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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    So does that mean we can all come along if we promise not to eat and just to drink stuff we have bought along?

    Can we come along all day if we promise not to eat but just to drink stuff we have bought with us?

    Zero food or drink bill for you but maximum members of the congregation to back you up.

    Any of the bridesmaids worth smashing?

    I'll raise it with Ms hopkinb. Obvs bridesmaids are of the highest quality.

    I want to go to the velodrome at Stratford for my "stag" event and smash out a few laps, having trained heavily beforehand to make sure I win. No-one else wants to come with me. Miserable sods. My bruv wants to go hiking, and my mates want to hole up in a cottage with hookers and bl0w. I don't want blisters on my heels, my nasal lining, or the end of my knob, so these are all out. What does the modern chap do for a stag do, unless of course I just go to the velodrome alone and have a few tins of spesh on the tube on the way home?


    We went mini moto racin' in the day, whorin' at night for mine. The racin' was average, the whorin' rocked.

    If I was to make the mistake of getting wed again, I'd do exactly what your mates suggest: sounds really good fun, loads of proper laughs, away from all the shyyte of life and no women apart from whores. And blow. She'd loads of blow. All that Colombia can produce.

    Just make sure all mobile phones save for two burners with no numbers on get locked away - the two burners are calling the ambulance when it all goes wrong and calling the ambulance again when the first phone doesn't work anymore.

    Sack off the Velodrome: no-one actually wants to do anything on a stag do apart from get shredded with whores and have a really good laugh.

    The fetid miasma of the modern stag do is just dullllllll. It's something that a wannabe like Rick or that other doorknob would do.

    lol let's run away together Matty

    Only if you look like TDNFNATN or TDSD.

    TDSD? Is that the ginger one again?

    I believe you're a bad influence MF. All those prossies and coke do not a good marriage make. Though better than being beaten by an angry dwarf I spose.

    I reckon I'll go British museum, Tate Modern then a pint or three in the Nag's Head, Whitechapel. I'm old, this is marriage number 2. Hangovers and lack of kip hurt at a cellular level these days. Tbh, a copy of Razzle and an early night would probably suffice.

    At this rate, using the quote, quote, quote etc will occupy one whole page and your reply will be on the next page and the reply to that will be on the following page.
    It's getting silly.

    No phones, no ambulances - both have the potential to leave evidence

    If someone is in such a state that they need an ambulance mf will hit them with a hammer and throw them over next doors fence

    Can we set fire to them?



    After all, if we didn't quote something like the above we wouldn't know what we were talking about, see.

    Yup i c u and icy
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    So does that mean we can all come along if we promise not to eat and just to drink stuff we have bought along?

    Can we come along all day if we promise not to eat but just to drink stuff we have bought with us?

    Zero food or drink bill for you but maximum members of the congregation to back you up.

    Any of the bridesmaids worth smashing?

    I'll raise it with Ms hopkinb. Obvs bridesmaids are of the highest quality.

    I want to go to the velodrome at Stratford for my "stag" event and smash out a few laps, having trained heavily beforehand to make sure I win. No-one else wants to come with me. Miserable sods. My bruv wants to go hiking, and my mates want to hole up in a cottage with hookers and bl0w. I don't want blisters on my heels, my nasal lining, or the end of my knob, so these are all out. What does the modern chap do for a stag do, unless of course I just go to the velodrome alone and have a few tins of spesh on the tube on the way home?


    We went mini moto racin' in the day, whorin' at night for mine. The racin' was average, the whorin' rocked.

    If I was to make the mistake of getting wed again, I'd do exactly what your mates suggest: sounds really good fun, loads of proper laughs, away from all the shyyte of life and no women apart from whores. And blow. She'd loads of blow. All that Colombia can produce.

    Just make sure all mobile phones save for two burners with no numbers on get locked away - the two burners are calling the ambulance when it all goes wrong and calling the ambulance again when the first phone doesn't work anymore.

    Sack off the Velodrome: no-one actually wants to do anything on a stag do apart from get shredded with whores and have a really good laugh.

    The fetid miasma of the modern stag do is just dullllllll. It's something that a wannabe like Rick or that other doorknob would do.

    lol let's run away together Matty

    Only if you look like TDNFNATN or TDSD.

    TDSD? Is that the ginger one again?

    I believe you're a bad influence MF. All those prossies and coke do not a good marriage make. Though better than being beaten by an angry dwarf I spose.

    I reckon I'll go British museum, Tate Modern then a pint or three in the Nag's Head, Whitechapel. I'm old, this is marriage number 2. Hangovers and lack of kip hurt at a cellular level these days. Tbh, a copy of Razzle and an early night would probably suffice.

