Negative progress: Kit advances that aren't

I'm having a rant about progress that isn't progress because two things have annoyed me in my virtual shopping for new stuff.
1) Internal cabling
2) non-replacable batteries in phones
I've been looking for a cheap gravel / light tour type bike. So aluminium generaly. But most have the most god-awful internal gear cabling. They can be bad for a number of reasons:
1) large bung holes on the down tube - look ugly
2) Introducing holes on the frame provides stress raisers which makes for potential early failure (A few stories of Whyte frame cracking)
3) How the hell do you adjust front deraillleur cable tension? Usually they introduce a horrible in-line adjuster.
It is hard to find external cable routing on these bikes. Planet X full Monty, Ribble CGR and Genesis Vapour seem the only ones. Norco, Pinnacle, Saracen, Whyte, Ribble, Mango, Orro. Grr. Cannondale and Genesis CDA go for a cable stop - but no cable adjusters. Half wayhouse to no where!
And I need a new phone. Phone batteries have a finite life so need to be changed (usually after two years in my experience). But now almost all have sealed in batteries. Only the Moto G 5 seems to have a user swappable battery. Rubbish, take the metal bodies and glass backs and give me a plastic body (which I'll cover with a rubber bumper anyway) and a replaceable battery!
End of Friday rant.
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1) Internal cabling
2) non-replacable batteries in phones
I've been looking for a cheap gravel / light tour type bike. So aluminium generaly. But most have the most god-awful internal gear cabling. They can be bad for a number of reasons:
1) large bung holes on the down tube - look ugly
2) Introducing holes on the frame provides stress raisers which makes for potential early failure (A few stories of Whyte frame cracking)
3) How the hell do you adjust front deraillleur cable tension? Usually they introduce a horrible in-line adjuster.
It is hard to find external cable routing on these bikes. Planet X full Monty, Ribble CGR and Genesis Vapour seem the only ones. Norco, Pinnacle, Saracen, Whyte, Ribble, Mango, Orro. Grr. Cannondale and Genesis CDA go for a cable stop - but no cable adjusters. Half wayhouse to no where!
And I need a new phone. Phone batteries have a finite life so need to be changed (usually after two years in my experience). But now almost all have sealed in batteries. Only the Moto G 5 seems to have a user swappable battery. Rubbish, take the metal bodies and glass backs and give me a plastic body (which I'll cover with a rubber bumper anyway) and a replaceable battery!
End of Friday rant.
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I agree, non-replaceable batteries are disturbing.
On this point, you have to blame "our" (the consumer's) demand for slimmer, sleeker, phones that do more and more. Packaging all the resources (chips, batteries, antennae, ports, switches, SIM, speakers etc) into such a tight unit is a work of art. In my experience, the processor has fallen behind the curve before the battery gives up. So I think the battery is a red herring - it's our demand for more that is the issue.
Batteries in phones. If you dropped your old phone in water and you were quick enough rescuing it, it was possible to take the battery out and save the phone, before it started shorting all the delicate electrics.
So with you one the above, although I do like the sleeker finish of internal cables
I'll add to the list...
The lack of a spare wheel on cars, replaced by a bloody silly kit where you inject fluid into the tyre plus a little compressor to not blow it back up again in most cases. A skinny, or space saver was bad enough. My current car has room for a full size wheel, so I bought one off the ebay.
Buttons on TV remotes (Kindle Firestick fo example), my mobile phone, and car key fobs, which are so stiff, close and tiny that you are forced to use your nails to press them, with the obvious consequences of this.
The older I get, the better I was.
See I just can't agree with that. But then I'm 6'4", 98kg and, as a result, can very easily feel the difference.
Road - Wilier Izoard Centaur/Cube Agree C62 Disc
Allround - Cotic Solaris
Im sorry but there's almost no mechanical reason why they should be better - and I'm not much lighter than you and ride discs on both QR and TA. If you can feel a difference, I suggest it's coming from somewhere else - most likely forks or wheel construction.
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition
Wot he said^
Fair.
Though all the adult chumps I see eating and drinking with disposable cutlery & crockery at their desk when there's an office kitchen cupboard full of plates, cups, glasses and proper metal cutlery have no excuse.
What's wrong with A JIS square taper, I ask you? <muttermuttermutter>
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition
Tattoos. What the hell is wrong with the perfect skin we are born with, wonderful kit. I see people with the most ridiculous sprawl plastered all over them, akin to a building on the wrong side of town.
Good quality leather trainers, now the vast majority are this synthetic censored .
Idots buying vinyl again, it was censored then and its censored now. "Yes but its like D-Ream are playing to me in the room...", censored off! you marketers wet dream.
Useful for keeping warm, but now they've invented buffs, which can be removed when you need to eat something.
The other problem with these is when you are at complex crossing somewhere you're not familiar with, and you don't know if the green man you're crossing on is the direction you're actually walking. WTF was wrong with a red/green man symbol on the opposite side of the road so you can all see it, know which way to walk and how long you have to cross? I'd like to get the person who came up with this idea in a room with a baseball bat.
The older I get, the better I was.
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Facebook? No. Just say no.
Shouldn't this be in the "Trivial things that annoy you" thread? It's hardly a kit advance
The older I get, the better I was.
As an aside, do your colleagues know you think they are a bunch of chumps? Or do you look down on them but still proffer words of faux friendship?
Perhaps someone should may them your true feelings.
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This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Yeah I do, though not every time. Is quite a dull conversation when you've already had it.
Do people really demand slimmer phones and more gizmos on them? I don't know anyone who says they could really do with a mm less thickness to their phone.
I have some demands from my phone. I want the battery to last longer than a day. I want 3G/4G capability and for it to act as a WIFI hotspot so I can use my tablet via it's mobile internet connection where ever I am. And it has to work well as a phone. If the new 3310 could act as a WIFI hotspot I would buy one tomorrow. But my demands go unheard so instead I will stick with my Samsung XCover which has a removable battery that lasts for about 30 days on standby.
I am not sure. You have no chance.
"Tramp Stamp", ditto ridiculous piercings. "Ooh, look at me, I'm different!"
Yes, yes, yes. Limited capacity, easily damaged, unwieldy and hard to store. Absolute sh17. Hipster idiots with more money than brain cells.
You are indeed a God among ranters. Well played. Have a million upvotes.
It's just a hill. Get over it.
What's that about?
I am not sure. You have no chance.