy, make them fly.

He he. I could make the hound go really nuts having one of those hovering just above him :twisted:

Good ide Stevo. Hang them from a tree!

seanoconn

hopkinb wrote:

Thats a coincidence. Im taking dog to dog hotel. She is not pleased. Then a day more or less to myself. Pick kids up later and take them to my in law's. Speech practice, visualise the day, iron a shirt, nice early night after a glass of rum. Then make an honest woman of Mrs H3 tomorrow.

Good luck hop, get stuck in

cld531c

been naughty, ordered new bike...

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/de-rosa-idol-ca ... -ace-2017/

cld531c

good luck hop, hope all goes smoothly