The F.A cup Thread. a.k.a Stevo the plastic Smoggy

tim_wand
tim_wand Posts: 2,552
edited May 2017 in The bottom bracket
At the bequest of our bi-polar downhill dirt loving friend Stevo and knowing that this is one thread where City boy and he cannot exchange handbags ( Thanks Bradford and Middlesborough) . As a supporter of the current F.A cup holders I ve started a new thread.

For openers, Arsenal are going to smash Boro and retain the cup this year! Simples :D
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  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Actually he's a real Smoggy - and a plastic, glory hunting mockney chav!! :wink:

    Handbags at the ready........ :mrgreen:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    City Boy wrote:
    Actually he's a real Smoggy - and a plastic, glory hunting mockney chav!! :wink:

    Handbags at the ready........ :mrgreen:
    Oi, you're not allowed on this thread becuase your lot were so crap they got knocked out of the FA Cup by a team from the division below :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    I was just gate crashing to start some bother and take up Timmy's challenge :twisted:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    tim wand wrote:
    For openers, Arsenal are going to smash Boro and retain the cup this year! Simples :D
    Timmeh, if you do win nobody will be surprised. On the other hand if you lose, you won't hear the last of this for quite some time :mrgreen:

    Now shut it while I finish my Chicken Parmo :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Can someone list the teams still taking the Cup seriously this year?

    TIA

    SS
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Can someone list the teams still taking the Cup seriously this year?

    TIA

    SS
    The ones that are in it? Especially Arsenal though, 'cos they haven't got a chance of winning anything else :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    I was hoping City Boy, would at least pretend to be born in Preston and feign second team allegiance to Preston for at least this round. I can just imagine him as the love child of Mark Lawrenson with that effeminate Lancs accent.

    As for Boro turning the Gooners over. no chance and if they do I ll go and brick the neighbours windows ( Mr and Mrs Bamford senior).

    I don't think Stevo is a real Smoggy he just supports teams which are top of the league.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    tim wand wrote:
    I was hoping City Boy, would at least pretend to be born in Preston and feign second team allegiance to Preston for at least this round. I can just imagine him as the love child of Mark Lawrenson with that effeminate Lancs accent.
    :lol:
    tim wand wrote:
    As for Boro turning the Gooners over. no chance and if they do I ll go and brick the neighbours windows ( Mr and Mrs Bamford senior).
    You said it here...
    tim wand wrote:
    I don't think Stevo is a real Smoggy he just supports teams which are top of the league.
    My grandad, pity the football playing talent wasn't inherited...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    My grandad, pity the football playing talent wasn't inherited...



    Respect! I take it back. Note he was born on the South Bank, bet that's where you spend most of your time now :D
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    tim wand wrote:
    I can just imagine him as the love child of Mark Lawrenson with that effeminate Lancs accent.

    I feel quite honoured that I'm appearing in you fantasies :wink:

    My accent is more of a slightly posh Liam Gallagher 8)
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    As custodian of this thread Mr Wand, can you at least try to keep it on track please?

    Apparently it didn't rain here at all whilst I was away and since I came back...typical.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,142
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    tim wand wrote:
    I was hoping City Boy, would at least pretend to be born in Preston and feign second team allegiance to Preston for at least this round. I can just imagine him as the love child of Mark Lawrenson with that effeminate Lancs accent.
    :lol:
    tim wand wrote:
    As for Boro turning the Gooners over. no chance and if they do I ll go and brick the neighbours windows ( Mr and Mrs Bamford senior).
    You said it here...
    tim wand wrote:
    I don't think Stevo is a real Smoggy he just supports teams which are top of the league.
    My grandad, pity the football playing talent wasn't inherited...

