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CONSPIRACY THEORY: BR oldtimers

GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
edited August 2014 in The bottom bracket
I was looking through this thread and I realised that nobody from back then is around anymore. I have therefore come to the only logical conclusion that they must have been taken out. They simply can't have all disappeared through choice.

So then, after a couple of beers, and half a bottle of vodka, the truth hit me. The only thing they had in common was BR. Think about the recent losses: LeicesterLad, Cleat, Nap D, Nevman, Yossie, that other one, Aggie, Arran. All gone, all regular BR posters.

Now think on. Who is best placed to take these posters out? Who has their details, can track their IP addresses and work out where they live? Who can see where else they go on the internet and build up a profile of them so they know where to find them and when they are at their weakest? Who can turn on their webcams and get a snapshot of their faces? It's obviously the BR mods.

Now think further. Why would mods do such a thing? Well, they wouldn't. Unless they're not actually mods at all, but secret service intelligence operatives milking the internet for our data and taking out the leaders and opinion-makers, either recruiting them to the 'dark side' or wiping them out.

So, who's next for the cull? If you don't hear from me again, please inform the authorities and let them know I died doing what I loved most, well actually third most after [email protected] and drinking, exposing the conspiracy theories that keep the poorly-educated masses like us out of positions of power by using the elite to keep us down.

You have been warned and you should act.
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  • Why are you trawling old threads...?

    As conspiracy theories go, that make you suspect no.1 - or failing that, the next target.... :shock:
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Why are you trawling old threads...?
    evidence. That's why Cake Shop and BB separated a couple of years ago. 'They' had to split up the posts where people had 'disappeared' because it was becoming too obvious. Split up the forums, cause a bit of confusion etc. Remember when they 'relaunched' the website on a new platform? How many people did we 'lose' then?
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,619
    wiggle doing 'wet' jobs?
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Where've I gone :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,387
    It's been nice knowing you Mike :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    arran77 wrote:
    Where've I gone :shock:
    I was talking about the other Arran, the one who used to poke toothbrushes up his bum.

    Anyway. Bike Radar is an anagram of Dark Bear I, i.e Operation DARK BEAR 1. Following usual intelligence officer (IntO) naming conventions, the DARK series of ops related to removing threats to the system, such a DARK FOX (anti-mumsnet) and DARK OYSTER (anti-Justin Beiber). The animal element refers to how dangerous the target group is. Bears are more dangerous than foxes, so we are considered to be more dangerous than mumsnet to the system. There are loads of them but it looks like the IntOs got lazy when they set up DARK BEAR 1 and I have spotted their operation.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,184
    Why are you trawling old threads


    I believe from a previous thread that Mike is killing time before being taken roughly up his rear passage.... :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Slowmart wrote:
    I believe from a previous thread that Mike is killing time before being taken roughly up his rear passage.... :shock:
    Can't you see, 'they' try to smear anybody who gets too close to their truth. Who has the opportunity to change the content of people's posts? The mods.

    Just did a bit of googling after a tip off from my mate Colin. Bike Radar (DARK BEAR) is based out of Future Publishing Limited, Beauford Court, 30 Monmouth Street, Bath BA1 2BW. If you google streetview that address using the dark grey web, you get this image:
    mi6-building.jpg
    Which looks suspiciously like the MI6 building in London (below, see the Thames present in the London shot but not the Bath shot and trees on the balcony on the Bath pic but not the London one).
    mi63.jpg
    Military organisation regularly use the same design across multiple sites to reduce costs and so that they can use the leftover bathroom tiles in the next building. So, Future Publishing shares the same design (and therefore funding stream) as MI6.
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Proof on proof. The day I uncover the dirty Dark Bear I secret, oldtimers mysteriously start re-appearing...

    See top post for orraloon. No, I've never heard of him either. One of the earliest BR members, or just somebody resurrecting his account to provide counter evidence??

    I also had a look at NapD's account and some interesting facts come to light. His IP address tracks to Bath and his user name (NapD) is an abbreviation of NapoleonD is an anagram of 'On no pedal', i.e. he never cycled. And he was a copper. Sometimes the best disguise is disguising yourself as you.

    Need I go on?
  • GiantMike wrote:
    Need I go on?


