The (improbable) sub-headlines thread in the year 2040

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Biodegradable drinks containers cause the collapse of Stranraer magnate's empire.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Sean marks the end of a week of celibacy with a monster shagathon.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Bally campaigns to bring back foxhunting. :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    T47 gets the King's Award for Industry.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Arran puts in a full shift.
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Sepp Blatter wins 2040 FIFA presidential election. Confirms 2042 World Cup awarded to Vatican City.
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Bally gets out of bed before midday.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Argentina invades the Falklands (again). Has a look round. Wonders what the fuss was about. Goes home.
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    The world's major religions suddenly realise that they don't have all the answers and the world would be a much nicer place if people didn't squabble over God(s).
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    ISIS vs Israeli friendly play off in world cup.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Corbyn and Abbott's secret lovechild elected leader of Conservative Party.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Libdems renounce the wearing of sandals and bearded members purged from the party. Ladies with facial hair are still accepted though.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Stevo stars as George 'Geordie' Peacock in the remake of Our Friends in the North.
  • fatsmoker
    fatsmoker Posts: 585
    England manager Jack Wilshere celebrates England's triumph in the European Championship in Albania.
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Tube drivers call strike over "unfair" 12 hour week
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Vladimir Putin receives his 6th Nobel Peace Prize
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Putin comes out of the closet.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Headlines in the Pyongyang Times......' Dear Leader wins Tour de France for 15th time in a row'
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    China wary of increased out sourcing to Europe. Bemoans the impact of cheap western labour.

    In other news. Katie Price launches her 33rd autobiography "What and who I did since Friday"
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    Global warming a myth say scientists in Guildford-on-Sea
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19736614#p19736614]vimfuego[/url] wrote:
    Global warming a myth say scientists in Guildford-on-Sea

    :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Elvis Presley spotted at an old folks home in Bexhill.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Panic at the FA ensues when it is discovered that the only remaining English Premier League player was actually born in Belgium.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Mick Jagger, the only surviving member of the band, decides to relaunch his career under the name 'Pebble Dash'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Prince George in Nazi Uniform Party Shock
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Chris Bass finally posts pictures of his sister and, although now in her fifties, it causes Pinno and TLW1 to have heart failure!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19737373#p19737373]Chris Bass[/url] wrote:
    Chris Bass finally posts pictures of his sister and, although now in her fifties, it causes Pinno and TLW1 to have heart failure!

    I've just spoken to TLW and we have agreed that we are prepared to take the risk. Win - win situation, die with smiles on our faces or survive with a smile on our faces.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Cyclists finally recognised as equal citizens by King William.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19737380#p19737380]Pinno[/url] wrote:
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19737373#p19737373]Chris Bass[/url] wrote:
    Chris Bass finally posts pictures of his sister and, although now in her fifties, it causes Pinno and TLW1 to have heart failure!

    I've just spoken to TLW and we have agreed that we are prepared to take the risk. Win - win situation, die with smiles on our faces or survive with a smile on our faces.

    it's a deal - 2040 it is!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    European Commissioner Nick Clegg welcomes new member states, Ghana, Malawi, Mozambique, Yemen, The Catholic Republic of Iran, Vietnam, Thailand, South Korea and Japan.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.

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