Giro 2017: Stage 1:-Alghero › Olbia. *Spoilers*

blazing_saddles
blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
edited May 2017 in Pro race
I'll start the ball rolling, as everybody else appears to be playing chicken and the race starts in 15 minutes.

Stage 1:-Alghero › Olbia (206k)
Start Time 12-10 CEST.
Map:
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Profile:
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Last Kms:
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Climb:
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"Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    C_DZq9dWsAA7D02.jpg

    It's possible the sardine could have been named after Sardinia.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    Race underway and we have had Bardiani rider sightings.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    Well, all at least the thread title is apt ... Jonathan F'ing Edwards has spolied my viewing after less than a minute (and as a 'presenter' who learned his craft under the wing of the BBC, the first thing he talks about is doping in cycling) … Why are all Olympians ar$eholes ...
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,547
    18 kms covered, a breakaway of 6 riders is 7 minutes clear already apparently. Not sure of the composition, but Daniel Teklehaimanot is there for Dimension Data.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    Matt Hayman sounds exactly like Richie Porte: half asleep.
    JE: "Matt, how is it different to be team leader in a GT."
    MH: "I dunno because I've never been team leader."
    Nice one Johnny. :oops:

    It's all so dull.
    Making Ashley and Juan Arrow look like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. :lol:
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • milton50
    milton50 Posts: 3,856
    andyp wrote:
    18 kms covered, a breakaway of 6 riders is 7 minutes clear already apparently. Not sure of the composition, but Daniel Teklehaimanot is there for Dimension Data.

    Teklehaimanot going for another GT mountain's jersey.
  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    Annoyingly, it looks like Ashley and Juan Antonio are actually doing coverage, but most likely just for ES International ... Edwards needs to up his trouser game as a MINIMUM ...
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    Break:-
    Mirco Maestri (Bardiani-CSF), Cesare Benedetti (Bora-Hansgrohe), Marcin Bialoblocki (CCC Sprandi Polkowice), Pavel Brutt (Gazprom-Rusvelo), Daniel Teklehaimanot (Dimension Data) and Eugert Zhupa (Wilier Selle Italia)
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    Lovely. Headwind followed by crosswinds for the later stages.
    Could be fun.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Bo Duke
    Bo Duke Posts: 1,058
    I was in both Olbia and Alghero last summer. Very nice but hardly a tough test.
    'Performance analysis and Froome not being clean was a media driven story. I haven’t heard one guy in the peloton say a negative thing about Froome, and I haven’t heard a single person in the peloton suggest Froome isn’t clean.' TSP
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    We are now live with Rob Hatch and 173kms to polish off.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • maddog 2
    maddog 2 Posts: 8,114
    can we have a prize for the worst bike and clothing?

    I nominate CCC...
    Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true! - Homer
  • twotoebenny
    twotoebenny Posts: 1,542
    I think after a few shows Edwards will come good. He loves cycling.

    Really excited for the first GT of 2017. Hope it's raced hard
  • yourpaceormine
    yourpaceormine Posts: 1,245
    Has anyone got the <<ECHELONS>> klaxon ready?
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    where is edwards commentating?
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    Has anyone got the <<ECHELONS>> klaxon ready?
    LOLOLOL
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    yellow rims and a red bike is minging, totally without class
  • yourpaceormine
    yourpaceormine Posts: 1,245
    yellow rims and a red bike is minging, totally without class
    Absolutely. This is Italia! The land that spawned Colnago, Campagnolo, De Rosa, Ferrari, the fashion houses of Milan etc etc. I am surprised they were allowed to start with that combo.
  • yourpaceormine
    yourpaceormine Posts: 1,245
    edited May 2017
    yellow rims and a red bike is minging, totally without class

    Is Zhupa the Albanian champion? (Flashbacks to uni and a fascination with King Zog, Enver Hoxha, the Glorious Revolutionary Tractor Factory in Tirrana, the Albanian shop in Covent Garden...)
  • ellerslierd
    ellerslierd Posts: 266
    Benedetti takes the first GPM ahead of Zhupa
  • milton50
    milton50 Posts: 3,856
    yellow rims and a red bike is minging, totally without class
    Absolutely. This is Italia! The land that spawned Colnago, Campagnolo, De Rosa, Ferrari, the fashion houses of Milan etc etc. I am surprised they were allowed to start with that combo.

    The jersey's alright though.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    yellow rims and a red bike is minging, totally without class
    Absolutely. This is Italia! The land that spawned Colnago, Campagnolo, De Rosa, Ferrari, the fashion houses of Milan etc etc. I am surprised they were allowed to start with that combo.

    Sounds like they are perfectly on message then :wink:

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  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    i might go and watch on my turbo. This would be my Giro Debut LOLOLOLOL
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    those arent yorkshire crowds for sure
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    going to be won or lost on punctures if the new rules are enforced
  • yourpaceormine
    yourpaceormine Posts: 1,245
    Of course there has to be a Yin to a Yang even with Italian design. For what other reason does Mario Cippolini exist?
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    19 seconds from the front to the back of the peloton!
  • Vino'sGhost
    Vino'sGhost Posts: 4,129
    Of course there has to be a Yin to a Yang even with Italian design. For what other reason does Mario Cippolini exist?

    He exists to avoid tax and shag :lol:
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    Daniel Teklehaimanot on the attack and mercifully we are "The Tickler" free.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • ellerslierd
    ellerslierd Posts: 266
    Teklehaimanot went long for the 2nd GPM, but got mugged by Benedetti and Zhupa on the line