What have I missed?

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

Please can someone translate VTechs post, especially the part about his non existent wife?

VTech wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

ddraver wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ber Nard wrote:

I seem to recall VTech ruffling a few feathers when he joined.

Some people don 't like references to alleged ostentatious wealth.

...or...occupations...

or just being a Tool

so VTech was Jason C (now Jason H) in that tale??

Didn't...show?

I don't find it funny that the internet sure is a full place and full of trolls and doubters that makes us human but to answer because I have to defend my honour, underwear and dignity Beelzebub.

I came here showing my wealth and no one respected me, my posts were ALWAYS about how much the Pinarello I hung on the wall and how cyclists pay manufacturers for cheap sh1t just because they want to do things their way and not mine.

I always mentioned car meetings with Lambo's and Ferrari's and posh hotels and flying my family out to the Isle of Wight first class and I have been questioned but the amount of people who don't really follow my wonderful work which is something I have often exploited and boasted about, it isn't real after all, it's just fantasy, caught in a landslide.

My tuning ability concerns me deeply, its done me well but f*cked up the cars I tuned, it matters not because I am wasting my time arguing with people on this matter simply because I've always been busy forming new companies and in life I have found that those who spend all of their time on the net looking to attack me all have one thing in common; some of them have real lives.

Car ownership, not sure what you mean, I've owned a few bangers and never once started a car after I tuned it. What's the point ?

I changed my name as I was just a poor boy - nobody loves me, from a poor family, spare me my life from this monstrosity.

Using computer ability ? I would have only done this when I felt the need and I've never felt the need to check anyone who I didn't feel needed to be checked. I mean people need to be checked periodically because cyclists can be the worst fraudsters of all of them and it just goes to show you never can tell.

Previous fabricated occupations ? you refer to a building I sub let ? why does that matter ? I am a software developer, I have worked in several muddy fields but always in dodgy software business. I have several properties I rent out through a 3rd party; an investment company specialising in facilities and utilities management operations enhancement maximising but again, I can't fathom why you don't do the same or why you feel the need to question my often opaque and contradictory nature.

Being a tool, that's without question. As I've got older I have realised the most important lesson in life: You need anti-wrinkle cream, Anusol, Prozac and 'Just for men' but as long as my wives and kids that I nicked form the orphanage are happy I really don't give a damn.

Now for the wife argument again?
Again, its people like you who post on the net like the w@nkers in the above links you posted trying to make others think that a lie is truth or truth is a lie and a lie is a truth and the truth is that my shrink has never got to the bottom of it but to be even more obtuse, if I ever posted an image of my wife it's because I photo shopped it, she was certainly my wife when she was being paid. I would never deny my wife (she is as hot as hell but like I said before, I never boast on Monday's).
As I say "What a life without a wife - it's worse with one or two."

Now I would like to thank you all for your time in posting the above. The fact that I mean so much to you that you felt the need to take the time and put in the effort means a lot to me. Infamy is better than obscurity - it's better to burn out than to fade away.

Done MF. Hope it makes sense.

Stevo_666

You have too much time on your hands Mr. P but that is very amusing. I'm sure that someone is probing your IP address as we speak

ballysmate

Oi! Leave VTech alone!
After many exchanges with him I have come to accept that he is always right and always does the right thing. I have come to accept the deficiencies in my character that he has kindly pointed out.
He now sits on my shoulder à la Jiminy Cricket as my conscience.

Nay, he is more than that. In times of trouble, he is my Thora Hird.

VTech

Piano, you asked me to do you a favour and because I didn't you then chose to attack me but unlike you, I won't post details on the forum for two reasons.

1) it isn't anyone else business
2) I wouldn't go to your level

I hope you find what you are looking for in your trolling, I hope it gives you pleasure and satisfies your lust. I would like to think of myself as a man of the world and realise that different things please different people so can accept your pleasure from these actions.

I ask one thing only, keep it to me, you really shouldn't mention someones wife and kids in arguments and although I appreciate you are not the only one to do this, it just seems a low blow.
Im more than happy to shoulder anything you feel you would like to throw at me and in total honesty it will be like water off a ducks back.

pinno

VTech wrote:

Piano, you asked me to do you a favour and because I didn't you then chose to attack me but unlike you, I won't post details on the forum for two reasons.

