Building a sound system for my MTB.

Ok, here's the plan.....
I have My Moto G in one of these....

I plan to buy two of these......

And split the signal to true stereo via this....

And mount them on my handle bars.
My only issue is mounting them to the handlebars.....Garmin mounts seem the best way to go but they are a ridiculous price....
2 of these would be ideal, but at around £25 a pop they cost more than both of the speakers.
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And I would need the Garmin locking mechanism to attach to the base of the speakers....this is the cheapest I could find.
Of course I could just use two of these for the speaker mounts but still a bit pricey compared to other basic handlebar mounts, and according to reviews are pretty useless at staying in place.

I know most people here are a bunch of sad c*nts who spend all day on the internet posting censored in forums, blowing things out of context and entertaining each other with banal drivel, but if you could take the time to respond here it will give you the opportunity to build your post count and generally impress other small minded fuckwits like yourselves.
Thanks and have fun....
I have My Moto G in one of these....

I plan to buy two of these......

And split the signal to true stereo via this....

And mount them on my handle bars.
My only issue is mounting them to the handlebars.....Garmin mounts seem the best way to go but they are a ridiculous price....
2 of these would be ideal, but at around £25 a pop they cost more than both of the speakers.
[img]http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/757425248/Female-g-2-censored -super-cool-rabbit-stick-double-motor-inverter-rol-font-b-roy-b.jpg[/img]
And I would need the Garmin locking mechanism to attach to the base of the speakers....this is the cheapest I could find.
Of course I could just use two of these for the speaker mounts but still a bit pricey compared to other basic handlebar mounts, and according to reviews are pretty useless at staying in place.

I know most people here are a bunch of sad c*nts who spend all day on the internet posting censored in forums, blowing things out of context and entertaining each other with banal drivel, but if you could take the time to respond here it will give you the opportunity to build your post count and generally impress other small minded fuckwits like yourselves.
Thanks and have fun....

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2. Why the f*** do you want speakers on your bike?
3. Ride anywhere near me with whatever passes for music in your mind and you'll find a stick through your spokes.
Stupidest idea of the week goes to..........missin.......also a front runner for idea of the month and year awards.....
Most people enjoy the peace and quiet out in the countryside. Keep your music to yourself, don't inflict it on everyone else.
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Oh the shame.
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Exactly, trying to drown out your tortured lungs on the climbs is a fools errand.
If its for rolling round the projects, pumping some fat beats to impress the ladies.....I don't think its going to cut it.
Except the OP, who is obviously 12 and suffering from severe mental issues.
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And as above, unless you have a MTB park in your back garden or you're planning on using this for the British Heart Foundation London to Brighton ride don't do it. Its just disrespectful to other riders. You wouldn't do it on the train home.
Either invest in some running headphones; the ones that don't block out sound from around you so you can still hear.
I so hope one day our paths cross and you keyboard warriors get the chance to try and carry out your idle threats.
Assholes.
I very much look forward to that. Where do you ride?
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Aww bless
Maybe you should have explained yourself better in the first place then? Can't blame anyone for thinking it's a shite idea if you haven't gave all the info.
See you on the trails
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Maybe I did over react a little, ( like some others in this thread ) Rookie you've been a help to me here, so the explanation is...I love to ride solo around the hours of dawn, headphones are too restrictive/claustrophobic, I just wanted a bit of ambient chill in my ears when I'm on the top of a hill and the sun is rising, it's a great way to start the day, I find it easier to relax and recharge when I know there isn't a single soul within a 10 mile radius.
The speakers also double up as a hands free device, (for convenience rather than pose, I'm a freelance designer and receive phone-calls at pretty unsociable hours due to time differences ), and a horn after some cable/button modifications, there is of course volume control and the option to switch to and from headphones, useful when surrounded by censored , loud-mouthed over-technical mountainbike types who think they "own the woods" because they spent £3,000 on their bike and outfit, headphones are a must to block out the noise.
Phone, blue tooth headset and leave natures soundtrack undisturbed. Please.
I was riding up hill the other day on my road bike and a couple in their 30's were walking down the hill. The woman had a phone playing music through its speakers. She called out to me that it was a lovely day......well it was before I saw them. Afterwards I was just left with a sense of aching despair for the human race as it sinks ever faster into a mire of aimlessly abused technology.
And I agree that splitter thing wont give you true stereo it will give you two stereo feeds to mono speakers which is not the same as having stereo. Its just twice as censored .
I would agree.
Your experience reminds me of the many dog walkers I come across; phone in one hand, cigarette in the other, dog shot all over the trail and a face like thunder when I crawl past at walking pace out of consideration for their dog.
Your mother's c*nt is uglier.
Splitter stereo to left / right mono does give you true stereo.
Unsubscribed, I'll leave you guys to your ignorant assumptions and post counts...unbelievable.
You digress, this wasn't the question...but anyway...for clarification...
X-Mini's take a stereo input, therefore it can be split into two mono channels, tried tested and confirmed by many users.
Yup, I stand there beeping my horn whilst taking phone calls...obviously.
Twice as censored ....like your comments.