Dinner party
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Whilst we just about survive the piped Musak and the marketing, something not connected to crank length, saddle angle, the big brown in town question, Brexit and the relative merits of hill repeats, turbo sessions and bagging Strava segments...
You're going to be the Hostess with the mostest (wear what you like). You can invite any 6 figures alive or dead to your dinner party. Who would they be? (Let's presume they would be up to date on current affairs).
I'll start.
Winston Churchill
Genghis Khan
Cleopatra
Plato
Charles Darwin
Napoleon
You're going to be the Hostess with the mostest (wear what you like). You can invite any 6 figures alive or dead to your dinner party. Who would they be? (Let's presume they would be up to date on current affairs).
I'll start.
Winston Churchill
Genghis Khan
Cleopatra
Plato
Charles Darwin
Napoleon
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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I am not sure. You have no chance.
Oh OK then:
Nelson Mandela
Kurt Cobain
Rik Mayall
Edward Teach
Boudica
James Hunt
Surrey Hills
What's a Zwift?
Anjem Choudary
Helen Keller
Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner
Malcom X
Rick
To make the night bearable for them, I'd be down the pub.
What are you going to do to make the night bearable for the people down the pub? :P
oh, and Charlie sheen !
Jesus
Amelia Earhart
Corrie Mckeague
Spartacus
Madeleine McCann
Saunders Lewis
Gwynfor Evans
Slobodan Milosovic
Milivoj Petkovic
George Clinton
If any of them couldn't make it my guests in waiting would be a former resident of Capel Celyn and a scouse councillor of the 60's.
Oliver Read
Peter O'Toole
Shane MacGowan
George Best
Lemmy
I am not sure. You have no chance.
Maybe his evening could be sponsored by Victoria Wine.
David livingston
Ian smith
Camila Batmanghelidjh
Robert Scott
Bear Grylls
Victoria Coren Mitchell
Lewis Fry Richardson
Doris Lessing
Daniel Defoe
Jane Austen
not sure on the seating order though/
All those prominent individuals and then Daniel Defoe?! That's a very eclectic mix. At least the list for Garry H is explicit: he wants to get totally banjaxed with the very best of them.
No Stoaty McStoat?!? He's drowning his sorrows now seen as you didn't invite him.
Got to balance the lads and lasses. Most of them would be good racontuers, apart from Fry-Richardson, and I think Asimov would be able to get him talking.
Julia Caesar
Tony Benn
Dennis Skinner
Joe Strummer
Dave Gorman
Tom Hanks
The Queen
Usian Bolt
Einstein
Warren Buffett
I doubt an evening would scratch the surface with all I would want to hear about from the above
the man with no name
the girl with the dragon tattoo
an artist formerly known as prince
John Doe
Jane Doe
Carl Sagan
Christopher Hitchens
Barack Obama
Neil Armstrong
Reinhold Messner
Rauld Amundsen
You've only had him a week, look at the state he's in! I'll pick him up tomorrow, he's coming home to daddy!
I told him that and he said: "That fookin Garry mon is nuffin but a hic a bampot, tell him te sling his hic hook. Am noo gaan back te lentil hic fookin soop an' hic carrot joos hic. Pinno my bes pal in the hole worl' sob sob, hic - that rat Kebab was ace mon hic... Allo. Allo. we are the Glasgow Gers. Allo, Allo hic..."
I tried. Perhaps some coffee and a couple of Aspirin in the morning and he'll see the error of his ways. Soz mate, gotta go - he's trying to shag the cat (unfortunately/fortunately - the cat is sober).
Freddie Mercury
Capt James Cook
Barack Obama
Brian Blessed
Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock
You all expected.......
Adolf Hitler
Oswald Mosley
Princess Michael of Kent
Marine Le Pen
Gen. Franco
Benito Mussolini
..... didn't you?
Jerzy Kukuczka
Reinhold Messner
Ernest Shackleton
My maternal grandfather
Orde Wingate
Brian Blessed
Cofiwch Dryweryn
Aka Wilo Flood.