Guess the object

wannabecyclist

Tyre pressure gauge

andy9964

Measuring the thickness of paint or other coatings

arran77

Andy9964 wrote:

Measuring the thickness of paint or other coatings

Nope

capt_slog

seanoconn wrote:

Capt Slog wrote:

That is a tool for opening o-rings or pipe so that they can be fitted onto whatever they are going on to.

Could you write "'Is it?" rather than "That is" in future please. You sounded like you knew what you were talking about :roll:

That was because I did. I have one just like it in my drawer, and this one is used for spreading o-rings etc. The one pictured is also used for spreading a rubber band, and it's then dropped over a ram's bollocks causing them to fall off.



The current object Is it a pH meter?

arran77

wannabecyclist wrote:

Tyre pressure gauge

Nope.

seanoconn

Capt Slog wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Capt Slog wrote:

That is a tool for opening o-rings or pipe so that they can be fitted onto whatever they are going on to.

Could you write "'Is it?" rather than "That is" in future please. You sounded like you knew what you were talking about :roll:

That was because I did. I have one just like it in my drawer, and this one is used for spreading o-rings etc. The one pictured is also used for spreading a rubber band, and it's then dropped over a ram's **** causing them to fall off.



The current object Is it a pH meter?

I never doubted you for a second

arran77

Capt Slog wrote:

The current object Is it a pH meter?

No

Pross

It's a map measurer, plug in the scale and roll it along a map and it gives you a distance.

arran77

Pross wrote:

It's a map measurer, plug in the scale and roll it along a map and it gives you a distance.

Close but no cigar

RideOnTime

RideOnTime wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Okay. Here goes. Sandyballs can't enter, soz mate.

Clearly this is related to sheep restraint...

So I was well on the way. Clearly the threat of castration could be used in restraint.

RideOnTime

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

It is vetinary. You'll have to be very specific.

It's for castrating lambs, calves, goats and other animals.

I hope you didn't Google it, you cheating f*ck. How many sheep are there in Aylesbury ffs? That isn't a metaphorical question BTW.

Yep, you are the winner A77.

Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting, oh why why why...

Mrs 77 is a veterinary nurse by trade :P

Try this, what is it and what does it do...

Its a dual purpose map-measure rolling thing / anal cork remover thing.

Pross

arran77 wrote:

Pross wrote:

It's a map measurer, plug in the scale and roll it along a map and it gives you a distance.

Close but no cigar

Really? It looks exactly like one I used to have!

sandyballs

Combining what has all been suggested is it for measuring anal capacity, ie. volume of a cylinder. A dirty cylinder admittedly but one none the less?

arran77

Sandyballs wrote:

Combining what has all been suggested is it for measuring anal capacity, ie. volume of a cylinder. A dirty cylinder admittedly but one none the less?

You're wrong :P

Pross wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Pross wrote:

It's a map measurer, plug in the scale and roll it along a map and it gives you a distance.

Close but no cigar

Really? It looks exactly like one I used to have!

Really You're close though

Rod11

Ok so not for measuring maps, but in reverse... Used for doing scale drawings?

arran77

Jack93 wrote:

Ok so not for measuring maps, but in reverse... Used for doing scale drawings?

Correct, I use it for measuring pipework off of drawings of buildings.

RideOnTime

Jack93 then.

It's your turn!

RideOnTime

Is it for retraining sheep?

oh you've not posted it yet...

desweller

RideOnTime wrote:

Is it for retraining sheep?

You can train sheep?

Anonymous

To walk up stairs....just not down (or is that cows?)

t4tomo

monkimark wrote:

It's a doohicky for sticking those tail removing elastic bands on sheep.

To be fair Monkimark was also correct and first - the elastic bands are used for both docking tails and removal of bollocks on sheep. I used one hundreds of times as a kid, as i was brought up on a farm.

jordan_217

DesWeller wrote:

RideOnTime wrote:

Is it for retraining sheep?

You can train sheep?

No, hence the need to re-train them

Rod11

I've already gone and I'm currently moving house so don't really have anything that interesting to hand, so I'll pass the baton on to Pross as he was very close.

RideOnTime

What do you mean you've already gone - moving house has no impact on your internet presence .

I'm sure you can train a sheep.

Are we still waiting...

Rod11

Yes but as I speak the majority of my possessions are boxed up haha can we open this to the floor for anyone with something weird and wonderful?

crumbschief

ride_whenever

It's obviously not the ghostbusters ghost trap, so either toaster of some desciption or a deep fat frier???

Unless it actually is a ghostbusters ghost trap

ride_whenever

or a sous-vide

crumbschief

ride_whenever wrote:

It's obviously not the ghostbusters ghost trap, so either toaster of some desciption or a deep fat frier???

Unless it actually is a ghostbusters ghost trap

Haha well done yes it is a ghost trap,just did it for a laugh while everyone was waiting for a new pic.

pinno

I thought it was a deep fat sheep fryer.