    Bet he still knew more about tax than vtec
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    tim wand wrote:

    Bet he still knew more about tax than vtec
    That is setting the bar very low, mind you :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    Anyhow, back on track. I'm looking forward to to tomorrow afternoons game against the Ar$e. Not a lot to lose and the team will be feeling on the up after reaming City, and then going top of the league. Bring it on... :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,661
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    tim wand wrote:
    I was hoping City Boy, would at least pretend to be born in Preston and feign second team allegiance to Preston for at least this round. I can just imagine him as the love child of Mark Lawrenson with that effeminate Lancs accent.
    :lol:
    tim wand wrote:
    As for Boro turning the Gooners over. no chance and if they do I ll go and brick the neighbours windows ( Mr and Mrs Bamford senior).
    You said it here...
    tim wand wrote:
    I don't think Stevo is a real Smoggy he just supports teams which are top of the league.
    My grandad, pity the football playing talent wasn't inherited...
    Wish my Grandad played for England :( My dad did though :D
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    tim wand wrote:
    My grandad, pity the football playing talent wasn't inherited...



    Respect! I take it back. Note he was born on the South Bank, bet that's where you spend most of your time now :D
    Just noticed they linked it to the wrong South Bank. Not meant to be the London one, this was South Bank near the steel works between Redcar and Middlesbrough, which is a right armpit of a place!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Middlesbrough, which is a right armpit of a place!

    True! :wink:
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  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Pina I take no responsibility for this thread. I just thought it would be nice to have a Stevo/ City boy handbags free zone! surprised how wrong I can be.

    But as Gooners we are willing to take and retain custody of the F.A cup. Luckily another exile from Middlesborough has been able to tap David Wheater (Bolton/ ex Boro) up for some tickets so I ll have to be nice to the Smoggies.

    I predict 3-1 to the Gooners.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    At least I've got a reason to be on this thread :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    So have I. Did I not mention that I was born in Preston and the Lilywhites have always been my second team :D






    This might not be entirely true
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,316
    City Boy wrote:
    So have I. Did I not mention that I was born in Preston and the Lilywhites have always been my second team :D






    This might not be entirely true
    Sorry Mr. Lawrenson :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Don't think Arsenal will have an easy game tomorrow. As much as I'd love Boro to progress the Championship is priority. Saying that would love a replay at the Riverside.
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The final is on Stevie G's birthday in his last season at liverpool, all the big teams are dropping out except liverpool, I think one member might suggest it is all a big conspiracy.
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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Victims FC to lose to a last minute penalty given away by Gerrard like England v France Euro 2004?

    Bliss
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  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    I'm going to pipe up for a second n say win!

    Oh we will lose to united in the FA cup and Everton in the Europa final to send Stevie G into the most depressed oblivion possible
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    sa0u823e wrote:
    I'm going to pipe up for a second n say win!

    Oh we will lose to united in the FA cup and Everton in the Europa final to send Stevie G into the most depressed oblivion possible

    and john terry will run off with his wife (both of them will be in full Chelsea kit)
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  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    I'm not going to laugh at that, they are a friends family, ah wtf I did laugh
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,287
    Chris Bass wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    I'm going to pipe up for a second n say win!

    Oh we will lose to united in the FA cup and Everton in the Europa final to send Stevie G into the most depressed oblivion possible

    and john terry will run off with his wife (both of them will be in full Chelsea kit)
    Tops only would be more dramatic. :wink:
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    I'm going to pipe up for a second n say win!

    Oh we will lose to united in the FA cup and Everton in the Europa final to send Stevie G into the most depressed oblivion possible

    and john terry will run off with his wife (both of them will be in full Chelsea kit)
    Tops only would be more dramatic. :wink:

    I think he'd leave the socks on too
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,275
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    tim wand wrote:
    I was hoping City Boy, would at least pretend to be born in Preston and feign second team allegiance to Preston for at least this round. I can just imagine him as the love child of Mark Lawrenson with that effeminate Lancs accent.
    :lol:
    tim wand wrote:
    As for Boro turning the Gooners over. no chance and if they do I ll go and brick the neighbours windows ( Mr and Mrs Bamford senior).
    You said it here...
    tim wand wrote:
    I don't think Stevo is a real Smoggy he just supports teams which are top of the league.
    My grandad, pity the football playing talent wasn't inherited...
    Wish my Grandad played for England :( My dad did though :D

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