Lifestyles of the poor and chips on both shoulders

slowmart

For balance from the rich and vulgar thread a view from the other social demographic.....

Colinthecop

I maxed out my overdraft last month so had to stop buying unnecessary tat from Ebay and Wiggle for a week or so.

Mikey23

What about lifestyles of the moderately well off and content with their lot? How come we lose out every time? Making me angry...

Stevo_666

Mikey23 wrote:

What about lifestyles of the moderately well off and content with their lot? How come we lose out every time? Making me angry...

Stop going off topic and post in your own thread Mikey. This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts rather the 'middle of the road' crowd

Mikey23

I'm rapidly becoming bitter and angry about the lack of tolerance to my social group...

Stevo_666

Remember, in leftieland you're only allowed to aspire to be well off. Once you actually achieve it, you become an object of hate and get punished and demoted back down to pleb level by something called 'tax'.

homers_double

*doesn't post in thread*

paultheparaglider

Stevo 666 wrote:

This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts

You say that like they are three separate categories.

Mikey23

@stevo... Constantly being recycled then

Stevo_666

@paultheparaglider - good point, there usually is a combination of those 'qualities'

@Mikey - financially speaking, it's a bit like being a blob of that stuff in a lava lamp.

Mikey23

That's a good analogy...

Frank the tank

I can't afford a chip for even one shoulder never mind both.

VTech

Frank the tank wrote:

I can't afford a chip for even one shoulder never mind both.

Come on frank, if its that bad ill order you a curry, could have one round within the hour !

finchy

paultheparaglider wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts

You say that like they are three separate categories.

Yeah, if only the likes of Einstein, Peter Higgs or Richard Dawkins hadn't been such bitter, idle, loser lefties, they could have achieved as much as you.

Pituophis

I'm a bit poor, and I like chips, but I'd have to be a craaaazy mo'fo to put 'em on me shoulders :shock:
Try 'em on a muffin with some brown sauce. Not too often mind! :oops:

finchy

^^^ Brown sauce? WTF is wrong with people?

Stevo_666

johnfinch wrote:

paultheparaglider wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts

You say that like they are three separate categories.

Yeah, if only the likes of Einstein, Peter Higgs or Richard Dawkins hadn't been such bitter, idle, loser lefties, they could have achieved as much as you.

Good of you to join the thread Finchy, you must be drawn here for some reason

finchy

Stevo 666 wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

paultheparaglider wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

This one's for the bitter losers, lefties and idle twunts

You say that like they are three separate categories.

Yeah, if only the likes of Einstein, Peter Higgs or Richard Dawkins hadn't been such bitter, idle, loser lefties, they could have achieved as much as you.

Good of you to join the thread Finchy, you must be drawn here for some reason

Thought I'd come and tell some Tory boys they're wrong. :P :P :P

Stevo_666

Want some sauce with your chips?

finchy

I'll have to make some first. Do you want me to cut the potatoes thick or thin? I can do you some fish fingers to go with them if you want, and I've got a jar of tartar sauce in the fridge.

Stevo_666

johnfinch wrote:

I'll have to make some first. Do you want me to cut the potatoes thick or thin? I can do you some fish fingers to go with them if you want, and I've got a jar of tartar sauce in the fridge.

Do a good job and I'll recommend you for a gold star

finchy

Stevo 666 wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

I'll have to make some first. Do you want me to cut the potatoes thick or thin? I can do you some fish fingers to go with them if you want, and I've got a jar of tartar sauce in the fridge.

Do a good job and I'll recommend you for a gold star

You'd recommend me for a Michelin star if you tasted my chips.

Stevo_666

I admire your ambition. You're bit of a Tory underneath it all really.

finchy

Nah, I'll be cooking quality chips for the common man and woman at affordable prices.

Vive la revolution!

pinno

Listen fellow aspirers of the Republic of Great Britain and great chip eaters, Stevo 666 is betraying his roots.
He is from Middlesborough and is fighting his inner desire to spout leftie bollox because he is a closet leftie in denial.

@ Finchy. If your going to be cooking quality chips in the Vive le Revolution vein, will you be sauteeing them?

finchy

I'm going to do a variety. Thin, thick, crispy, fluffy, sauteed. Morale must be kept high as we storm the barricades of Vtech's castle (protected by Stevo using a kitchen knife sellotaped to a broom handle).

Stevo_666

johnfinch wrote:

I'm going to do a variety. Thin, thick, crispy, fluffy, sauteed. Morale must be kept high as we storm the barricades of Vtech's castle (protected by Stevo using a kitchen knife sellotaped to a broom handle).

Oh dear, the peasants are revolting again....

finchy

Stevo 666 wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

I'm going to do a variety. Thin, thick, crispy, fluffy, sauteed. Morale must be kept high as we storm the barricades of Vtech's castle (protected by Stevo using a kitchen knife sellotaped to a broom handle).

Oh dear, the peasants are revolting again....

And here you are, pondering what to do.

nathancom

pinarello001 wrote:

Listen fellow aspirers of the Republic of Great Britain and great chip eaters, Stevo 666 is betraying his roots.
He is from Middlesborough and is fighting his inner desire to spout leftie bollox because he is a closet leftie in denial.

@ Finchy. If your going to be cooking quality chips in the Vive le Revolution vein, will you be sauteeing them?

I bet he takes a train back just for a chicken parmo supper and a can of super.

Stevo_666

nathancom wrote:

I bet he takes a train back just for a chicken parmo supper and a can of super.

You have no idea do you. I take the National Express.

slowmart

Stevo 666 wrote:

nathancom wrote:

I bet he takes a train back just for a chicken parmo supper and a can of super.

You have no idea do you. I take the National Express.

I hear you lot up north are so hard up for cash that taxi drivers have a phrase "gash for cash" and one wonders if National Express take this payment method?