2nd hand bib shorts

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  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,851
    Pinno wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    I keep scanning the classifieds, nothing!

    You do realise that that action is rather perverse?

    As an aside, would anyone now want to list a pair?

    I think they would. The question is, would anyone buy?

    That is my plan. Scare everybody off so the next pair of Rapha probibs don't sell allowing me to make a silly offer which will be accepted and I'll get the bargain of the year. I love it when a plan comes together :twisted:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Navrig2 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    I keep scanning the classifieds, nothing!

    You do realise that that action is rather perverse?

    As an aside, would anyone now want to list a pair?

    I think they would. The question is, would anyone buy?

    That is my plan. Scare everybody off so the next pair of Rapha probibs don't sell allowing me to make a silly offer which will be accepted and I'll get the bargain of the year. I love it when a plan comes together :twisted:

    A sh1t plan :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    For some reason this song sprang into my head when reading the thread :)
    http://youtu.be/6sDKdwpnXVI
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,851
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    For some reason this song sprang into my head when reading the thread :)
    http://youtu.be/6sDKdwpnXVI

    Very apt for the 1970s. I think it is a little bit better now.

    https://goo.gl/maps/cP4fGNQa7BM2
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I see they have dragged this thread down to the bottom bracket and the b4stards didn't even ask us if that was ok :roll:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Pinno wrote:
    I see they have dragged this thread down to the bottom bracket and the b4stards didn't even ask us if that was ok :roll:
    I don't think anyone minds, unless they happen to be called Tony the Triker.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Who the farq is Tony the Triker? Oh I see, you're trying to be clever.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    I don't try :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I don't try :wink:

    Yeah right. A) It wasn't that funny and B) It took 6 pints of cider and a wink at the landlady.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I don't try :wink:

    Yeah right. A) It wasn't that funny and B) It took 6 pints of cider and a wink at the landlady.
    Not bad for someone once described on here as 'about as funny as a dose of the clap' :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I don't try :wink:

    Yeah right. A) It wasn't that funny and B) It took 6 pints of cider and a wink at the landlady.
    Not bad for someone once described on here as 'about as funny as a dose of the clap' :)

    Now that is funny. Who was that genius?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I don't try :wink:

    Yeah right. A) It wasn't that funny and B) It took 6 pints of cider and a wink at the landlady.
    Not bad for someone once described on here as 'about as funny as a dose of the clap' :)

    Now that is funny. Who was that genius?

    Not denying the landlady
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    ...or the Dutch Courage.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I don't try :wink:

    Yeah right. A) It wasn't that funny and B) It took 6 pints of cider and a wink at the landlady.
    Not bad for someone once described on here as 'about as funny as a dose of the clap' :)

    Now that is funny. Who was that genius?
    It was the now departed 'Crayon Kid'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I don't try :wink:

    Yeah right. A) It wasn't that funny and B) It took 6 pints of cider and a wink at the landlady.
    Not bad for someone once described on here as 'about as funny as a dose of the clap' :)

    Now that is funny. Who was that genius?
    It was the now departed 'Crayon Kid'.

    Perhaps 'genius' was a bit OTT. He must have had a rare moment.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Pinno wrote:
    I see they have dragged this thread down to the bottom bracket and the b4stards didn't even ask us if that was ok :roll:
    if ever there was a definition of a ' bottom ' bracket thread, this is it
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I see they have dragged this thread down to the bottom bracket and the b4stards didn't even ask us if that was ok :roll:
    if ever there was a definition of a ' bottom ' bracket thread, this is it

    What yer sayin' like?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Another interested buyer perhaps?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Just when we thought this thread had come skidding to a halt...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    As long as you remove all the pubic hairs before you sell them, I can't see a problem.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    _Jon_ wrote:
    As long as you remove all the pubic hairs before you sell them, I can't see a problem.
    From the bib shorts?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    _Jon_ wrote:
    As long as you remove all the pubic hairs before you sell them, I can't see a problem.
    From the bib shorts?

    Removing them from your anatomy is optional but it would save you having the pick them out of the chamois pad at a later date when you come to sell them. :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    _Jon_ wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    _Jon_ wrote:
    As long as you remove all the pubic hairs before you sell them, I can't see a problem.
    From the bib shorts?

    Removing them from your anatomy is optional but it would save you having the pick them out of the chamois pad at a later date when you come to sell them. :)
    Another reason why this is a gopping idea.

    Roadies, I dunno :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I think the solution is Veet for your bollox.

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    5.0 out of 5 starsDO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
    ByAndrewon 24 January 2012
    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    edited November 2016
    Would a back, sack and crack wax be less painful. Shirley someone on here will know from experience. My missus waxed my shoulders to try out her new waxing kit and there was no way she was going any lower.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Webboo wrote:
    Would a back, sack and crack wax be less painful. Shirley someone on here will know from experience.

    Ask the Kensington and Chelsea communters.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Pinno wrote:
    I think the solution is Veet for your bollox.

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    5.0 out of 5 starsDO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND ****
    ByAndrewon 24 January 2012
    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and ****. The **** I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND ****.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my **** might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
    Or even better, don't buy peoples used underwear on the interweb. Although some people might make an exception for used womens underwear.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    What a wheeze to smear the inside of shorts with Veet before resale.

    Which represents the greatest risk, skidmarks or veet?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Not sure, but does anyone remember this slightly opportunistic ad when Obama first got elected as POTUS?

    3219039218_9448e2ce04.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Weren't Eva Brauns pant sold recently for thousands. I know she was a women or so they say, but there is obviously money in second hand underwear.

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