Toosday. I got a feeling inside of me, it's kind of strange like a stormy sea

Stevo_666

Evening All,

Pedalled in, spent all day finishing our year end numbers and last minute idiot generated panics, pedalled home. Knackered. That's about as interesting as it got. But then again its a 3 day week this week for me.

Garry H

Drove in. Looked for missing money. Found it. Drove home. I'm knackered. Off to the lakes on Friday.

Garry H

Oh, and fat crying bloke told me he's applied for a job as a postie.

veronese68

Is that so he can say even dogs hate him?

pinno

Garry H wrote:

Oh, and fat crying bloke told me he's applied for a job as a postie.

That might cure the 'fat' bit but not the 'crying'.

tlw1

Veronese68 wrote:

Is that so he can say even dogs hate him?

Garry H

Veronese68 wrote:

Is that so he can say even dogs hate him?

I think it's because his wife told him he's not allowed to just do feck all. Then probably punched him. He thinks being a postie will be a breeze, it won't for him.

I used to feel sorry for him, now I just think he's a twat.

Edit: I typed tw@t.

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

I sometimes mix pot pouring and poo in small oil burners - add a tad of diesel to help it burn and place around the house for a lovely romantic evening.

Gets TDV well In the mood it does.

Have you tried a £5.75 bottle of wine? Apparently it works a treat.

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

I sometimes mix pot pouring and poo in small oil burners - add a tad of diesel to help it burn and place around the house for a lovely romantic evening.

Gets TDV well In the mood it does.

Have you tried a £5.75 bottle of wine? Apparently it works a treat.

No it doesn't and you know it. Seano is penny wise but shag poor.

Stevo_666

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

I sometimes mix pot pouring and poo in small oil burners - add a tad of diesel to help it burn and place around the house for a lovely romantic evening.

Gets TDV well In the mood it does.

Have you tried a £5.75 bottle of wine? Apparently it works a treat.

No it doesn't and you know it. Seano is penny wise but shag poor.

Someone needs to tell Seano that it's amazing what you can do with a label from a posh bottle of plonk and some Pritt stick :P

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

I sometimes mix pot pouring and poo in small oil burners - add a tad of diesel to help it burn and place around the house for a lovely romantic evening.

Gets TDV well In the mood it does.

Have you tried a £5.75 bottle of wine? Apparently it works a treat.

£5.75? eh, it's not TDSDWOCF I'm trying to romance here....

Garry H

I'm eating a hot cross bun. Thanks Jesus, for making it all possible.

Stevo_666

Matthewfalle wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

I sometimes mix pot pouring and poo in small oil burners - add a tad of diesel to help it burn and place around the house for a lovely romantic evening.

Gets TDV well In the mood it does.

Have you tried a £5.75 bottle of wine? Apparently it works a treat.

£5.75? eh, it's not TDSDWOCF I'm trying to romance here....

She could be a cheap date? Or an expensive one if you're a sex starved Womble.

pinno

Garry H wrote:

I'm eating a hot cross bun. Thanks to the Pagan's, for making it all possible.

FTFY. None of that Jesus shyte in here please.

Whats the matter with TD wotsit? I thought you had a plentyful supply of Graappa and a funnel?

pinno

On another tack, the scenes of starving children in Yemen are horrific. We don;t know how lucky we are.

Garry H

Pinno wrote:

Garry H wrote:

I'm eating a hot cross bun. Thanks to the Pagan's, for making it all possible.

FTFY. None of that Jesus shyte in here please.

Whats the matter with TD wotsit? I thought you had a plentyful supply of Graappa and a funnel?

Pagan's eh? Well I never!

pinno

Are you a member of the Pagan liberation front of Judea?

Stevo_666

Pinno wrote:

Are you a member of the Pagan liberation front of Judea?

Not that scrum. The Judean Pagans liberation front.

sungod

splitters, the pagans' judean liberation front shall purge all dissenting fronts

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Garry H wrote:

I'm eating a hot cross bun. Thanks to the Pagan's, for making it all possible.

FTFY. None of that Jesus shyte in here please.

Whats the matter with TD wotsit? I thought you had a plentyful supply of Graappa and a funnel?

Which TD? All relatively under control but unless you know something I don't.

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Garry H wrote:

I'm eating a hot cross bun. Thanks to the Pagan's, for making it all possible.

FTFY. None of that Jesus shyte in here please.

Whats the matter with TD wotsit? I thought you had a plentyful supply of Graappa and a funnel?

Which TD? All relatively under control but unless you know something I don't.

All I know is that if you went to Edwyn's Emporium, you would be able to get the perfect shag gadget.

Garry H

What about The Paganistic People of Judea's Front for Pagans?

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Garry H wrote:

I'm eating a hot cross bun. Thanks to the Pagan's, for making it all possible.

FTFY. None of that Jesus shyte in here please.

Whats the matter with TD wotsit? I thought you had a plentyful supply of Graappa and a funnel?

Which TD? All relatively under control but unless you know something I don't.

All I know is that if you went to Edwyn's Emporium, you would be able to get the perfect shag gadget.

Imagine TDSDWOCF working at Edwin's Emporium in one of those those fekkked up Victorian maid outfits he made them wear.

Now that would get me down there like a shot.

Garry H

You mean like the one Angharad wore?

Matthewfalle

Exactly. With the big dragon on the back, see. Really miffed off all those English types who thought they were better.

Leek soup every second Wednesday at 6 o'clock sharp. Lovely.

pinno

Leek soup, nothing better for the constitution.

I say though, Pea and Ham is best after a brisk pedal.