1) it isn't anyone else business
2) I wouldn't go to your level

I hope you find what you are looking for in your trolling, I hope it gives you pleasure and satisfies your lust. I would like to think of myself as a man of the world and realise that different things please different people so can accept your pleasure from these actions.

I ask one thing only, keep it to me, you really shouldn't mention someones wife and kids in arguments and although I appreciate you are not the only one to do this, it just seems a low blow.
Im more than happy to shoulder anything you feel you would like to throw at me and in total honesty it will be like water off a ducks back.

First of all, can you please call me Piano Piano - at least it would have some accuracy?

I really cannot be 4rsed to go back over your previous posts to dig up evidence of boasting, name dropping, apparent notoriety (however contrived), illusions of grandeur and stuff like swimming pools, fancy basements and whatever feather and fluff you ascribe to but it would totally contradict your previous post.

As for 'that' personal matter, instead of purchasing your station and popularity, you had an opportunity to genuinely assist. It may have helped the other 63 people who ended up in the same boat as me as I would have passed any information on to the relevant authority. Despite claiming that you had the skills necessary and no legal reason not to, you declined.

You posted a picture of your family flying 1st class. I would never have posted such a picture on the internet. I do not recall ever making any comment or judgement at the time but in retrospect, I seriously question anyone's motives for posting the image. You are exposing yourself to criticism and condemnation. If you choose to do such a thing, are you looking for endorsement and are your family actually comfortable with it? Have you got the right?

Please tell me why you decided to return on the back of a thread which criticises you and in the process re-opens the Pandora's box? I had expected that if you were to come back, you would have come back with a touch more humility and less of that aggressive defensive attitude seen all too often but that's just me. It's a free world.

VTech

So your reasoning is that if someone refuses you, you in turn feel the need to try and ridicule them ?
Sounds logical I suppose.

Anyway, the fact that I may or may not travel in a different class to someone else or the fact that I may or may not have a pool really doesn't matter does it, in fact whatever I own/rent/loan doesn't really matter and shouldn't matter to anyone else.
I fully understand jealousy and how it effects people but I've never personally felt the need to be jealous, when I see others with something I would like or want I either accept that I can't afford it or I work harder to obtain it, I never look at them with hatred or anger !

Anyway, I cam onto this post just because I wanted too, I'm not bothered in the slightest about opening a pandoras box, I've had it before and will have it in the future, but as I've said many times, other than the feelings of me and the wife/kids, I'm not really bothered what anyone else thinks. I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep over your post.

Anonymous

You definitely do care or you wouldn't defend yourself. Your posts are full of hypocrisy, contradiction and bullsh!t.

Pross

Whatever the rights and wrongs of anything VTech does or doesn't say I can't help feeling there's a touch of the class bully in the responses to him. One person gets stuck in and then the rest of the group join them. Take this thread for instance, it was dead for months with no sign of VTech posting and then someone resurrects it presumably with the sole aim of getting him to return. If you really despise him and his views then just ignore him.

finchy

Pross wrote:

If you really despise him and his views then just ignore him.

You're new to this whole Internet thing, aren't you?

VTech

coriordan wrote:

You definitely do care or you wouldn't defend yourself. Your posts are full of hypocrisy, contradiction and bullsh!t.

Not at all, I find it amusing. Like before, I continued here for amusement as I didn't really see as many replies to actual bike requests as I originally came here to find. It was the amusement that kept me here and when that died off I left.
I posted yesterday as i was both bored and in need of a little stress relief, had a bit of a tough week if truth be told so made a post.

Ive said nothing that isn't true yet a few post to try and make it seem like that and a few others jump in which has been pointed out by Pross is similar to that of a class bully but seriously, I don't mind, if it does nothing more than keep those people from having a go at someone else who would be bothered then I'm fine with that.
So with that in mind, I really do not find the amusement here that I once did which is why I really don't post here. I have been back a few times if I needed something but have found other sources easier due to more bike enthusiastic people.

