Psychopathy test

heavymental
heavymental Posts: 2,094
edited December 2013 in The cake stop
Did no one discuss this yet? It's been the 'water cooler' topic at my place of work recently. Mainly centering around the question posed in the programme about whether you would kill a baby if you knew it to be Hitler.

There's a test on the page for you to test just how much of a psycho you are. Some of the stats at the end of the test are quite interesting. Most psychos read the FT by the look of it.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/psychopath-night
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  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    55% the newspaper bits BS. i put times as thats what i get but the mail is a fine read, but FT star and sun as the psycho papers no way.

    indi grauniad and mirror as non psycho papers, no way
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I'm 9% psycho :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    That's good... Isn't it?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    You tell me Mikey :)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • the playing mantis
    the playing mantis Posts: 2,129
    what are u?
  • Maxxypriest
    Maxxypriest Posts: 231
    75% for me! Should I be proud of that or be scared?
  • stoveman
    stoveman Posts: 125
    First time I have done a test like that....76% . :evil:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    30% for me.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Only 64%, disappointed with myself.
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  • Barteos
    Barteos Posts: 657
    Having seen the questions, basically the test shows how much of an insensitive and selfish d**k one is :wink:
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    Barteos wrote:
    Having seen the questions, basically the test shows how much of an insensitive and selfish d**k one is :wink:

    In which case 64% would sound about right.
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    0%

    Based on not being psychopathic enough to do the test.

    or, should that be 100%?


    or, just 100% lazy?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    45% for me.
    In the bit below the score it summed up my view on life as, "Everything in moderation, including moderation", which I think is about right. Move over Rick Chasey :lol:


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    30% for me.

    Is that all :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,698
    82 %
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    82 %

    :shock:

    Mental note (no pun intended) to self, be nice to Sean from now on, he might be 'unstable' :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • mudsucker
    mudsucker Posts: 730
    67% for me. Sounds about right
    Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)

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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    I'm an evil bastard with a penchant for stroking pussies and liking puppies apparently.
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  • BobScarle
    BobScarle Posts: 282
    12%. That's all I got. I'm not sure if I passed or failed. It probably shows that I am an all round good egg. But then again, it might not
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    67%

    The Baby Hitler question was interesting. I think in reality you wouldn't do it. I said I wouldn't do it. He hasn't yet become that man, and if you could go back you could change his entire life path. There's so many points in history that would be more important to stopping Hitler than just his birth.
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  • The Mechanic
    The Mechanic Posts: 1,277
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    67%

    The Baby Hitler question was interesting. I think in reality you wouldn't do it. I said I wouldn't do it. He hasn't yet become that man, and if you could go back you could change his entire life path. There's so many points in history that would be more important to stopping Hitler than just his birth.

    I didn't see a "Baby Hitler" question.
    I have only two things to say to that; Bo***cks
  • heavymental
    heavymental Posts: 2,094
    The baby Hitler question was on the tv programme.
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    The Mechanic wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    67%

    The Baby Hitler question was interesting. I think in reality you wouldn't do it. I said I wouldn't do it. He hasn't yet become that man, and if you could go back you could change his entire life path. There's so many points in history that would be more important to stopping Hitler than just his birth.

    I didn't see a "Baby Hitler" question.

    Basically if you went back in time would you kill the baby that would eventually grow into Adolf Hitler.
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Poor baby aydolf
  • heavymental
    heavymental Posts: 2,094
    I decided I'd just tattoo something ridiculous on his forehead so nobody respected him
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,411
    88%

    i suspect it was not liking to see animals in pain that brought me down, if it had been people, well...
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    18%. There are a lot of scary people on here. I'm off to hide!
    Faster than a tent.......
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I'm sure we will still find you.
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    It seems I'm a bit of a psychopath, 58%
  • heavymental
    heavymental Posts: 2,094
    sungod wrote:
    88%

    i suspect it was not liking to see animals in pain that brought me down, if it had been people, well...

    88%!? Cripes. What is it that you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?

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