You're Fired??

city_boy
city_boy Posts: 1,616
edited January 2014 in The bottom bracket
How the f*ck did Alan Sugar NOT give her a job??? :shock:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/luisa-zissman-bikini-pictures-weight-loss-twitter-controversy_n_4518105.html
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    City Boy wrote:
    How the f*ck did Alan Sugar NOT give her a job??? :shock:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/luisa-zissman-bikini-pictures-weight-loss-twitter-controversy_n_4518105.html
    I'd give her one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Fake headlights though
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stroll on, that's not too shabby is it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Serious Cat
    Serious Cat Posts: 489
    Unfortunately her jubblies aren't real , apart from that she looks terrific in the pics and its just that I really do hate silicone in the boobies.
    This serious internet site..............I serious cat
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
    I think I'd give her a few weeks. Is that long term?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
    I think I'd give her a few weeks. Is that long term?

    I'm married - that's bugger all time
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
    I think I'd give her a few weeks. Is that long term?

    I'm married - that's bugger all time
    Short enough to get away with a quick game of hide the sausage :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Serious Cat
    Serious Cat Posts: 489
    The fake jugs are a big turnoff though, silicone norks feel just horrid compared to the real deals.
    This serious internet site..............I serious cat
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    madasahattersley wrote:
    But more to the point...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... clubs.html

    It just gets better :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    Her stomach?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    Her stomach?

    What is it with you and stomachs, there was that girl on Big Girls that you wanted to lick cream off :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    Her stomach?

    What is it with you and stomachs, there was that girl on Big Girls that you wanted to lick cream off :P
    :lol: Legs bums and stomachs, I'm not that fussy.

    Speaking of legs, have you seen Frankie from the Saturdays lately? Poor girl
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Glad you added bums and legs into that :)

    What's up with said Saturday?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    arran77 wrote:
    Glad you added bums and legs into that :)

    What's up with said Saturday?
    I'll try and find some pictures.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    arran77 wrote:
    madasahattersley wrote:
    But more to the point...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... clubs.html

    It just gets better :twisted:

    :)

    she seems a bit shy
  • Serious Cat
    Serious Cat Posts: 489
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:



    Personality wise she is a pain the arse, id still let her BLOW me away though
    This serious internet site..............I serious cat
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    6ac5287f-2803-4449-802f-063d59cf0b9d_apprentice-luisa-zissman-kissing-girl-topless-naked-jordan-poulton-dating.jpg

    Let's see now:
    - Top body
    - Filthy mind
    - No moral compass
    - Lesbo tendencies
    - Irritating personality so you can happily dump her after you've stretched her orifices

    What's there not to like? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616


    Ice and a 'slice' anyone? 8)
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • goonz
    goonz Posts: 3,106
    Comment deleted... shame on you goonz!
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    seanoconn wrote:
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    For a small fee I can give you my top pulling tips.
    Signed,
    Middlesboro's silver tongued cavalier.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    For a small fee I can give you my top pulling tips.
    Signed,
    Middlesboro's silver tongued cavalier.
    FFS Quasimodo could pull in Middlesborough!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    For a small fee I can give you my top pulling tips.
    Signed,
    Middlesboro's silver tongued cavalier.
    FFS Quasimodo could pull in Middlesborough!

    would he want to?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Serious Cat wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    - Irritating personality so you can happily dump her after you've stretched her orifices

    What's there not to like? :)

    Would you be going in by both the front and back doors then ?
    Any hole's a goal, as the saying goes :)

    Oi, I said that.

    I have been to Boro'. I got mashed in Boro' a few times. You do not need chat up lines in Boro'.
    As long as you have a pulse, you will get laid in Boro'. Stand at a bar and wait. Before long, you'll get this:
    "Ello, fella. U cummin 'ome wi' me or what" It is an order, not a question. The source of the statement of intent, well, that's the lottery: Variety is the spice of life so thay say.

    My good friend called Len* and I exited Umbongo at whatever time it was and met 4 girls trying to bump start their Fraud Fiesta (which was probably nicked) and they didn't have a clue. Muggins got the thing going for them.. the rest, as they say - is history.

    *Name changed for confidentiality reasons and a real Mak 'em not like the converted southern softie silver tongued fraud Stevo 666.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I have been to Boro'. I got mashed in Boro' a few times. You do not need chat up lines in Boro'.
    As long as you have a pulse, you will get laid in Boro'. Stand at a bar and wait.
    I know :wink:

    But for Seano's benefit here's a few top tips. (NSFW audio....) Try these and you'll be knee deep in Womble clunge before you know it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    PS: Pinar, I see the place is still as classy as when you went there Sure it wasn't too posh for you? :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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