Brides
GiantMike
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Right, I've given up on the dolphin thing so I have some spare time. I thought I'd get myself a Russian Bride. This one took my eye.
Full details here
Before I blow my fortune on her, has anybody got any tips or advice? Or can you suggest a better bride? Must be cheap and cheerful.
Full details here
Before I blow my fortune on her, has anybody got any tips or advice? Or can you suggest a better bride? Must be cheap and cheerful.
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Granted she's not too shabby looking but you've got to see what the mother looks like to see what you're letting yourself in for in a few years, well this is her old dear and this was her reaction when she heard you wanted to knock her daughter up
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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no, she only drinks socially0
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Thai bride?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Amazes me how many typical cornish farming widowers now have young, sexy Philippino or Thai brides. It seems to work but it seems odd nevertheless0
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Remember Mike when you are fucking its better if you are the one doing the fucking rather than the one that is being fucked.
Don't forget to send money for a passport, flight ticket and sick elderly mother“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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The swear filter on here is fucking fucked“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Will I get a receipt so I can send it back if it's the wrong size or broken?0
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Mikey23 wrote:Amazes me how many typical cornish farming widowers now have young, sexy Philippino or Thai brides. It seems to work but it seems odd nevertheless
Well you have to open up the gene pool somehow down there. “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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High Six!Slowmart wrote:Mikey23 wrote:Amazes me how many typical cornish farming widowers now have young, sexy Philippino or Thai brides. It seems to work but it seems odd nevertheless
Well you have to open up the gene pool somehow down there."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
"About Myself: I am intelligent, sexapill, communicativ, not spoiled girl who see the differnce between good and bad and try to be in harmony with other people and the whole world!"
WTF does "sexapill" mean? Is Viagra a must?0 -
southdownswolf wrote:
WTF does "sexapill" mean? Is Viagra a must?
She's obviously heard about GiantMike's lack of ability "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Oi, I resent that comment, I have loads of ability. Well, I won't know for sure until I actually do it, but I bet I'd be great at it.arran77 wrote:southdownswolf wrote:
WTF does "sexapill" mean? Is Viagra a must?
She's obviously heard about GiantMike's lack of ability0 -
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She looks very nice.
Check her teeth though.
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Mikey23 wrote:Amazes me how many typical cornish farming widowers now have young, sexy Philippino or Thai brides. It seems to work but it seems odd nevertheless
In fairness you cant blame em,the state of British women has gone downhill fast.
They are getting as fat as houses.
Although when i see Englishmen with a Thai bride the 1st thing that comes into my head is " Youv'e paid for that"Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.0 -
Just hope there are no links to the Russian maffia or a oil tycoon. If she gets word home she has been mistreated it could mean the end for you.Scott Speedster S20 Roadie for Speed
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n+1 is well and truly on track
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upperoilcan wrote:Mikey23 wrote:Amazes me how many typical cornish farming widowers now have young, sexy Philippino or Thai brides. It seems to work but it seems odd nevertheless
In fairness you cant blame em,the state of British women has gone downhill fast.
They are getting as fat as houses.
Although when i see Englishmen with a Thai bride the 1st thing that comes into my head is " Youv'e paid for that"
You always end up 'paying' for a wife one way or another so you may as well get a fit one "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Years ago I lived in a small remote Welsh town. I was shopping in the local supermarket one Sunday morning and encountered a local farmer probably in his 50s, dressed as you would expect a Welsh farmer to dress and smelling the same. He was accompanied by a lady who I can describe only as an African Goddess: tall, full figured yet slim, maginificent hair and stunning features, dressed in 'tribal clothing'. They were holding hands and she was directing him what to purchase in the fruit and veg aisle. My only explanation for this couple was/is mail order bride although I'm sure there are alterantive explanations.0
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I might just be me, but Thai just doesnt do it for me.Scott Speedster S20 Roadie for Speed
Specialized Hardrock MTB for Lumps
Specialized Langster SS for Ease
Cinelli Mash Bolt Fixed for Pain
n+1 is well and truly on track
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Paulie W wrote:Years ago I lived in a small remote Welsh town. I was shopping in the local supermarket one Sunday morning and encountered a local farmer probably in his 50s, dressed as you would expect a Welsh farmer to dress and smelling the same. He was accompanied by a lady who I can describe only as an African Goddess: tall, full figured yet slim, maginificent hair and stunning features, dressed in 'tribal clothing'. They were holding hands and she was directing him what to purchase in the fruit and veg aisle. My only explanation for this couple was/is mail order bride although I'm sure there are alterantive explanations.
Have you not seen the Kronenbourg adverts with Eric Cantona? Farmers are more in demand than footballers with the opposite sex .0 -
She could have been the ex wife of a recently deposed South African leader we all keep reading emails about, you never know she could have millions trapped in the bank that she needed help transferring to another account.Scott S40 Speedster
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Has she still got your EYE0
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I don't see the problem with mail order brides, if I were a middle aged, balding.........wait a minute :shock: 0
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My missus would definitely kick off... Women can be so unreasonable0
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Mikey23 wrote:My missus would definitely kick off... Women can be so unreasonable
Why don't you get her a mail order Russian groom "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Right. Finally bit the bullet and bought one. I have sent a cheque and she should be despatched in a week or so, once she's had her jabs.
As she's 42 she was quite cheap. £11,482 including shipping and local taxes.
Looks good for 42 (probably all that Beauty training) and has one grey and one blue eye, so she should be easy to find it she goes missing.
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To make her feel at home I have ordered 2 tons of potatoes and a crate of vodka. Any other tips?0 -
In fairness you cant blame em,the state of British women has gone downhill fast.
They are getting as fat as houses.
...and those who aren't are p*ssed on white wine...or psychotic...or both0 -
mm1 wrote:In fairness you cant blame em,the state of British women has gone downhill fast.
They are getting as fat as houses.
...and those who aren't are p*ssed on white wine...or psychotic...or both
I find "fat as butter" to be a slightly less inflamatory description Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
GiantMike wrote:Right. Finally bit the bullet and bought one. I have sent a cheque and she should be despatched in a week or so, once she's had her jabs.
As she's 42 she was quite cheap. £11,482 including shipping and local taxes.
Looks good for 42 (probably all that Beauty training) and has one grey and one blue eye, so she should be easy to find it she goes missing.
Full details here
To make her feel at home I have ordered 2 tons of potatoes and a crate of vodka. Any other tips?
She looks great, and she's got a 21 year old daughter, so play your cards right and you could get very lucky before she robs you of all your worldly goods 0