    At this rate, using the quote, quote, quote etc will occupy one whole page and your reply will be on the next page and the reply to that will be on the following page.
    It's getting silly.

    No phones, no ambulances - both have the potential to leave evidence

    If someone is in such a state that they need an ambulance mf will hit them with a hammer and throw them over next doors fence

    Can we set fire to them?



    After all, if we didn't quote something like the above we wouldn't know what we were talking about, see.
    Thanks, I understand now.

    Maybe the news that Arsene has signed up for another two years at the Alsoranirates has sent him into a bit of a rage.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    So does that mean we can all come along if we promise not to eat and just to drink stuff we have bought along?

    Can we come along all day if we promise not to eat but just to drink stuff we have bought with us?

    Zero food or drink bill for you but maximum members of the congregation to back you up.

    Any of the bridesmaids worth smashing?

    I'll raise it with Ms hopkinb. Obvs bridesmaids are of the highest quality.

    I want to go to the velodrome at Stratford for my "stag" event and smash out a few laps, having trained heavily beforehand to make sure I win. No-one else wants to come with me. Miserable sods. My bruv wants to go hiking, and my mates want to hole up in a cottage with hookers and bl0w. I don't want blisters on my heels, my nasal lining, or the end of my knob, so these are all out. What does the modern chap do for a stag do, unless of course I just go to the velodrome alone and have a few tins of spesh on the tube on the way home?


    We went mini moto racin' in the day, whorin' at night for mine. The racin' was average, the whorin' rocked.

    If I was to make the mistake of getting wed again, I'd do exactly what your mates suggest: sounds really good fun, loads of proper laughs, away from all the shyyte of life and no women apart from whores. And blow. She'd loads of blow. All that Colombia can produce.

    Just make sure all mobile phones save for two burners with no numbers on get locked away - the two burners are calling the ambulance when it all goes wrong and calling the ambulance again when the first phone doesn't work anymore.

    Sack off the Velodrome: no-one actually wants to do anything on a stag do apart from get shredded with whores and have a really good laugh.

    The fetid miasma of the modern stag do is just dullllllll. It's something that a wannabe like Rick or that other doorknob would do.

    lol let's run away together Matty

    Only if you look like TDNFNATN or TDSD.

    TDSD? Is that the ginger one again?

    I believe you're a bad influence MF. All those prossies and coke do not a good marriage make. Though better than being beaten by an angry dwarf I spose.

    I reckon I'll go British museum, Tate Modern then a pint or three in the Nag's Head, Whitechapel. I'm old, this is marriage number 2. Hangovers and lack of kip hurt at a cellular level these days. Tbh, a copy of Razzle and an early night would probably suffice.

    At this rate, using the quote, quote, quote etc will occupy one whole page and your reply will be on the next page and the reply to that will be on the following page.
    It's getting silly.

    No phones, no ambulances - both have the potential to leave evidence

    If someone is in such a state that they need an ambulance mf will hit them with a hammer and throw them over next doors fence
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    It started bright. Then it rained. Then it brightened up. Now it's cloudless with not a breath of wind.
    What's it like over there Gazza?

    Tons of wind here, that's what stopped me getting Strava kom in every section

    Followed the ride by playing cross bar challenge with the rug rats. I'm bored of drinking less

    Why couldn't you turn the bike around and bag the Strava segments with a tailwind?
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno's going to explode in a minute.
    What's he annoyed about this time? Or is it grumpy f***ers day again?
    Massive long quotes.

    My intelligence and craft is lost on you lot (apart from TLW).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    So does that mean we can all come along if we promise not to eat and just to drink stuff we have bought along?

    Can we come along all day if we promise not to eat but just to drink stuff we have bought with us?

    Zero food or drink bill for you but maximum members of the congregation to back you up.

    Any of the bridesmaids worth smashing?

    I'll raise it with Ms hopkinb. Obvs bridesmaids are of the highest quality.

    I want to go to the velodrome at Stratford for my "stag" event and smash out a few laps, having trained heavily beforehand to make sure I win. No-one else wants to come with me. Miserable sods. My bruv wants to go hiking, and my mates want to hole up in a cottage with hookers and bl0w. I don't want blisters on my heels, my nasal lining, or the end of my knob, so these are all out. What does the modern chap do for a stag do, unless of course I just go to the velodrome alone and have a few tins of spesh on the tube on the way home?


    We went mini moto racin' in the day, whorin' at night for mine. The racin' was average, the whorin' rocked.

