Sunny in the Midlands, got several of youngest lads mates coming around shortly then taking to see the smurfs at local cinema. Visiting outlaws later then giving eldest driving lessons.
Morning folks,
MF is actually making sense there, he should be able to get you some good gear as well. Tea has been drunk and biscuits were dunked, now waiting for some of the other slackers to turn up so somebody can make me another one. Bit fresh on the ride in this morning, had to thaw my right hand up with some vigorous rubbing before it would work properly. Now that it works I'm avoiding work. I suspect today may be chaos and I will be dealing with more idiots.
Onwards, to mediocrity...
I'm taking something just to stay sane with the brats I'm expecting. Can't say what in case child / brat protection services monitoring the forum. I can live with the smurfs their normal compared to incoming brats
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Morning, been up a while thanks to the other half, you were right Pinno, revenge was had which went along the lines of a swift punt in the already achy back, so been up been out on the bike got back an she only got up when the kettle clicked.
Todays tasks include...
Scouting out coffee
Avoiding responsibilities
Maintaining the illusion I care
Watching the nifty lift headoffice drive cherry pickers around
I'm taking something just to stay sane with the brats I'm expecting. Can't say what in case child / brat protection services monitoring the forum. I can live with the smurfs their normal compared to incoming brats
Just start on the grappa now. Straight from the bottle. I find it's the best way to handle the day.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Morning folks,
MF is actually making sense there, he should be able to get you some good gear as well. Tea has been drunk and biscuits were dunked, now waiting for some of the other slackers to turn up so somebody can make me another one. Bit fresh on the ride in this morning, had to thaw my right hand up with some vigorous rubbing before it would work properly. Now that it works I'm avoiding work. I suspect today may be chaos and I will be dealing with more idiots.
Onwards, to mediocrity...
MF IN MAKING SENSE SHOCKER!!!!!!!
I still haven't recovered from when I went and that was, what, 4 weeks ago?
Utter head fuckk that film is. Wrong on so many counts.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Currently spray painting an orange and blue water pistol with the hope of turning it into an awesome DL-44 Han Solo blaster. My son might not appreciate it but I'm having fun
Had a great idea about running to the local office as I had left a bike here a while ago. Didn't really consider how heavy the rucksack would be with cycling clothes, work clothes and laptop, etc - turns out heavy to begin with and ferkin heavy after 11 miles
Might meet a pal on the way home to extend the ride as the mother in law is staying over
Had a great idea about running to the local office as I had left a bike here a while ago. Didn't really consider how heavy the rucksack would be with cycling clothes, work clothes and laptop, etc - turns out heavy to begin with and ferkin heavy after 11 miles
Might meet a pal on the way home to extend the ride as the mother in law is staying over
If the mother in law is staying over I'd meet up with Oxoman and start on the grappa and meth ......
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
No meth or grappa for me today as I'm being bled this evening.
Oh yeah - it's your annual blood donation time. Well done mate.
Me procrastinating me. Though I have already helped a bloke out with his Vintage Bike.
Creocote fences today me. Forecast said very windy so I elected to do that instead of pedal. Lying bast4rds.
All personal experiences of Grappa haven't been good. Well, at least the aftermath and I say 'all', what I actually meant was 'one'. Once is enough.
Good luck Oxoman, that's some heavy undertaking that is.
I was just reminded of an advert I caught the tail end* of on the telly box last night. I thought it was a spoof and part of a comedy show but it was in the adverts with normal stuff. There is a product called VIPoo, it's a little spray to cover the smell if laydees have dropped the kids off at the pool and their Richard's stink. The implication from the name and the ad seems to be that celebrity types sh!t don't stink. Very odd.
I was just reminded of an advert I caught the tail end* of on the telly box last night. I thought it was a spoof and part of a comedy show but it was in the adverts with normal stuff. There is a product called VIPoo, it's a little spray to cover the smell if laydees have dropped the kids off at the pool and their Richard's stink. The implication from the name and the ad seems to be that celebrity types sh!t don't stink. Very odd.
