The (improbable) sub-headlines thread in the year 2040
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Arsenal crowned Champions of Europe."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Chelski kicked out of league for tax fraud.0
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Too probable. And possibly too late.Chelski kicked out of league for tax fraud.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
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Chelsea 1, Dagenham & Redbridge 2
But that is not improbable.
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Socialist PM despatches entire British Army to defend Falklands against growing Argentinian threat. Both men arrive safely.CS7
Surrey Hills
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McDonald's takeaway customer puts his litter in a bin or takes it home.0
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Man in London drives courteously.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Smokers suddenly realise that the outside world is not a giant ashtray, and, like the McDonald's customer, suddenly work out what a bin is for.0
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"New evidence sparks helmet debate"You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
Lance Armstrong cleared of all charges after his 17th appeal, TDF wins re-instated and declared the cleanest rider in history.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Chelsea 1, Dagenham & Redbridge 2 - Mourinho dignified in defeat.
But that is not improbable.
There you go Pinno...is that better?Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0 -
Chelsea 1, Dagenham & Redbridge 2 - Mourinho dignified in defeat.
But that is not improbable.
There you go Pinno...is that better?
Thanks mate, at least some one round here is talking sense, even if it isn't me
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England conquers Scotland (Again!!)Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.0
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England conquers Scotland (Again!!)
That's something to look forward to.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Michael McIntyre tells vaguely amusing gag at last"It must be true, it's on the internet" - Winston Churchill0
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Sepp Blatter steps down as FIFA president and takes up his position as the head of the IMF.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Jessica from Hull wins Miss World.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Poland sends British Asylum Seekers back home.CS7
Surrey Hills
What's a Zwift?0