    If I was to make the mistake of getting wed again, I'd do exactly what your mates suggest: sounds really good fun, loads of proper laughs, away from all the shyyte of life and no women apart from whores. And blow. She'd loads of blow. All that Colombia can produce.

    Just make sure all mobile phones save for two burners with no numbers on get locked away - the two burners are calling the ambulance when it all goes wrong and calling the ambulance again when the first phone doesn't work anymore.

    Sack off the Velodrome: no-one actually wants to do anything on a stag do apart from get shredded with whores and have a really good laugh.

    The fetid miasma of the modern stag do is just dullllllll. It's something that a wannabe like Rick or that other doorknob would do.

    lol let's run away together Matty

    Only if you look like TDNFNATN or TDSD.

    TDSD? Is that the ginger one again?

    I believe you're a bad influence MF. All those prossies and coke do not a good marriage make. Though better than being beaten by an angry dwarf I spose.

    I reckon I'll go British museum, Tate Modern then a pint or three in the Nag's Head, Whitechapel. I'm old, this is marriage number 2. Hangovers and lack of kip hurt at a cellular level these days. Tbh, a copy of Razzle and an early night would probably suffice.

    At this rate, using the quote, quote, quote etc will occupy one whole page and your reply will be on the next page and the reply to that will be on the following page.
    It's getting silly.

    No phones, no ambulances - both have the potential to leave evidence

    If someone is in such a state that they need an ambulance mf will hit them with a hammer and throw them over next doors fence
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    It started bright. Then it rained. Then it brightened up. Now it's cloudless with not a breath of wind.
    What's it like over there Gazza?

    Tons of wind here, that's what stopped me getting Strava kom in every section

    Followed the ride by playing cross bar challenge with the rug rats. I'm bored of drinking less

    Why couldn't you turn the bike around and bag the Strava segments with a tailwind?
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno's going to explode in a minute.
    What's he annoyed about this time? Or is it grumpy f***ers day again?
    Massive long quotes.

    My intelligence and craft is lost on you lot (apart from TLW).
    Roughly translated as - it's grumpy f***ers day again :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    So does that mean we can all come along if we promise not to eat and just to drink stuff we have bought along?

    Can we come along all day if we promise not to eat but just to drink stuff we have bought with us?

    Zero food or drink bill for you but maximum members of the congregation to back you up.

    Any of the bridesmaids worth smashing?

    I'll raise it with Ms hopkinb. Obvs bridesmaids are of the highest quality.

    I want to go to the velodrome at Stratford for my "stag" event and smash out a few laps, having trained heavily beforehand to make sure I win. No-one else wants to come with me. Miserable sods. My bruv wants to go hiking, and my mates want to hole up in a cottage with hookers and bl0w. I don't want blisters on my heels, my nasal lining, or the end of my knob, so these are all out. What does the modern chap do for a stag do, unless of course I just go to the velodrome alone and have a few tins of spesh on the tube on the way home?


    We went mini moto racin' in the day, whorin' at night for mine. The racin' was average, the whorin' rocked.

    If I was to make the mistake of getting wed again, I'd do exactly what your mates suggest: sounds really good fun, loads of proper laughs, away from all the shyyte of life and no women apart from whores. And blow. She'd loads of blow. All that Colombia can produce.

    Just make sure all mobile phones save for two burners with no numbers on get locked away - the two burners are calling the ambulance when it all goes wrong and calling the ambulance again when the first phone doesn't work anymore.

    Sack off the Velodrome: no-one actually wants to do anything on a stag do apart from get shredded with whores and have a really good laugh.

    The fetid miasma of the modern stag do is just dullllllll. It's something that a wannabe like Rick or that other doorknob would do.

    lol let's run away together Matty

    Only if you look like TDNFNATN or TDSD.

    TDSD? Is that the ginger one again?

    I believe you're a bad influence MF. All those prossies and coke do not a good marriage make. Though better than being beaten by an angry dwarf I spose.

    I reckon I'll go British museum, Tate Modern then a pint or three in the Nag's Head, Whitechapel. I'm old, this is marriage number 2. Hangovers and lack of kip hurt at a cellular level these days. Tbh, a copy of Razzle and an early night would probably suffice.

    At this rate, using the quote, quote, quote etc will occupy one whole page and your reply will be on the next page and the reply to that will be on the following page.
    It's getting silly.

    No phones, no ambulances - both have the potential to leave evidence

    If someone is in such a state that they need an ambulance mf will hit them with a hammer and throw them over next doors fence
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    It started bright. Then it rained. Then it brightened up. Now it's cloudless with not a breath of wind.
    What's it like over there Gazza?

