monday on the edge of time
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Pinno wrote:hopkinb wrote:Nah, you do useful stuff, I take up space and oxygen better used by other folk.
He gets paid by us to pop pills in folk and put plaster's on.
What's with the violins Hoppy?! Post holiday blues.
Shoulda gone to Eastbourne .......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:...and there's a lovely putting course.
This. It's shaped like a pirate ship. It rocks. We were running like Jack Sparrow whenever we could.
And the fush n chups as they say NZ
And the Italian delicatessen that sells Simmenthal
And the ice cream parlour we went to that sold delish rum and raisin ice cream
And the beach, although pebbly, was nice
And the pier wasn't burnt down like in Brighton
And it was clean
And it wasn't Weymouth
And there were no hipsters like Bournemouth or Brighton
And the sun was sunny
And it was funny
And I got a free deck chair for an early afternoon snooze i the sun
And there was some funny graffiti on the sea wall
And a Spitfire flew overhead whilst I was eating my ice cream sitting in my free deck chair.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
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Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Hopkinhopkinhopkinhopkin is back. Hello!
Hello MF! Yep, I'm back, and so are you it seems.
We are - huzzah!
Hang on - you're there, I'm here, no one has ever seen us in the same room together - does this mean we are the same person?
Oh f*ck.
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD. ME AND HOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINS ARE GENIUII AND ALL POWERFUL.
Yes mate, of course you will. More Ovaltine? Just wait there a moment whilst I find you a good jigsaw to do. If you have a little accident, just ring the bell.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Hopkinhopkinhopkinhopkin is back. Hello!
Hello MF! Yep, I'm back, and so are you it seems.
We are - huzzah!
Hang on - you're there, I'm here, no one has ever seen us in the same room together - does this mean we are the same person?
Oh f*ck.
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD. ME AND HOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINS ARE GENIUII AND ALL POWERFUL.
Yes mate, of course you will. More Ovaltine? Just wait there a moment whilst I find you a good jigsaw to do. If you have a little accident, just ring the bell.
Oooh, I do love an ovaltine, it might distract me from world domination with MF. Can you pop a valium in it?0 -
Certainly sir. Pill time at 7. Bed at 8.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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hopkinb wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Hopkinhopkinhopkinhopkin is back. Hello!
Hello MF! Yep, I'm back, and so are you it seems.
We are - huzzah!
Hang on - you're there, I'm here, no one has ever seen us in the same room together - does this mean we are the same person?
Oh f*ck.
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD. ME AND HOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINS ARE GENIUII AND ALL POWERFUL.
Yes mate, of course you will. More Ovaltine? Just wait there a moment whilst I find you a good jigsaw to do. If you have a little accident, just ring the bell.
Oooh, I do love an ovaltine, it might distract me from world domination with MF. Can you pop a valium in it?
NOTHING WILL EVER DISTRACT ME AND HOPKINS3 FROM WORLD DOMINATION. WE SHALL RULE ALL.
Now a good Nightime herbal from Pukka tea people - ooooh, I like one of them I do.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
TDV is currently studying Al Quaeda's organisational structure.
HOPKINS3 - pack your camel/goat. We're heading on the road.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Hopkinhopkinhopkinhopkin is back. Hello!
Hello MF! Yep, I'm back, and so are you it seems.
We are - huzzah!
Hang on - you're there, I'm here, no one has ever seen us in the same room together - does this mean we are the same person?
Oh f*ck.
WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD. ME AND HOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINSHOPKINS ARE GENIUII AND ALL POWERFUL.
Yes mate, of course you will. More Ovaltine? Just wait there a moment whilst I find you a good jigsaw to do. If you have a little accident, just ring the bell.
Oooh, I do love an ovaltine, it might distract me from world domination with MF. Can you pop a valium in it?
NOTHING WILL EVER DISTRACT ME AND HOPKINS3 FROM WORLD DOMINATION. WE SHALL RULE ALL.
Now a good Nightime herbal from Pukka tea people - ooooh, I like one of them I do.
We don't have any of that fancy posh stuff here but you're welcome to tick the Prunes box on the breakfast menu.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:TDV is currently studying Al Quaeda's organisational structure.
HOPKINS3 - pack your camel/goat. We're heading on the road.
I have a llama, a bergen, a pair of sunglasses and 3 weeks worth of unsh!tted pants. Ready and willing MF.0 -
Make your own disc wheels, out of dustbin lids. I fancy a pair of Zondas, but my ksyriums refuse to die
I had a free haircut yesterday. It's asymmetrical.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:TDV is currently studying Al Quaeda's organisational structure.
HOPKINS3 - pack your camel/goat. We're heading on the road.
I have a llama, a bergen, a pair of sunglasses and 3 weeks worth of unsh!tted pants. Ready and willing MF.
THough I thought Al Quaeda's organisational structure got shot on TV, while Obama and Hilary C watched?0 -
Ksyriums are bullet proof. Zonda's won't be as strong. Lovely wheels the Zonda's.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Matthewfalle wrote:
Nah, she's gone to bed in a huff. Apparently I am not good at wedding plans. Mainly because we have a venue, have invited people, we have rings, a photographer, and appropriate clothing. There are also flowers. I'm not really sure what else can be accomplished in the 2 months between now and the wedding. Other than me catching a dose at that brothel near you MF? Myfanwy was it? Or Gwynneddddd?0 -
hopkinb wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:TDV is currently studying Al Quaeda's organisational structure.
