The (improbable) sub-headlines thread in the year 2040

pinno
pinno Posts: 52,501
edited November 2015 in The cake stop
"ISIS members get in a tizzy when dessicated coconut is found in one of the cup cakes at a charity coffee morning event"
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    Apollo 11 was faked, the truth.
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    The Forum heralds the return of the King - Cleat Eastwood.
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    Daily Express - Summer will be mild.
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  • pinno
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    Daily Express - New Magic pill cures everything and makes you Royal at the same time.

    Sorry, should have made up a 2040 headline.
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  • pblakeney
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    Too serious you say?
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  • Stevo_666
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    Blakey renounces bitterness and sarcasm on his death bed.
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  • pblakeney
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    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19733695#p19733695]Stevo 666[/url] wrote:
    Blakey renounces bitterness and sarcasm on his death bed.
    You missed out cynicism.
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    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19733707#p19733707]Pinno[/url] wrote:
    Local pubs bankrupt after TLW's 4th liver fails. His cremation can be seen from miles away.
    :lol:

    Only the 4th?
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    edited November 2015
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    (no change there then)
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    Pinno's toots move to London. London demands they stop climbing on the fence as its already broken. London gives up and moves to Portugal for a bit of piece and quiet.
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