Kerry Katona
Frank the tank
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Is a overweight,obnoxious, loud, drug addled horrible get and why the fcuk she keeps getting invited to appear on tv I don't know.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Tail end Charlie
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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Clicked on here thinking it was another RIP thread.
Ah well, never mind.
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You just summed up why she probably gets on the box a lot.Frank the tank wrote:Is a overweight,obnoxious, loud, drug addled horrible get
However for me, it's very much this:
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I would like to spunk my load across her tits and face.0
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she gives her fans something to aspire tomy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Don't tell me they got her DNA mixed up with Hitler's?
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Gethinceri wrote:I would like to spunk my load across her tits and face.
Yip, You still would though.... 8)0 -
Gethinceri wrote:I would like to spunk my load across her tits and face.
She'd probably snort it up or think it the melted inside of an Iceland profiterole.Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
Mr Goo wrote:Gethinceri wrote:I would like to spunk my load across her tits and face.
She'd probably snort it up or think it the melted inside of an Iceland profiterole.
She's probably had worse up her nose "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:Mr Goo wrote:Gethinceri wrote:I would like to spunk my load across her tits and face.
She'd probably snort it up or think it the melted inside of an Iceland profiterole.
She's probably had worse up her nose
Or any orifice you care to mention.Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
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Veronese68 wrote:That's so rough I wouldn't touch it with Seano's!
That's probably already been there, she is a single young mum after all "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I understand from the popular media that she has just had her fifth child. This means that along with her long list of other attributes (substance abuse, bankruptcy, chavness, lack of talent, mass sponging off the benefits system and general lack of self respect) that she also has a fanny like a bucket.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:I understand from the popular media that she has just had her fifth child. This means that along with her long list of other attributes (substance abuse, bankruptcy, chavness, lack of talent, mass sponging off the benefits system and general lack of self respect) that she also has a fanny like a bucket.
She should advertise for KFC.......both involve dunking your meat in the greasy bucket "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I would rather put my penis in a deep fat fryer than anywhere near Ms Catona's countenance.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I would politely suggest the rise of celebutards and the associated lifestyle says more about the society we live in than we would care to acknowledge.
There is an obvious appetite for these types of stories, re-labelled as news but that's a poor excuse for giving oxygen to this sort of lifestyle.
The answer?
And going by some of the replies, it sounds your on the same level as Kerry :shock:“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Slowmart wrote:And going by some of the replies, it sounds your on the same level as Kerry :shock:
Oooohh, get you mr high and mighty :P "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:Slowmart wrote:And going by some of the replies, it sounds your on the same level as Kerry :shock:
Oooohh, get you mr high and mighty :P
You've got me wrong. Fat and slow is more accurate.. “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Frankie Boyle's joke about her is superb...
I was reading the financial times when i saw the headline FANNY MAE COLLAPSE. For a moment i thought Kerry Katona was pregnant again.Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
There's a distinct lack of pics in this thread - so far.
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Oh Yeah, More than once..... 8)0