HOPKINS3 - pack your camel/goat. We're heading on the road.
I have a llama, a bergen, a pair of sunglasses and 3 weeks worth of unsh!tted pants. Ready and willing MF.
THough I thought Al Quaeda's organisational structure got shot on TV, while Obama and Hilary C watched?
Well, the head bod of the time did, the organisational structure is quite vertical with many layered committees - it's quite tidy really (say that in a Welsh accent and you'll see what I mean).
Once Osama got slotted they just appointed another dude like any other organisation. Everyone must have rules or it'll be anarchy/chaos.
Imagine how dull writing the minutes of the meetings but be though. Do you reckon the secretary has an auto correct for "infidels infesting our land will burn with a thousand fires" and that sort of jazz?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:TDV is currently studying Al Quaeda's organisational structure.
HOPKINS3 - pack your camel/goat. We're heading on the road.
I have a llama, a bergen, a pair of sunglasses and 3 weeks worth of unsh!tted pants. Ready and willing MF.
THough I thought Al Quaeda's organisational structure got shot on TV, while Obama and Hilary C watched?
Well, the head bod of the time did, the organisational structure is quite vertical with many layered committees - it's quite tidy really (say that in a Welsh accent and you'll see what I mean).
Once Osama got slotted they just appointed another dude like any other organisation. Everyone must have rules or it'll be anarchy/chaos.
Imagine how dull writing the minutes of the meetings but be though. Do you reckon the secretary has an auto correct for "infidels infesting our land will burn with a thousand fires" and that sort of jazz?
I thought it was more like Sports Direct, and would be fooked without Mike Ashley, and hordes of underpaid migrant workers...0 -
hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:
Nah, she's gone to bed in a huff. Apparently I am not good at wedding plans. Mainly because we have a venue, have invited people, we have rings, a photographer, and appropriate clothing. There are also flowers. I'm not really sure what else can be accomplished in the 2 months between now and the wedding. Other than me catching a dose at that brothel near you MF? Myfanwy was it? Or Gwynneddddd?
Just give it 20 minutes until she's asleep and go and snap a quick piccie.
Myfanwy did do tricks behind Evans the Fishmongers but she moved on when Arwen got lippy with Bruno the Hungarian over a set of spark plug caps for her Renault Twingo and Aled decided that he wanted to run a rave from his pig sty.
Fiona then took over until she was framed for stealing chickens.
It's complicated down these parts.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
:roll:hopkinb wrote:I just like to do myself down.
You might be on to something
Welcome back btw. Our holiday plans currently consist of looking for tents bigger than a lot of people's houses. I don't really know why.0 -
You're getting married Hoppy? Again?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:hopkinb wrote:hopkinb wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:TDV is currently studying Al Quaeda's organisational structure.
HOPKINS3 - pack your camel/goat. We're heading on the road.
I have a llama, a bergen, a pair of sunglasses and 3 weeks worth of unsh!tted pants. Ready and willing MF.
THough I thought Al Quaeda's organisational structure got shot on TV, while Obama and Hilary C watched?
Well, the head bod of the time did, the organisational structure is quite vertical with many layered committees - it's quite tidy really (say that in a Welsh accent and you'll see what I mean).
Once Osama got slotted they just appointed another dude like any other organisation. Everyone must have rules or it'll be anarchy/chaos.
Imagine how dull writing the minutes of the meetings but be though. Do you reckon the secretary has an auto correct for "infidels infesting our land will burn with a thousand fires" and that sort of jazz?
I thought it was more like Sports Direct, and would be fooked without Mike Ashley, and hordes of underpaid migrant workers...
I've just had a vision of loads of Al Q'aeda blokes running about in discounted Karrimor trainers and getting shin splints whilst laughing at their mate who looks a right chav in their Lonsdale tracksuit.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Garry H wrote:
Oh - I've had those two for years - shiiiit haircut and diy haircut thing.
Mate of mine and I used to have competitions to see who could give themselves the worst haircut.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Joncomelately wrote::roll:hopkinb wrote:I just like to do myself down.
You might be on to something
Welcome back btw. Our holiday plans currently consist of looking for tents bigger than a lot of people's houses. I don't really know why.
Cheers jcl. I love camping. Everyone else in the family hates it. Hence i get dragged to various all inclusive resorts round the med, where I fester and seethe, whereas I'd rather be sheltering from the rain in Machynlleth.0 -
Garry is here as well! G'day fella and fair dinkum!Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
hopkinb wrote:Pinno wrote:You're getting married Hoppy? Again?
Only the second time Pinno.
Been with this one 10 years now, THought we'd do some surname tidying up.
Never married me. Came close once. Been with my current partner 13 years.
13 frikking years?!?! Jesus wept, I just figured that out.
Camping's good. Flying is sh1t.
Get yerself a pair of clippers and DIY.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
