friday why this is hell, nor are we out of it

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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Think that bloke in garden behind us just fell off a ladder.

    Bet that hurt.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Pinno wrote:
    We got a 'concert' to 'look forward to', It;s over 2 nights :roll:

    I went to little one's concert. It may be a reflection of where I live, but there were almost concert level piano performances from some of the Asian kids. Then her choir performance was proper kid's stuff.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
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    Sunburn lines. Pics, so more real than sore knees. Still can't make ******* caption pics work.

    Do you live in a massage parlour?

    Nope, my mother does...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    What's the telephone number?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    hopkinb wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    We got a 'concert' to 'look forward to', It;s over 2 nights :roll:

    I went to little one's concert. It may be a reflection of where I live, but there were almost concert level piano performances from some of the Asian kids. Then her choir performance was proper kid's stuff.

    Sounds familiar. There's always one isn't there.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    My mother looks a bit like a low rent Martina Navratilova.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    My mother looks a bit like a low rent Martina Navratilova.

    Any nork pics do we can judge?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    The boy one fell asleep on the couch at about 6.30...

    Result.

    Tell me about it. Went to watch the girl one perform in the school assembly this morning, but had to leave half way through because the boy one wouldn't stop arsing about.

    Result - you showed up, got seen but managed to save part of your life because someone else was messing about.

    Good attitude that.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Imagine, if you will, some heavy boulders, contained in ragged old socks.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    hopkinb wrote:
    Imagine, if you will, some heavy boulders, contained in ragged old socks.

    Spaniel's ears?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    Imagine, if you will, some heavy boulders, contained in ragged old socks.


    Sounds like Gwyneth.

    She doesn't have brown hair does she?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Garry H wrote:
    Hey Stevo!! Guess what I'm drinking?
    Mr. Weston's finest rocket fuel? Good stuff isn't it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    You're onto something there. Bought two bottles. Am I ok to have a single malt afterwards?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Garry H wrote:
    You're onto something there. Bought two bottles. Am I ok to have a single malt afterwards?
    Two's plenty. If youre tucking into the malt as well, be somewhere when you drink it that you don't mind sleeping.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    I log on after a day of suffering to see a picture of what! Did someone get the wrong idea of norks or have a typo?
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Second bottle of Moretti and still sitting outside.

    This is really rather quite nice.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Flâneur wrote:
    I log on after a day of suffering to see a picture of what! Did someone get the wrong idea of norks or have a typo?


    What picture? What norks? Where?

    Do you know I have a bad knee?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    You're onto something there. Bought two bottles. Am I ok to have a single malt afterwards?
    Two's plenty. If youre tucking into the malt as well, be somewhere when you drink it that you don't mind sleeping.

    What's the max, sans malt, three? I weigh 65 kilos, quite resilient.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    You're onto something there. Bought two bottles. Am I ok to have a single malt afterwards?
    Two's plenty. If youre tucking into the malt as well, be somewhere when you drink it that you don't mind sleeping.

    What's the max, sans malt, three? I weigh 65 kilos, quite resilient.
    You'll be pissed on three. Its got 4 units per bottle so that's like 6 pints of ordinary strength beer. I've never needed more than two if I'm staying in.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    You're onto something there. Bought two bottles. Am I ok to have a single malt afterwards?
    Two's plenty. If youre tucking into the malt as well, be somewhere when you drink it that you don't mind sleeping.

    What's the max, sans malt, three? I weigh 65 kilos, quite resilient.
    You'll be pissed on three. Its got 4 units per bottle so that's like 6 pints of ordinary strength beer. I've never needed more than two if I'm staying in.

    You're right. Two gives me that comfortably numb feeling and I can just about distinguish the letters on my keyboard.

    You've had a positive influence on my life.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:

    You've had a positive influence on my life.

    Never mind him, what about me?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    Fnck- what an evening. All I'll say is don't sweat the small stuff and find some time to count your blessings.
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    edited May 2017
    How do you make an avatar? You know, that funny little picture under your name.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:

    You've had a positive influence on my life.

    Never mind him, what about me?

    Goes without saying. Can't believe you even had to ask!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    How do you make an avatar? You know, that funny little picture under your name.

    No idea. Ask Pinno.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:

    You've had a positive influence on my life.

    Never mind him, what about me?

    Goes without saying. Can't believe you even had to ask!


    Ahhh - you da best. I love you too.

    Notice Pinno has been quiet. Must be down at Edwin's Olde Shoppe of Humble Pie.

    And we don't mean Kate's vag.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:

    You've had a positive influence on my life.

    Never mind him, what about me?
    Well I have educated you about real AMGs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Who - me or him?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Who's Kate? Tell me.

    Have you seen how much a proper longbow would set you back?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    meanredspider wrote:
    Fnck- what an evening. All I'll say is don't sweat the small stuff and find some time to count your blessings.

    Don't understand and I'm thanking my lucky stars I don't

    Hope things improve

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