Chain Cleaning

greg66_tri_v2.0

First Aspect wrote:

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

Please don't perpetuate this nonsense!

Toothpaste is made from the same stuff as CIF.

The orange jelly in Jaffa Cakes used to be made from the earwax of the McVitie family.

Now it is a complex polymer that is indigestible and slowly taking over landfills.

veronese68

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

The orange jelly in Jaffa Cakes used to be made from the earwax of the McVitie family.

Now it is a complex polymer that is indigestible and slowly taking over landfills.

Now that I do believe, Jaffa cakes are just wrong. Cakes in the biscuit aisle. :?

elbowloh

First Aspect wrote:

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

Please don't perpetuate this nonsense!

Toothpaste is made from the same stuff as JIF.

FTFY.

Now off to buy a Marathon and some Opal Fruits.

seajays

elbowloh wrote:

First Aspect wrote:

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

Please don't perpetuate this nonsense!

Toothpaste is made from the same stuff as JIF.

FTFY.

Now off to buy a Marathon and some Opal Fruits.

…get me a Dime Bar while you're there… 8)

Kieran_Burns

Seajays wrote:

elbowloh wrote:

First Aspect wrote:

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

Please don't perpetuate this nonsense!

Toothpaste is made from the same stuff as JIF.

FTFY.

Now off to buy a Marathon and some Opal Fruits.

…get me a Dime Bar while your their… 8)

FTFY

Kieran_Burns

and you can use toothpaste to clean your lights while you're at it.

Save on dentist bills.

elbowloh

You use jif to clean the white bits (e.g. 3 stripe adidas or 2 stripe panther) of your (predominantly) black football boots....

seajays

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Seajays wrote:

…get me a Dime Bar while your their… 8)

FTFY

OMG - what have you done to my perfectly crafted phrasing! :shock: :shock:

il_principe

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

A total myth and utter borlicks!!! The moon is also made of cheese.... :roll:

I'd love to know where this started. What purpose do people think salt serves?

Seasoning?

Kieran_Burns

Seajays wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Seajays wrote:

…get me a Dime Bar while your their… 8)

FTFY

OMG - what have you done to my perfectly crafted phrasing! :shock: :shock:

How did you manage to mess up the quotes so badly? That's art that is

elbowloh

Il Principe wrote:

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

A total myth and utter borlicks!!! The moon is also made of cheese.... :roll:

I'd love to know where this started. What purpose do people think salt serves?

Seasoning?

There's nothing worse than an under-seasoned bike chain. They're just tasteless otherwise.

greg66_tri_v2.0

Kieran_Burns wrote:

and you can use toothpaste to clean your lights while you're at it.

Save on dentist bills.

I can see how that would make the front light whiter and brighter, but how does it help the rear light?

Kieran_Burns

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

and you can use toothpaste to clean your lights while you're at it.

Save on dentist bills.

I can see how that would make the front light whiter and brighter, but how does it help the rear light?

Fresher breath

meanredspider

Il Principe wrote:

meanredspider wrote:

Il Principe wrote:

Fairy Liquid has salt in it...

A total myth and utter borlicks!!! The moon is also made of cheese.... :roll:

I'd love to know where this started. What purpose do people think salt serves?

Seasoning?

OK - the secret's out: we needed to season the fairies before we juiced them...

itboffin

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

Kieran_Burns wrote:

and you can use toothpaste to clean your lights while you're at it.

Save on dentist bills.

I can see how that would make the front light whiter and brighter, but how does it help the rear light?

shouldnt you be spending your downtime watching videos on how to glue tubs?