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city_boycity_boy Posts: 1,616
edited January 2014 in The bottom bracket
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    City Boy wrote:
    I'd give her one.
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,452
    Fake headlights though
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stroll on, that's not too shabby is it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Unfortunately her jubblies aren't real , apart from that she looks terrific in the pics and its just that I really do hate silicone in the boobies.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,452
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
    I think I'd give her a few weeks. Is that long term?
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,452
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
    I think I'd give her a few weeks. Is that long term?

    I'm married - that's censored all time
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Fake headlights though
    So you'd turn her down would you ? :lol:

    For one night, no...... Longer term - yes
    I think I'd give her a few weeks. Is that long term?

    I'm married - that's censored all time
    Short enough to get away with a quick game of hide the sausage :)
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  • The fake jugs are a big turnoff though, silicone norks feel just horrid compared to the real deals.
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260

    It just gets better :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    Her stomach?
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    Her stomach?

    What is it with you and stomachs, there was that girl on Big Girls that you wanted to lick cream off :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:
    Her stomach?

    What is it with you and stomachs, there was that girl on Big Girls that you wanted to lick cream off :P
    :lol: Legs bums and stomachs, I'm not that fussy.

    Speaking of legs, have you seen Frankie from the Saturdays lately? Poor girl
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Glad you added bums and legs into that :)

    What's up with said Saturday?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    arran77 wrote:
    Glad you added bums and legs into that :)

    What's up with said Saturday?
    I'll try and find some pictures.
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,452
    arran77 wrote:

    It just gets better :twisted:

    :)

    she seems a bit shy
  • arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Not over keen on her personality. She might have to beg a little or offer incentives.

    I've got a feeling that her personality is not the attraction for most :wink:



    Personality wise she is a pain the censored , id still let her BLOW me away though
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
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    Let's see now:
    - Top body
    - Filthy mind
    - No moral compass
    - Lesbo tendencies
    - Irritating personality so you can happily dump her after you've stretched her orifices

    What's there not to like? :)
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  • city_boycity_boy Posts: 1,616


    Ice and a 'slice' anyone? 8)
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    Comment deleted... shame on you goonz!
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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    seanoconn wrote:
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    For a small fee I can give you my top pulling tips.
    Signed,
    Middlesboro's silver tongued cavalier.
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  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,815
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    For a small fee I can give you my top pulling tips.
    Signed,
    Middlesboro's silver tongued cavalier.
    FFS Quasimodo could pull in Middlesborough!
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,452
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Wow! Mills and Boon-esque. You guys certainly have a way with words. If I need any help wooing the ladies I'll know where to come :lol:
    For a small fee I can give you my top pulling tips.
    Signed,
    Middlesboro's silver tongued cavalier.
    FFS Quasimodo could pull in Middlesborough!

    would he want to?
  • pinnopinno Posts: 39,367
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    - Irritating personality so you can happily dump her after you've stretched her orifices

    What's there not to like? :)

    Would you be going in by both the front and back doors then ?
    Any hole's a goal, as the saying goes :)

    Oi, I said that.

    I have been to Boro'. I got mashed in Boro' a few times. You do not need chat up lines in Boro'.
    As long as you have a pulse, you will get laid in Boro'. Stand at a bar and wait. Before long, you'll get this:
    "Ello, fella. U cummin 'ome wi' me or what" It is an order, not a question. The source of the statement of intent, well, that's the lottery: Variety is the spice of life so thay say.

    My good friend called Len* and I exited Umbongo at whatever time it was and met 4 girls trying to bump start their Fraud Fiesta (which was probably nicked) and they didn't have a clue. Muggins got the thing going for them.. the rest, as they say - is history.

    *Name changed for confidentiality reasons and a real Mak 'em not like the converted southern softie silver tongued fraud Stevo 666.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    I have been to Boro'. I got mashed in Boro' a few times. You do not need chat up lines in Boro'.
    As long as you have a pulse, you will get laid in Boro'. Stand at a bar and wait.
    I know :wink:

    But for Seano's benefit here's a few top tips. (NSFW audio....) Try these and you'll be knee deep in Womble clunge before you know it.
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 42,207
    PS: Pinar, I see the place is still as classy as when you went there Sure it wasn't too posh for you? :mrgreen:
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