    Yes, it's strangely hypnotic... 8)
  • napoleondnapoleond Posts: 5,990
    :shock: :(
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    You''ll have to join Snowdon and Assange GM. Good luck in your exile (holed up in the Tristan de Cuhna Embassy).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,184
    Looks like mike has been buggered senseless...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Just been digging through some PMs I got this morning from other BR users with a similar outlook on the site. Last week Hipster43 was sent a link to a Youtube video which made no sense to him. A little further digging suggests that it is in fact an internet number station, a broadcast that allows a single recipient to decode the video to get a specific message. Looks like Hipster43 was sent the link by mistake and I have set my Android App to try to decode it, but they're quite difficult.

    The truth is out there and I think I'm getting closer to it, unless they get to me first.
  • gingamangingaman Posts: 576
    Maybe this has something to do with it?
    Archcp wrote:
    Well [...] it was my fault about the baby elephants.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,619
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Where've I gone :shock:
    I was talking about the other Arran, the one

    everyone liked? :)
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 16,015
    This reminds me - whatever happened to that GiantMike bloke? Don't think I've seen him on here for ages now. Should we call the police?
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Nah, we don't care....
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    Just imagine the next blockbuster: 'The BR files'

    Scully, Mulder, Giantmike, Hipster43...

    The odd aliens and spooky people...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Standards of propiety must be maintained regardless of the human cost ...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Standards of propiety must be maintained regardless of the human cost ...

    ^That's a veiled threat GM. Don't trust mikey he's a spook. (well, they put some jump leads on C3PO after that un-reported ugly Princess Leia incident and the reincarnation was Mikey23).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Don't trust mikey he's a spook.
    Maybe they got confused between Mikey23 and Hipster43 when they sent out the activation code via the YouTube number station. My android app couldn't decode it so I put it into the 'ConspiratorsFriend.com' website as they have a couple of super-computers. Decoded it said:

    "Mortgage. Aviate." which is apparently the usual 2 word activation format. They said it's likely to translate as:

    Kill (mortgage is French for death payment). Birdflu.

    And guess what. Last night I couldn't get a stiffy and today I wake up with a cold so I think I may have caught the bird flu virus off the computer. Maybe this is how they took out all the others. I've had a couple of Daynurse tablets, some cocodamol I had left over from my operation, a couple of Nightnurse and 2 Viagra and one of my symptoms has gone away but I still feel a bit sniffly.

    To be safe(r)I have put masking tape over my webcam and I always have loud music on when I'm on my computer in case they activate my microphone. I'll keep you informed.
  • Sounds like you've caught bad aids....

    Or that Tombola virus. :shock:
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    We all know about Team47b and the bent bang theory. Can you trust him?

    I have cracked it GM. Ribble, Wiggle and CRC's are all part of the extrovert operations led by Mi6 to lure people into cycling and get them addicted through the medium of Bike Radar. You know what that addiction leads to, it's a viscous cycle:

    Buy bike > buy upgrade for bike > bike gets outdated, convert to winter trainer > buy mudguards and lights for winter trainer > buy sparkly new summer bike > wear bits out by riding it > buy new, more expensive bits for sparkly summer bike ? buy retro bike > buy chrome sparkly bits for retro bike > buy new tyres for S and W bike > buy very expensive hand made silk tubs for retro machine etcetera etcetera

    Can you imagine the potential money spent by an increasing volume of cyclists? The billions...

    Of course I would go missing if I told you where the money ends up...

    I may have said too much. If I don't see you again, i'll try and send an encrypted message from the dark side. At least I can look forward to an evening in a well known basement having conversations about Horse Racing presenters and Stoke with a pipe smoking scouse loon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • MichaelWMichaelW Posts: 2,164
    I suspect the influence of Medium Oil.
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    I miss Aggie and for that I blame Wiggle.

    Love n Hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,378
    How come you only pop up once in a blue moon DD and where the heck is OMAHB? Seems to lend a bit to GM's theory.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tim_wandtim_wand Posts: 2,552
    http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013 ... h-williams


    I have never seen this man^^^^^^^ or NapD in the same room together! that's all I'm saying.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,619
    tim wand wrote:
    http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/13/mi6-spy-dead-bag-locked-himself-gareth-williams


    I have never seen this man^^^^^^^ or NapD in the same room together! that's all I'm saying.

    well you won't anymore :)
  • DIESELDOGDIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    How come you only pop up once in a blue moon DD and where the heck is OMAHB? Seems to lend a bit to GM's theory.

    Generally because this place is not what it once was! OMAHB is still very much alive but spends most of his time either working or tending a million and one Bonsai trees!

    Love n Hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
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