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You think i'm going to buy that?! If it were true, you wouldn't be broadcasting it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Some people can handle a nip pic and other people are Pinno. And MF is a very polite nice fellow.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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seanoconn wrote:Some people can handle a nip pic and other people are Pinno. And MF is a very polite nice fellow.
Thank you - Manners make the the MF and all that.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
You're a pair of colluding w@nkers. the terms 'Thick as thieves', 'muddle of buggers' and 'Bum chums' come to mind.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Got mine.0
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Pinno wrote:You're a pair of colluding w@nkers. the terms 'Thick as thieves', 'muddle of buggers' and 'Bum chums' come to mind.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Seano's missus is still very attractive.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
There are no pictures. If there are, prove it
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It's not for us to share pictures of another man's wife. Try being nice to Seano.Pinno wrote:There are no pictures. If there are, prove it0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:You're a pair of colluding w@nkers. the terms 'Thick as thieves', 'muddle of buggers' and 'Bum chums' come to mind.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but Seano's missus is still very attractive.
TBF, I don't know if it was his missus, as the face was cropped out, just pics of norkage to safeguard her anonymity.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
It's not for us to share pictures of another man's wife. Try being nice to Seano.Pinno wrote:There are no pictures. If there are, prove it
Exactly.
As an aside, fat burd in the office just commented that Stacey Dooley looked like my missus.
Looks like I won't have to make TDV wear the cardboard mask I spent hours making for her.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
It's not for us to share pictures of another man's wife. Try being nice to Seano.Pinno wrote:There are no pictures. If there are, prove it
Exactly.
As an aside, fat burd in the office just commented that Stacey Dooley looked like my missus.
Looks like I won't have to make TDV wear the cardboard mask I spent hours making for her.....
At least it aint Wade.0 -
It's seems there more tits on this forum than any PM.
Only the size and firmness change.“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
It's not for us to share pictures of another man's wife. Try being nice to Seano.Pinno wrote:There are no pictures. If there are, prove it
As an aside, fat burd in the office just commented that Stacey Dooley looked like my missus.
Fat burd probably thinks your wife looks like [anyone you care to mention]. If she randomly picked Stacey Dooley, that would be one helluva coincidence seen as you would sell your mother to get into T not so DSD's knickers.
Methinks, we'll have that whip around so that you don't fail to get to Antigua. Oh, and you can take your dodgy sidekick Seano with you.
Top tip: Break into the cargo area of Heathrow/Bristol docks. Find a container marked 'Antigua'. Hide in it and when customs respond to the wailings and 'help me' from inside the container, tell them you're illegal immigrants and that you've changed your mind and they'll 'send you back'.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
It's not for us to share pictures of another man's wife. Try being nice to Seano.Pinno wrote:There are no pictures. If there are, prove it
As an aside, fat burd in the office just commented that Stacey Dooley looked like my missus.
Fat burd probably thinks your wife looks like [anyone you care to mention]. If she randomly picked Stacey Dooley, that would be one helluva coincidence seen as you would sell your mother to get into T not so DSD's knickers.
Methinks, we'll have that whip around so that you don't fail to get to Antigua. Oh, and you can take your dodgy sidekick Seano with you.
Top tip: Break into the cargo area of Heathrow/Bristol docks. Find a container marked 'Antigua'. Hide in it and when customs respond to the wailings and 'help me' from inside the container, tell them you're illegal immigrants and that you've changed your mind and they'll 'send you back'.
She said TDV looked like TDSTWOCF because we' were discussing TDSDWOCF at the time. Well, she was asking why her daughter couldn't get a nice boyfriend and I asked if the daughter was anything like her and she replied yes, then burped very loudly.
At that point I suggested that if daughter was more like TDSDWOCF (cue quick Google search on office computer) and less like her then she may meet someone nice.
Obviously I did it with a smile on my face and my best "cheeky chappy" voice to get away with it.
As you can tell, it was a busy day at work today.
I think the only problem with your crate jape is that I look, sound and dress remarkably like someone who isn't Antiguan.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
It's...Seano.Pinno wrote:There...t
As...missus.
Fat...back'.
She...today.
I think the only problem with your crate jape is that I look, sound and dress remarkably like someone who isn't Antiguan.
Boot polish and Marijuana should sort that.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Conversation about norks and the first thing to enter Stevo's mind is Jeremy Corbyn. That ain't right.0
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Veronese68 wrote:Conversation about norks and the first thing to enter Stevo's mind is Jeremy Corbyn. That ain't right.
...but lets face it, he isn't 'right' is he?
VN - what do you call those metal clips that act as a substitute for captive nuts? You know, they are of a folded type construction with a hole on one side and a thread on the other.
I need half a bucket of them for all the silly under guards on the Merc and I don't know what word to use on a search.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
It's...Seano.Pinno wrote:There...t
As...missus.
Fat...back'.
She...today.
I think the only problem with your crate jape is that I look, sound and dress remarkably like someone who isn't Antiguan.
Boot polish and Marijuana should sort that.
I want to go to Antigua for some nice weather not spend 5 years at Her Majesty's pleasure dressed as a black and white minstrel getting my back doors smashed in.........Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Pinno wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Conversation about norks and the first thing to enter Stevo's mind is Jeremy Corbyn. That ain't right.
...but lets face it, he isn't 'right' is he?
VN - what do you call those metal clips that act as a substitute for captive nuts? You know, they are of a folded type construction with a hole on one side and a thread on the other.
I need half a bucket of them for all the silly under guards on the Merc and I don't know what word to use on a search.
Paper clips.0 -
I think you mean spire nuts. They can be flat or U shaped to fit over a lip, some have a thread others take a self tapper.Pinno wrote:VN - what do you call those metal clips that act as a substitute for captive nuts? You know, they are of a folded type construction with a hole on one side and a thread on the other.
I need half a bucket of them for all the silly under guards on the Merc and I don't know what word to use on a search.0 -
Ooh I love when you talk dirty V.Veronese68 wrote:
I think you mean spire nuts. They can be flat or U shaped to fit over a lip, some have a thread others take a self tapper.Pinno wrote:VN - what do you call those metal clips that act as a substitute for captive nuts? You know, they are of a folded type construction with a hole on one side and a thread on the other.
I need half a bucket of them for all the silly under guards on the Merc and I don't know what word to use on a search.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Garry H wrote:Pinno wrote:Veronese68 wrote:Conversation about norks and the first thing to enter Stevo's mind is Jeremy Corbyn. That ain't right.
...but lets face it, he isn't 'right' is he?
VN - what do you call those metal clips that act as a substitute for captive nuts? You know, they are of a folded type construction with a hole on one side and a thread on the other.
I need half a bucket of them for all the silly under guards on the Merc and I don't know what word to use on a search.
Paper clips.
Araldite.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
I think you mean spire nuts. They can be flat or U shaped to fit over a lip, some have a thread others take a self tapper.Pinno wrote:VN - what do you call those metal clips that act as a substitute for captive nuts? You know, they are of a folded type construction with a hole on one side and a thread on the other.
I need half a bucket of them for all the silly under guards on the Merc and I don't know what word to use on a search.
That's the one's, cheers mate.Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Veronese68 wrote:
It's...Seano.Pinno wrote:There...t
As...missus.
Fat...back'.
She...today.
I think the only problem with your crate jape is that I look, sound and dress remarkably like someone who isn't Antiguan.
Boot polish and Marijuana should sort that.
I want to go to Antigua for some nice weather not spend 5 years at Her Majesty's pleasure dressed as a black and white minstrel getting my back doors smashed in.........
Yes you do, go on - admit it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
