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Kerry Katona

Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,806
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
Is a overweight,obnoxious, loud, drug addled horrible get and why the fcuk she keeps getting invited to appear on tv I don't know.

Just saying.
Tail end Charlie

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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 13,878
    Clicked on here thinking it was another RIP thread.
    Ah well, never mind. :wink:
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,135
    Is a overweight,obnoxious, loud, drug addled horrible get
    You just summed up why she probably gets on the box a lot.

    However for me, it's very much this:

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • gethincerigethinceri Posts: 1,015
    I would like to censored my load across her tits and face.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 12,305
    she gives her fans something to aspire to
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    Don't tell me they got her DNA mixed up with Hitler's? :lol:
  • ColinthecopColinthecop Posts: 996
    gethinceri wrote:
    I would like to censored my load across her tits and face.

    Yip, You still would though.... 8)
  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,753
    gethinceri wrote:
    I would like to censored my load across her tits and face.

    She'd probably snort it up or think it the melted inside of an Iceland profiterole.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mr Goo wrote:
    gethinceri wrote:
    I would like to censored my load across her tits and face.

    She'd probably snort it up or think it the melted inside of an Iceland profiterole.

    She's probably had worse up her nose :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,753
    arran77 wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    gethinceri wrote:
    I would like to censored my load across her tits and face.

    She'd probably snort it up or think it the melted inside of an Iceland profiterole.

    She's probably had worse up her nose :wink:

    Or any orifice you care to mention.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,391 Lives Here
    That's so rough I wouldn't touch it with Seano's!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    veronese68 wrote:
    That's so rough I wouldn't touch it with Seano's!

    That's probably already been there, she is a single young mum after all :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    I understand from the popular media that she has just had her fifth child. This means that along with her long list of other attributes (substance abuse, bankruptcy, chavness, lack of talent, mass sponging off the benefits system and general lack of self respect) that she also has a fanny like a bucket.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I understand from the popular media that she has just had her fifth child. This means that along with her long list of other attributes (substance abuse, bankruptcy, chavness, lack of talent, mass sponging off the benefits system and general lack of self respect) that she also has a fanny like a bucket.

    She should advertise for KFC.......both involve dunking your meat in the greasy bucket :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    I would rather put my penis in a deep fat fryer than anywhere near Ms Catona's countenance.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,841
    I would politely suggest the rise of celebutards and the associated lifestyle says more about the society we live in than we would care to acknowledge.

    There is an obvious appetite for these types of stories, re-labelled as news but that's a poor excuse for giving oxygen to this sort of lifestyle.


    The answer?

    [img]http://daily42.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/human_evolution_go_back_censored _up_everything.jpg[/img]


    And going by some of the replies, it sounds your on the same level as Kerry :shock:
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    slowmart wrote:
    And going by some of the replies, it sounds your on the same level as Kerry :shock:

    Oooohh, get you mr high and mighty :P

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,841
    arran77 wrote:
    slowmart wrote:
    And going by some of the replies, it sounds your on the same level as Kerry :shock:

    Oooohh, get you mr high and mighty :P

    :lol:


    You've got me wrong. Fat and slow is more accurate.. :wink:
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,753
    Frankie Boyle's joke about her is superb...

    I was reading the financial times when i saw the headline FANNY MAE COLLAPSE. For a moment i thought Kerry Katona was pregnant again.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ColinthecopColinthecop Posts: 996
    There's a distinct lack of pics in this thread - so far.

    kerry.jpg
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    There's a distinct lack of pics in this thread - so far.

    kerry.jpg

    Quite :lol:

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ColinthecopColinthecop Posts: 996
    Oh Yeah, More than once..... 8)
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