Anyway, if you guys get bored throw some cr4p at me, if it entertains you then go for it.

pinno

VTech wrote:

coriordan wrote:

You definitely do care or you wouldn't defend yourself. Your posts are full of hypocrisy, contradiction and bullsh!t.

...as I didn't really see as many replies to actual bike requests as I originally came here to find.

This is Cake Stop - for Off topic stuff.

VTech wrote:

I have been back a few times if I needed something but have found other sources easier due to more bike enthusiastic people.

There are other parts of the forum.

ballysmate

Pross wrote:

Whatever the rights and wrongs of anything VTech does or doesn't say I can't help feeling there's a touch of the class bully in the responses to him. One person gets stuck in and then the rest of the group join them. Take this thread for instance, it was dead for months with no sign of VTech posting and then someone resurrects it presumably with the sole aim of getting him to return. If you really despise him and his views then just ignore him.

As far as I can see, VTech hadn't posted anywhere for months so I fail to see how anyone could resurrect a thread with the intention of eliciting any response. MF resurrected this thread so you would have to ask him his motive.
Prior to this I saw an opportunity to link Vt's oenophile posting to Stevo's bottle of plonk and the grammar school debate for my amusement. If others were amused, fine. If not...(insert Gallic shrug).
I have had arguments with VT, but he is not unique in that regard is he? Check the EU, Labour Party, Tennis prize money, NHS threads and others for confirmation. Hrmm. It seems I'm an argumentative little bastard aren't I? :?
Without exception, I would be happy to have a drink with the people I have argued with. In fact if you search, I am pretty sure I have said that I like VTech. :shock: The place was certainly more interesting with him.
But sometimes with VTech, he presents the equivalent of an open goal inviting replies to his posts. People are more than happy to oblige.
This recent burst of activity seems to concern some favour Pinno asked and was refused. No idea what that was about, you will have to ask one of them what it was all about.
Class bullying? I don't think so.

Matthewfalle

So she wasn't his wife?

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Please can someone translate VTechs post, especially the part about his non existent wife?

VTech wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

ddraver wrote:

Pinno wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ber Nard wrote:

I seem to recall VTech ruffling a few feathers when he joined.

Some people don 't like references to alleged ostentatious wealth.

...or...occupations...

or just being a Tool

so VTech was Jason C (now Jason H) in that tale??

Didn't...show?

I don't find it funny that the internet sure is a full place and full of trolls and doubters that makes us human but to answer because I have to defend my honour, underwear and dignity Beelzebub.

I came here showing my wealth and no one respected me, my posts were ALWAYS about how much the Pinarello I hung on the wall and how cyclists pay manufacturers for cheap sh1t just because they want to do things their way and not mine.

I always mentioned car meetings with Lambo's and Ferrari's and posh hotels and flying my family out to the Isle of Wight first class and I have been questioned but the amount of people who don't really follow my wonderful work which is something I have often exploited and boasted about, it isn't real after all, it's just fantasy, caught in a landslide.

My tuning ability concerns me deeply, its done me well but f*cked up the cars I tuned, it matters not because I am wasting my time arguing with people on this matter simply because I've always been busy forming new companies and in life I have found that those who spend all of their time on the net looking to attack me all have one thing in common; some of them have real lives.

Car ownership, not sure what you mean, I've owned a few bangers and never once started a car after I tuned it. What's the point ?

I changed my name as I was just a poor boy - nobody loves me, from a poor family, spare me my life from this monstrosity.

Using computer ability ? I would have only done this when I felt the need and I've never felt the need to check anyone who I didn't feel needed to be checked. I mean people need to be checked periodically because cyclists can be the worst fraudsters of all of them and it just goes to show you never can tell.

Previous fabricated occupations ? you refer to a building I sub let ? why does that matter ? I am a software developer, I have worked in several muddy fields but always in dodgy software business. I have several properties I rent out through a 3rd party; an investment company specialising in facilities and utilities management operations enhancement maximising but again, I can't fathom why you don't do the same or why you feel the need to question my often opaque and contradictory nature.