    Tons of wind here, that's what stopped me getting Strava kom in every section

    Followed the ride by playing cross bar challenge with the rug rats. I'm bored of drinking less

    Why couldn't you turn the bike around and bag the Strava segments with a tailwind?
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno's going to explode in a minute.
    What's he annoyed about this time? Or is it grumpy f***ers day again?
    Massive long quotes.

    My intelligence and craft is lost on you lot (apart from TLW).
    Roughly translated as - it's grumpy f***ers day again :)

    Woooosh, I'm sure you're going bald.

    No you twit. If I had said "This multiple quoting is a great idea..." No one would of taken it up.
    But if you scroll back, you'll see what I said.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    Just back from my favourite Cambridge venue.

    Why TF is it that no effing cyclist thinks they need lights at night in Cambridge...?
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • cycleclinic
    cycleclinic Posts: 6,865
    I am anti quote mainly because i dont understand or care how to make it work.
    http://www.thecycleclinic.co.uk -wheel building and other stuff.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,804
    thecycleclinic wrote:
    I am anti quote mainly because i dont understand or care how to make it work.
    Glad to hear your injuries are healing.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    thecycleclinic wrote:
    I am anti quote mainly because i dont understand or care how to make it work.

    In this den of iniquity, the etiquette of quoting is part of the status quo Though quaint, the practice of anit-quoting can therefore be considered as uniquely antiquated.

    Have you any idea how much of my brain power was used in creating that ^ quality of bollox?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Pinno wrote:
    thecycleclinic wrote:
    I am anti quote mainly because i dont understand or care how to make it work.

    In this den of iniquity, the etiquette of quoting is part of the status quo Though quaint, the practice of anit-quoting can therefore be considered as uniquely antiquated.

    Have you any idea how much of my brain power was used in creating that ^ quality of bollox?

    You shoehorned in a lot of "qu", I was certainly impressed.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Thanks Hopkins Bob. My ego has been suitably inflated. I shall log off now whilst i'm ahead.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    I shall log off now whilst i'm ahead.


    Oh. That's a shame.

    Oh well, never mind.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    This you?

    0479318001477759773_filepicker.png
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Yep, they f*cked up at the tanning salon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Not you, hopkinsb
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Not you, hopkinsb

    What's hopkinshopkinshopkins done now? Is he a boxer? I thought he was in tax or filing or something?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    No, the boxer is hopkinsb
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Who's been to Zakynthos?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Garry H wrote:
    Who's been to Zakynthos?
    Now I have been there. In a previous life. We met a Scottish couple. There was drink. I remember little, except the bog roll in the bin thing. Oh, and the alcohol induced anxiety attacks.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Garry H wrote:
    No, the boxer is hopkinsb

    No, MF is right. I'm more about box files than boxing. Though it could be that that boxer is expressing admiration for Pinno and his use of "qu".
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    No, the boxer is hopkinsb


    I didn't know he was a boxer. We'll blow me sideways.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Who's been to Zakynthos?


    I think I may have been but I'm not sure.

    I went to a load of Greek islands with my ex when she was lovely and not the cold hearted biatchh she turned into.

    I sunburnt my feet after about day 2 if I remember correctly. I wishe she would have sunburnt her evil heart of ice and evil.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    No, the boxer is hopkinsb

    No, MF is right. I'm more about box files than boxing. Though it could be that that boxer is expressing admiration for Pinno and his use of "qu".

    Listen to Smithy. Always listen to Smithy.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    No, the boxer is hopkinsb

    No, MF is right. I'm more about box files than boxing. Though it could be that that boxer is expressing admiration for Pinno and his use of "qu".

    Listen to Smithy. Always listen to Smithy and Edwyn's Mum.

    FTFY
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Aye Caramba! (That's Spanish for FFS!)

    The geezer in the picture is ex boxer Bernard Hopkins, one of the greatest to have graced the ring.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    'Aye Caramba' ?! Is that GreasyJockgreasyspick speak?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    'Aye Caramba' ?! Is that GreasyJockgreasyspick speak?

    Why are people still quoting stuff in here?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Garry H wrote:
    Aye Caramba! (That's Spanish for FFS!)

    The geezer in the picture is ex boxer Bernard Hopkins, one of the greatest to have graced the ring.

    Sound of penny dropping.

    Never been into boxing.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Is your name Bernard?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Is your name Bernard?


    No - it's Matthew.

    Why?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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