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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Did he borrow that hair from Donald Trump?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Page 2 of this, half way down ref his neighbor. Classic comedy.

    viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=12929881&hilit=Fiat+panda&start=20
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,405
    finchy wrote:
    Are you absolutely 100% sure that VTech is Jason Heitmann/Corcoran? I know his name is Jason, but surely there's more than one person called Jason in the whatever-the-f**k-he-does-with-cars-again business.

    You didn't look at this link?:

    https://jasonheitmanncorcoranrichardstr ... press.com/

    A certain other forumite from Bromley that is an accountant in the City who shall remain anonymous and I, have been 'tail-gating him for at least 2 years. We ran out of gas and then he drifted off (in a Austin 1100) so it seemed pointless to maintain the Hot Pursuit as he had crossed the county line.
    Thanks to MF for inadvertently flushing him out of the Cul-de-sac and Bondurant for providing that timing chain link.





    Corny, wasn't it?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Pinno wrote:
    finchy wrote:
    Are you absolutely 100% sure that VTech is Jason Heitmann/Corcoran? I know his name is Jason, but surely there's more than one person called Jason in the whatever-the-f**k-he-does-with-cars-again business.

    You didn't look at this link?:

    https://jasonheitmanncorcoranrichardstr ... press.com/

    Yes, I suppose that makes sense in the context of VTech's earlier post.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,243
    There's a metaphor or indeed a moral in this clip.

    http://www.autoevolution.com/news/twin- ... 07054.html
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,616
    orraloon wrote:
    There's a metaphor or indeed a moral in this clip.

    http://www.autoevolution.com/news/twin- ... 07054.html
    One moral of the story could be that if you tell the truth you don't have to remember what you've said. There were too many inconsistencies, contradictions and stuff that just didn't stack up or 'smell right' in his posts.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,966
    A certain other forumite from Bromley that is an accountant in the City who shall remain anonymous and I, have been 'tail-gating him for at least 2 years. We ran out of gas and then he drifted off (in a Austin 1100) so it seemed pointless to maintain the Hot Pursuit as he had crossed the county line.
    Thanks to MF for inadvertently flushing him out of the Cul-de-sac and Bondurant for providing that timing chain link.

    Having sifted the evidence supplied by Miss Marple from Stranraer, apparently aided by Bromley's very own Mr Stringer, I now believe he who shall not be named to be a complete tw@t.
    Still think he was excellent entertainment though. :lol:
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,836
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    There's a metaphor or indeed a moral in this clip.

    http://www.autoevolution.com/news/twin- ... 07054.html
    One moral of the story could be that if you tell the truth you don't have to remember what you've said. There were too many inconsistencies, contradictions and stuff that just didn't stack up or 'smell right' in his posts.
    Or just plain BS in some cases, made stuff up pretending he knew what he was on about.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,616
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    There's a metaphor or indeed a moral in this clip.

    http://www.autoevolution.com/news/twin- ... 07054.html
    One moral of the story could be that if you tell the truth you don't have to remember what you've said. There were too many inconsistencies, contradictions and stuff that just didn't stack up or 'smell right' in his posts.
    Or just plain BS in some cases, made stuff up pretending he knew what he was on about.
    That as well...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,616
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Having sifted the evidence supplied by Miss Marple from Stranraer, apparently aided by Bromley's very own Mr Stringer, I now believe he who shall not be named to be a complete tw@t.
    Still think he was excellent entertainment though. :lol:
    I was thinking more Bodie and Doyle rather than Marple and Stringer. 'The Unprofessionals' ? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,405
    "I wouldnt trust that cuht Jayson over at chipped UK to map my lawnmower the lieing thieving w@nker."

    ...and

    "Do a post "what do you think of ChippedUK" on here mate, you'll soon get plenty of feedback.

    Or do a search for "trubador" as thats what Jayson is known as due to it being his old username.

    you'll find stuff like this:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Flux Capacitor View Post
    I dont know if you lot remember, about 6 months ago, Jayson came on here
    and I had a discussion with him about the chips he supplied.

    I offered to look at the maps of some of his chips for cossies and discovered
    they were infact copies of PTS and ATFORD chips

    He never replied to my findings."