Being a tool, that's without question. As I've got older I have realised the most important lesson in life: You need anti-wrinkle cream, Anusol, Prozac and 'Just for men' but as long as my wives and kids that I nicked form the orphanage are happy I really don't give a damn.

Now for the wife argument again?
Again, its people like you who post on the net like the w@nkers in the above links you posted trying to make others think that a lie is truth or truth is a lie and a lie is a truth and the truth is that my shrink has never got to the bottom of it but to be even more obtuse, if I ever posted an image of my wife it's because I photo shopped it, she was certainly my wife when she was being paid. I would never deny my wife (she is as hot as hell but like I said before, I never boast on Monday's).
As I say "What a life without a wife - it's worse with one or two."

Now I would like to thank you all for your time in posting the above. The fact that I mean so much to you that you felt the need to take the time and put in the effort means a lot to me. Infamy is better than obscurity - it's better to burn out than to fade away.

Done MF. Hope it makes sense.

Grazie Piano Piano Piano - sort of makes sense now.

slowmart

slowmart

Is v tech Donald trump, small hands and thin skin or more Jeremy Clarkson?

Is PInno bored beyond comprehension without the gimps to annoy?

Was it all a cunning plan from MF to light a fuse and watch the fun?

What I do know is, it's sunny and I'm off for a bike ride

pinno

Slowmart wrote:

Is PInno bored beyond comprehension without the gimps to annoy?

Not yet. Besides, I use a bit of creativity and you accuse me of boredom !

PS Can you fix the fooking weather?

veronese68

Slowmart wrote:

Is v tech Donald trump, small hands and thin skin or more Jeremy Clarkson?

Is PInno bored beyond comprehension without the gimps to annoy?

Was it all a cunning plan from MF to light a fuse and watch the fun?

What I do know is, it's sunny and I'm off for a bike ride

There's the rub, he hadn't been around for ages until somebody asked what had been going on. Then his name is mentioned and up he pops. Beetlejuice?

slowmart

All I know is if Trump/ V Tech get elected as POTUS I'm off to take up residence in trumps golf resort in Scotland. However deranged trump is he won't nuke his own property.

bondurant

VTech certainly seems to have aroused some pretty strong feelings on e.g. a couple of the car tuning sites.

Matthewfalle

It's nothing to do with me. All i know is that's it's not his wife however much he tries to say she is.

pinno

Bondurant wrote:

VTech certainly seems to have aroused some pretty strong feelings on e.g. a couple of the car tuning sites.

Links please - if they are different from the one I posted.

bondurant

For example: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=275036.0

There's some outlandish other stuff which I haven't linked to

orraloon

Bondurant wrote:

For example: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=275036.0

There's some outlandish other stuff which I haven't linked to

That's me spent a good 1/2h following the links trail. He's a one, fer sure.

pinno

Bondurant wrote:

For example: http://www.golfgtiforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=275036.0

There's some outlandish other stuff which I haven't linked to

Hmm...

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« by Marvulose on 11 June 2016, 09:21 »
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ballysmate

Looks like same 'Doris'

Edit search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&keywords=wife&author_id=571621&start=120

slowmart

I guess we won't be seeing v tech again unless he uses another forum name but no doubt the same behaviours will be exhibited?

VT seemed to have a skin as thin and as sensitive as Trump which is at odds with running you're own successful business.

ballysmate

Slowmart wrote:

I guess we won't be seeing v tech again unless he uses another forum name but no doubt the same behaviours will be exhibited?

VT seemed to have a skin as thin and as sensitive as Trump which is at odds with running you're own successful business.

Unlikely, following the latest revelations, but a shame non the less. As I said earlier, he certainly added sparkle to the forum.

slowmart

I always thought it was the equivilant of the Victorians paying to visit the sanitariums to be "entertained" by the inmates?

It was the equivilant of reality tv back in the day.

I suppose we could let the gimp out of his box when things become boring just by following V68's suggestion.

Anyway back to more important stuff, what's the craic with who he says is his Mrs?

finchy

Are you absolutely 100% sure that VTech is Jason Heitmann/Corcoran? I know his name is Jason, but surely there's more than one person called Jason in the whatever-the-f**k-he-does-with-cars-again business.