I sometimes mix pot pouring and poo in small oil burners - add a tad of diesel to help it burn and place around the house for a lovely romantic evening.
Gets TDV well In the mood it does.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
I was just reminded of an advert I caught the tail end* of on the telly box last night. I thought it was a spoof and part of a comedy show but it was in the adverts with normal stuff. There is a product called VIPoo, it's a little spray to cover the smell if laydees have dropped the kids off at the pool and their Richard's stink. The implication from the name and the ad seems to be that celebrity types sh!t don't stink. Very odd.
This along with the capsules of glitter you can get to make said poo glittery.
In other news, the coffee machine has been branded, Pelican Rouge which it has been decided sounds like some cheap strip club. Also car randomly is starting to behave intermittently. Gone from hang off the wheel to turn, to overly firm to totally normal. Long may this continue!
This along with the capsules of glitter you can get to make said poo glittery.
Gone from hang off the wheel to turn, to overly firm to totally normal. Long may this continue!
You can't polish a censored but you can roll it in...
Have you checked your power steering fluid level Step? and also look for leaks.
Survived somehow, please God no sequels to follow. Roll on half four order will be restored for a while. The Mrs,s owes me big style, other people's brats and smurf movies don't mix. So wanted to box little s,h,I,t,s.
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dropped stuff off at work and logged in ... now off to meet up with mateys and go for a ride followed by breakfast cake before work
wfh, cafes etc.
may now listen to the damned
Procrastination, eh
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
I suggest you take a shyyyyt load of acid or get really meth'd up because that's the only way it's going to make sense and not mess with your head.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
MF is actually making sense there, he should be able to get you some good gear as well. Tea has been drunk and biscuits were dunked, now waiting for some of the other slackers to turn up so somebody can make me another one. Bit fresh on the ride in this morning, had to thaw my right hand up with some vigorous rubbing before it would work properly. Now that it works I'm avoiding work. I suspect today may be chaos and I will be dealing with more idiots.
Onwards, to mediocrity...
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Desmond Tutu
Todays tasks include...
Scouting out coffee
Avoiding responsibilities
Maintaining the illusion I care
Watching the nifty lift headoffice drive cherry pickers around
Easty commuter
Tripster AT
Just start on the grappa now. Straight from the bottle. I find it's the best way to handle the day.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
MF IN MAKING SENSE SHOCKER!!!!!!!
I still haven't recovered from when I went and that was, what, 4 weeks ago?
Utter head fuckk that film is. Wrong on so many counts.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Might meet a pal on the way home to extend the ride as the mother in law is staying over
If the mother in law is staying over I'd meet up with Oxoman and start on the grappa and meth ......
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
And?
Right, back to chainsawing for me.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Oh yeah - it's your annual blood donation time. Well done mate.
Me procrastinating me. Though I have already helped a bloke out with his Vintage Bike.
Creocote fences today me. Forecast said very windy so I elected to do that instead of pedal. Lying bast4rds.
All personal experiences of Grappa haven't been good. Well, at least the aftermath and I say 'all', what I actually meant was 'one'. Once is enough.
Good luck Oxoman, that's some heavy undertaking that is.
Laters.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
I love the smell of pot pourri and sh!t.
Gets TDV well In the mood it does.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
This along with the capsules of glitter you can get to make said poo glittery.
In other news, the coffee machine has been branded, Pelican Rouge which it has been decided sounds like some cheap strip club. Also car randomly is starting to behave intermittently. Gone from hang off the wheel to turn, to overly firm to totally normal. Long may this continue!
Easty commuter
Tripster AT
You can't polish a censored but you can roll it in...
Have you checked your power steering fluid level Step? and also look for leaks.
As an aside, chainsaws are rubbish. Never start when you want them to. Going to smash it with a hammer and throw in next door's garden.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Told ya so.
I KNOW EVERYTHING. I AM THE GENIUS OF ALL THE WORLD.
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
I'm not sure which would need more work, that or PP#3 I've just been to look at.