"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
I gather that the blue team of overpaid mercenary prima donnas beat the 'foreign' team of overpaid mercenary prima donnas. The blue team seemed to be based in london somewhere and have a couple of English players in the team which makes it all good. The foreign team has someone who is foreign but used to be blue and heroic but now is foreign and different foreign and a bit less heroic and with a different haircut and goes around hugging people a lot.
They also like to kiss each other and prance around like fairies.Intelligent too,i once heard a player count five add five and came up with nine,which was close enough.
They also like to kiss each other and prance around like fairies.Intelligent too,i once heard a player count five add five and came up with nine,which was close enough.
Tell us about your favourite sport then, I'm having trouble sleeping these days..
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Yep. Used to love footie/football. Now I hardly ever watch it and have so little interest. Mainly due to not liking anyone involved in it.
And even more pointless, why do they bother interviewing players after the game? The world's thickest millionaires. You'd get more insight from an average 3 year old.
Hey, look everyone, a football thread. Let's go onto it to tell everyone that we don't like football. I bet that nobody has ever thought to do that before.
They also like to kiss each other and prance around like fairies.Intelligent too,i once heard a player count five add five and came up with nine,which was close enough.
Tell us about your favourite sport then, I'm having trouble sleeping these days..
I mean this in the nicest possible way and don't take it wrong but you are a c*nt Stevo.
From a humble 'Boro boy to a Chelski season ticket holding Abramovic adoring Morenho shagger. Quite a rise to the top and I bet you only got there by sleeping your way up.
They also like to kiss each other and prance around like fairies.Intelligent too,i once heard a player count five add five and came up with nine,which was close enough.
Tell us about your favourite sport then, I'm having trouble sleeping these days..
I mean this in the nicest possible way and don't take it wrong but you are a c*nt Stevo.
From a humble 'Boro boy to a Chelski season ticket holding Abramovic adoring Morenho shagger. Quite a rise to the top and I bet you only got there by sleeping your way up.
I haven't got a season ticket, just a 'member'
I bet I'll be even more of a c*** on Saturday afternoon after Arsenal get whupped at Stamford Bridge.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT OR WORTH £200,000 PER WEEK ?
"My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Mark Viduka
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level.
Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level.
But he's the best manager I've ever had."
David Beckham
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
Mark Draper
"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton
"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester."
Stan Collymore
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."
Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."
Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today."
Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European."
Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
A Norwegian TV station is airing five straight hours of knitting. The event – covering the process from sheep shearing, spinning and the big finale: the knitting – will document attempts to beat the world knitting record of four hours and 51 minutes. Would you watch it?
The winners will almost certainly be celebrities in Norway.
I think we'll find that the footy haters prefer sports that make watching paint drying feel interesting, which is why they're a bit shy in saying what they do like sports-wise.
Personally I'm having an absolutely cracking afternoon watching Chelsea play Arsenal
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
I think we'll find that the footy haters prefer sports that make watching paint drying feel interesting, which is why they're a bit shy in saying what they do like sports-wise.
They're probably egg-chasers.
I don't like a lot of what surrounds the modern game (£300k/week, wtf?!?!) and I don't like the lack of competition these days, but football is still the second best sport in the world. And that's not an opinion, it's a fact that has been scientifically proven by scientists.
You want me to name sports,well of course there's cycling,but how about the Olympics,both Summer and Winter knock seven bells of crapola out of football.
But if you like to watch kids prancing around a field with no concerns about the club and mostly the supporters and who`s only aim is to gain as much money as possible then you go for it.If you find that players earning £300.000 a week is fine then you pay it.You pay Sky then buy the shirts every year,fill their coffers,that's what the football execs want,you indulge them.
I for one will not pay one single penny towards this censored .I used to love it,i really did,but it took me 50 years to finally wake up.Its a pity everyone doesn't do the same and stop living in fairyland.
You want me to name sports,well of course there's cycling,but how about the Olympics,both Summer and Winter knock seven bells of crapola out of football.
But if you like to watch kids prancing around a field with no concerns about the club and mostly the supporters and who`s only aim is to gain as much money as possible then you go for it.If you find that players earning £300.000 a week is fine then you pay it.You pay Sky then buy the shirts every year,fill their coffers,that's what the football execs want,you indulge them.
I for one will not pay one single penny towards this censored .I used to love it,i really did,but it took me 50 years to finally wake up.Its a pity everyone doesn't do the same and stop living in fairyland.
The Olympics isn't a sport, it's an event which people watch every 4 years and then ignore most of the featured sports until... the next Olympics. What will the average attendance be at the next regional athletics meeting or local swimming gala? It's also just as much a corrupt, corporate censored fest as football's World Cup.
I don't have Sky TV, I only watch what's available on free-to-view, I only occasionally buy football shirts as souvenirs when I visit other cities and I haven't been to watch a professional football match since 2005 - I just go and watch the non-league stuff now. But that's the difference between the game of football and the business of football. I can enjoy the former without falling for the latter, just as I can enjoy cycling despite all of the time that I've wasted in the past watching races which then turn out to have been won by dopers.
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seanoconn
Did you 'put out' in return?
Rockrider 8.1
Is that a reasonable summary of events?
Rockrider 8.1
And even more pointless, why do they bother interviewing players after the game? The world's thickest millionaires. You'd get more insight from an average 3 year old.
I mean this in the nicest possible way and don't take it wrong but you are a c*nt Stevo.
From a humble 'Boro boy to a Chelski season ticket holding Abramovic adoring Morenho shagger. Quite a rise to the top and I bet you only got there by sleeping your way up.
I bet I'll be even more of a c*** on Saturday afternoon after Arsenal get whupped at Stamford Bridge.
FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT OR WORTH £200,000 PER WEEK ?
"My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Mark Viduka
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level.
Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level.
But he's the best manager I've ever had."
David Beckham
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
Mark Draper
"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton
"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester."
Stan Collymore
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough."
Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."
Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today."
Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European."
Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
Great post pinarello001.
Rockrider 8.1
You keep watching prima donnas kicking a bag of wind and i`ll watch something else,like celebrity knitting.
Rockrider 8.1
Here you go:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... g-tv-sport
Would you watch competitive knitting as a TV sport?
A Norwegian TV station is airing five straight hours of knitting. The event – covering the process from sheep shearing, spinning and the big finale: the knitting – will document attempts to beat the world knitting record of four hours and 51 minutes. Would you watch it?
The winners will almost certainly be celebrities in Norway.
Personally I'm having an absolutely cracking afternoon watching Chelsea play Arsenal
They're probably egg-chasers.
I don't like a lot of what surrounds the modern game (£300k/week, wtf?!?!) and I don't like the lack of competition these days, but football is still the second best sport in the world. And that's not an opinion, it's a fact that has been scientifically proven by scientists.
But if you like to watch kids prancing around a field with no concerns about the club and mostly the supporters and who`s only aim is to gain as much money as possible then you go for it.If you find that players earning £300.000 a week is fine then you pay it.You pay Sky then buy the shirts every year,fill their coffers,that's what the football execs want,you indulge them.
I for one will not pay one single penny towards this censored .I used to love it,i really did,but it took me 50 years to finally wake up.Its a pity everyone doesn't do the same and stop living in fairyland.
Rockrider 8.1
The Olympics isn't a sport, it's an event which people watch every 4 years and then ignore most of the featured sports until... the next Olympics. What will the average attendance be at the next regional athletics meeting or local swimming gala? It's also just as much a corrupt, corporate censored fest as football's World Cup.
I don't have Sky TV, I only watch what's available on free-to-view, I only occasionally buy football shirts as souvenirs when I visit other cities and I haven't been to watch a professional football match since 2005 - I just go and watch the non-league stuff now. But that's the difference between the game of football and the business of football. I can enjoy the former without falling for the latter, just as I can enjoy cycling despite all of the time that I've wasted in the past watching races which then turn out to have been won by dopers.
Cycling. Obviously.