    Keep 'em rolling Bondurant.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • I always had a feeling something about him wasn't 'quite right', but I never spent much time reading his posts anyway.

    It's a useful reminder not to trust anybody at face value.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    Pinno wrote:
    Bondurant wrote:
    For example: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=275036.0

    There's some outlandish other stuff which I haven't linked to

    Hmm...

    Golf mk7 / Re: Warning-DSG Autobox Remapping Con
    « by Marvulose on 11 June 2016, 09:21 »
    ...... up ladies and gents. http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/heitmann101/m ... c&_trksid= ............ claims they are manufacturer of this tool is Heitmann Technologies , formerly Chipped UK. Simple ............ other sites. He goes by many names, Trubador , Jason Corcoran , Jason Heitmann, and jayson. Watch out ............ is a great review of him on baby BMW, Google Jason Heitmann baby BMW http://www.babybmw.net/forum/ ......

    Wonderful site here:

    https://jasonheitmanncorcoranrichardstr ... dpress.com
    First time I've read this! I had no idea vetch had been outed. Does that mean the BBQ at his gaff is off?

    I was only on my 3rd day of my honeymoon but someone really should have told me. Priorities and everything. I feel sorry for the poor saps taken in by his bullsh!t but at least a couple of BR members had a nice day out with the great man.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    Could somebody do an in depth research job on finesilver24. Definitely something off about that one.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Faaaaark me. Top drawer tw@!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,405
    seanoconn wrote:
    Could somebody do an in depth research job on finesilver24. Definitely something off about that one.

    Can I wait until he has done at least 1000 posts?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Turns out that VTech is still a bell end then.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    MattC59 wrote:
    Turns out that VTech is still a bell end then.
    Mattc59 lives!!? :D I assumed you were banned for life! Just making more sprogs then I guess.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,836
    MattC59 wrote:
    Turns out that VTech is still a bell end then.
    You don't sound surprised.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    Matt was one of Vtech's biggest fans.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,405
    Yay, it's MattC. You still didn't answer the bloody question though - more sproggs or what? That is the question.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    2 and a half years between posts, I'm not holding my breath.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,616
    seanoconn wrote:
    2 and a half years between posts, I'm not holding my breath.
    That's even more of a gap than when you when you were getting some, Seano :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    lol time for some wine.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    seanoconn wrote:
    2 and a half years between posts, I'm not holding my breath.

    Well here I am ! Didn't purposefully disappear, just had better things to do (sleep and change nappies) than listen to that weapons grade cockwomble talk horse sh!t endlessly, endure mods on power trips (hi mods :wink: ) and put up with the sh!te advertising format (which hasn't improved by the way).

    Just the one mini Matt who I'm schooling in the ways of the bicycle.

    So, as per the thread title......
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,616
    MattC59 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    2 and a half years between posts, I'm not holding my breath.

    Well here I am ! Didn't purposefully disappear, just had better things to do (sleep and change nappies) than listen to that weapons grade cockwomble talk horse sh!t endlessly, endure mods on power trips (hi mods :wink: ) and put up with the sh!te advertising format (which hasn't improved by the way).

    Just the one mini Matt who I'm schooling in the ways of the bicycle.

    So, as per the thread title......
    Well the good news is that only one of the three things you dislike above is still around :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    2 and a half years between posts, I'm not holding my breath.

    Well here I am ! Didn't purposefully disappear, just had better things to do (sleep and change nappies) than listen to that weapons grade cockwomble talk horse sh!t endlessly, endure mods on power trips (hi mods :wink: ) and put up with the sh!te advertising format (which hasn't improved by the way).

    Just the one mini Matt who I'm schooling in the ways of the bicycle.

    So, as per the thread title......
    Well the good news is that only one of the three things you dislike above is still around :)
    Cockwomble was not a reference to me! Well I bloody well hope not or I'll be having words with Mrs MattC about his browsing history.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,836
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well the good news is that only one of the three things you dislike above is still around :)
    I hope you don't mean mods on power trips. :twisted:
    That's one thing that has changed.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,690
    lol time for some wine.
    I'm not buying wine this time of the month, waste of money.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי