wednesday the evil song you sing inside your brain

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    What - like gout and stuff they use s to treat with leeches and horse poo?

    Sounds like modern medicine in and around Merthyr....

    Tell Greek bird it's tradition in the U.K. That for every Haribo we get a picture of her norks. What could go wrong?

    Yes, exactly like that. It's not one of these new fangled things like Aids or that Ebola carry on that was in all the papers

    I had that, I rubbed Beetroot on it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Wire brush and paraffin will do the same job without the embarrassment of having to buy beetroot.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Oh - if it's not the ebolaids then just sit in a bucket of wee for a day or so and you'll be fine.

    So long as the you avoid the filth strewn streets of Ebbw Vale then you may survive.

    So - norks and foo coo eh .... you still got that job going?

    No, I wangled it for my wife.

    However, fat crying boy resigned, so that job will come up as soon as Personnel get their finger out. If you just sit around, eating my Haribo and doing feck all else, you'll be ahead of him. Oh and don't actually tell me absolutely everything you are doing "just so that I know". Oh, and don't blubber like a fool. Or be fat. Or drink ten pints of lager on a monday night.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    What - like gout and stuff they use s to treat with leeches and horse poo?

    Sounds like modern medicine in and around Merthyr....

    Tell Greek bird it's tradition in the U.K. That for every Haribo we get a picture of her norks. What could go wrong?

    Yes, exactly like that. It's not one of these new fangled things like Aids or that Ebola carry on that was in all the papers

    I had that, I rubbed Beetroot on it.

    Chinese Beetroot?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    No, sweet pickled Beetroot.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    No, sweet pickled Beetroot.

    I like beetroot, but only the stuff in jars. None of that fresh rubbish, tastes like earth.

    Actually, i had some yesterday.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I like beetroot. It's nice and isn't it meant to be a super food? I like rubbing it in my face and then running into bambina' bedroom when she's asleep whilst screaming "mummy's gone oriental with my kukri"

    Oh, how we laugh.

    You can also use it to write messages for people on their walls when they are out. Beats having to use their pets.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I like beetroot. It's nice and isn't it meant to be a super food? I like rubbing it in my face and then running into bambina' bedroom when she's asleep whilst screaming "mummy's gone oriental with my kukri"

    Oh, how we laugh.

    You can also use it to write messages for people on their walls when they are out. Beats having to use their pets.....

    Yup, superfood. Great with chips.

    Talking of diets, do you know what a "scottish breakfast" is?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Oh - if it's not the ebolaids then just sit in a bucket of wee for a day or so and you'll be fine.

    So long as the you avoid the filth strewn streets of Ebbw Vale then you may survive.

    So - norks and foo coo eh .... you still got that job going?

    No, I wangled it for my wife.

    However, fat crying boy resigned, so that job will come up as soon as Personnel get their finger out. If you just sit around, eating my Haribo and doing feck all else, you'll be ahead of him. Oh and don't actually tell me absolutely everything you are doing "just so that I know". Oh, and don't blubber like a fool. Or be fat. Or drink ten pints of lager on a monday night.

    Hang on, hang on. So Greek burd has got her foo foo and her norks out i between munching on your Haribo and you employ your wife? I no understand.

    Hmmm, seems like I fit the bill for that job perfectly. I did get bollocked once for being too polite at a previous employment - would this count against me?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Probably either something randomly perverted or something deep fried in batter.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Hang on, hang on. So Greek burd has got her foo foo and her norks out i between munching on your Haribo and you employ your wife? I no understand.

    Hmmm, seems like I fit the bill for that job perfectly. I did get bollocked once for being too polite at a previous employment - would this count against me?

    She can work from home Wed and Thur, then come to the office on Fridays, when I'm not there. I is clever. (She used to work there before, after she was a radiographer)

    Just grunt if someone asks you a question and get up and walk around with a piece of paper in your hand once every hour. Leave the kukri at home.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine
    The only bike I REALLY NEED

    Picture please.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?

    Nah, Mapei paint job and Dura Ace.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Probably either something randomly perverted or something deep fried in batter.

    No. Bag of crisps and a bottle of Irn Bru.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?

    Nah, Mapei paint job and Dura Ace.

    Ooooh - now that has potential.

    Buy it and do it. Buy it and do it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?

    Nah, Mapei paint job and Dura Ace.

    Ooooh - now that has potential.

    Buy it and do it. Buy it and do it.

    Buy it now
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine
    The only bike I REALLY NEED

    Picture please.

    Sent you a pm
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    edited April 2017
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?

    Nah, Mapei paint job and Dura Ace.

    Master in Mapei colours!?!?

    Ere look, Master:

    a372753c084c91f6b88b63bfde09a12c.jpg

    ...and a C40:

    MG_8081.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    What the fookity fook?!?

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZuUi94JmMCcJDvu-KaQO_G8i8CKZ4tw44j4mFCz69geI4mKpz
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?

    Nah, Mapei paint job and Dura Ace.

    Master in Mapei colours!?!?

    Ere look, Master:

    a372753c084c91f6b88b63bfde09a12c.jpg



    ...and a C40:

    MG_8081.jpg

    It would have to be a custom paint job. Mucho spondoolies though I think.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Mapei is lovely. With some phats on it and tan walls.

    Do it. Do it. Do it. Buy it now. Buy it. Buy it now. Buy it. Buy it now.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Can't you just make one out of some of these?

    5083013-colorful-drinking-straws-background-1.jpg

    Would save you a packet.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Think i wangled a part time job for the missus. Colnago Master here I come.

    Go for it, adore mine

    You gonna go retro mod?

    Nah, Mapei paint job and Dura Ace.

    Master in Mapei colours!?!?

    Ere look, Master:

    It would have to be a custom paint job. Mucho spondoolies though I think.

    £330 at Atlantic Boulevard.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Now that's a bargain.

    Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it and get Greek burd to pose next to it.

    As an aside, have just fitted Supra 58s to Dirk and have too many logos but have a plain carbon 30 front kicking around tha will work fine.

    Problem is, no matching rear and Spinergys are nicely settled on s/s.

    Aaaarrrgggghhh!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:

    Master in Mapei colours!?!?

    Yup, I'll be putting DA on it and I'm a stickler for tradition. I don't want to upset any of those campie fannies.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:

    £330 at Atlantic Boulevard.

    For a Mapei painjob? Less than I thought.

    It's all just a pipedream though. But, as Mr Honda said, "The power of dreams".
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:

    Master in Mapei colours!?!?

    Yup, I'll be putting DA on it and I'm a stickler for tradition. I don't want to upset any of those campie fannies.

    Then you'll put period DA on it? Ha ha ha ha ha ROFL. Good luck with that one.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Anybody know a good welder? I'd like to put disc brake mounts on it