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Lifestyles of the poor and chips on both shoulders

slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,184
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
For balance from the rich and vulgar thread a view from the other social demographic.....
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

Desmond Tutu
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  • ColinthecopColinthecop Posts: 996
    I maxed out my overdraft last month so had to stop buying unnecessary tat from Ebay and Wiggle for a week or so.
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    What about lifestyles of the moderately well off and content with their lot? How come we lose out every time? Making me angry...
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    Mikey23 wrote:
    What about lifestyles of the moderately well off and content with their lot? How come we lose out every time? Making me angry...
    Stop going off topic and post in your own thread Mikey. This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts rather the 'middle of the road' crowd :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I'm rapidly becoming bitter and angry about the lack of tolerance to my social group...
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    Remember, in leftieland you're only allowed to aspire to be well off. Once you actually achieve it, you become an object of hate and get punished and demoted back down to pleb level by something called 'tax'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 7,190
    *doesn't post in thread*
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts :wink:

    You say that like they are three separate categories.
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @stevo... Constantly being recycled then
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    @paultheparaglider - good point, there usually is a combination of those 'qualities' :)

    @Mikey - financially speaking, it's a bit like being a blob of that stuff in a lava lamp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    That's a good analogy...
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,553
    I can't afford a chip for even one shoulder never mind both. :(
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • VTechVTech Posts: 4,736
    I can't afford a chip for even one shoulder never mind both. :(


    Come on frank, if its that bad ill order you a curry, could have one round within the hour !
    Living MY dream.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts :wink:

    You say that like they are three separate categories.

    Yeah, if only the likes of Einstein, Peter Higgs or Richard Dawkins hadn't been such bitter, idle, loser lefties, they could have achieved as much as you. :lol::lol::lol:
  • PituophisPituophis Posts: 1,025
    I'm a bit poor, and I like chips, but I'd have to be a craaaazy mo'fo to put 'em on me shoulders :shock:
    Try 'em on a muffin with some brown sauce. Not too often mind! :oops:
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    ^^^ Brown sauce? WTF is wrong with people?
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts :wink:

    You say that like they are three separate categories.

    Yeah, if only the likes of Einstein, Peter Higgs or Richard Dawkins hadn't been such bitter, idle, loser lefties, they could have achieved as much as you. :lol::lol::lol:
    Good of you to join the thread Finchy, you must be drawn here for some reason :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts :wink:

    You say that like they are three separate categories.

    Yeah, if only the likes of Einstein, Peter Higgs or Richard Dawkins hadn't been such bitter, idle, loser lefties, they could have achieved as much as you. :lol::lol::lol:
    Good of you to join the thread Finchy, you must be drawn here for some reason :wink:

    Thought I'd come and tell some Tory boys they're wrong. :P :P :P
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    Want some sauce with your chips? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    I'll have to make some first. Do you want me to cut the potatoes thick or thin? I can do you some fish fingers to go with them if you want, and I've got a jar of tartar sauce in the fridge.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'll have to make some first. Do you want me to cut the potatoes thick or thin? I can do you some fish fingers to go with them if you want, and I've got a jar of tartar sauce in the fridge.
    Do a good job and I'll recommend you for a gold star :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'll have to make some first. Do you want me to cut the potatoes thick or thin? I can do you some fish fingers to go with them if you want, and I've got a jar of tartar sauce in the fridge.
    Do a good job and I'll recommend you for a gold star :)

    You'd recommend me for a Michelin star if you tasted my chips.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    I admire your ambition. You're bit of a Tory underneath it all really.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Nah, I'll be cooking quality chips for the common man and woman at affordable prices.

    Vive la revolution!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,357
    Listen fellow aspirers of the Republic of Great Britain and great chip eaters, Stevo 666 is betraying his roots.
    He is from Middlesborough and is fighting his inner desire to spout leftie bollox because he is a closet leftie in denial.

    @ Finchy. If your going to be cooking quality chips in the Vive le Revolution vein, will you be sauteeing them?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    I'm going to do a variety. Thin, thick, crispy, fluffy, sauteed. Morale must be kept high as we storm the barricades of Vtech's castle (protected by Stevo using a kitchen knife sellotaped to a broom handle).
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm going to do a variety. Thin, thick, crispy, fluffy, sauteed. Morale must be kept high as we storm the barricades of Vtech's castle (protected by Stevo using a kitchen knife sellotaped to a broom handle).
    Oh dear, the peasants are revolting again....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    I'm going to do a variety. Thin, thick, crispy, fluffy, sauteed. Morale must be kept high as we storm the barricades of Vtech's castle (protected by Stevo using a kitchen knife sellotaped to a broom handle).
    Oh dear, the peasants are revolting again....

    And here you are, pondering what to do.

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  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    Listen fellow aspirers of the Republic of Great Britain and great chip eaters, Stevo 666 is betraying his roots.
    He is from Middlesborough and is fighting his inner desire to spout leftie bollox because he is a closet leftie in denial.

    @ Finchy. If your going to be cooking quality chips in the Vive le Revolution vein, will you be sauteeing them?
    I bet he takes a train back just for a chicken parmo supper and a can of super.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,370
    nathancom wrote:
    I bet he takes a train back just for a chicken parmo supper and a can of super.
    You have no idea do you. I take the National Express.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,184
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    I bet he takes a train back just for a chicken parmo supper and a can of super.
    You have no idea do you. I take the National Express.


    I hear you lot up north are so hard up for cash that taxi drivers have a phrase "gash for cash" and one wonders if National Express take this payment method?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
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