Single Mountain Bikers

pinno

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

I dont understand where this "GT is getting married to cooldad" thing from.

You called me GT-Sparrowhead. God. Im so offended i think i might cry. You say youve got the shackles off to let rip on me, then you call me GT-Sparrowhead. :roll:

Wherever stooldad is - there's you. You two must ride tandem, with the saddles off.

I have proved a point though.

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

BTW, my Nan is really wrinkly, she'll only charge you a fiver to stick a crudder maggot in a wrinkle. Half the price of sparrowheads mum and no echo during the short 'action'. £300 per hour if you do the maths.

So you're pimping out your nan? I think we can award you 1 day honorary Crudcatcher membership for that.

That sounds like some serious competition for GT's old dear

I see a turf war coming

gt-arrowhead

pinarello001 wrote:

Wherever stooldad is - there's you. You two must ride tandem, with the saddles off.

I have proved a point though.

Not really, you havent.

So the same people cant post in the same threads?

You seem awfully interested in homosexuality. :shock: Guess that comes with wearing lycra all the time.

pinno

By the sounds of it, anyone who goes with GT's mum needs a label with their name and address on their big toe.
Don't ever let the echo you hear be confused with whale song. I hear her cash register has literally worn out.
My nan is ultra modern. She can take both sets of dentures out and can issue bar codes for each client seen as the rate of crudcatchers going through her doors is 60 per hour, wots you need is technology.

pinno

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Wherever stooldad is - there's you. You two must ride tandem, with the saddles off.

I have proved a point though.

Not really, you havent.

So the same people cant post in the same threads?

Did not imply that - wooooosh over your head.

Getting a bit tired of this Sparrowhead? Not half as tired as your mum.

gt-arrowhead

Then why are you assuming that i "follow" cooldad or that he "follows" me?

welshkev

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Then why are you assuming that i "follow" cooldad or that he "follows" me?

We'll one of you has to give and one has to take

tlw1

welshkev wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Then why are you assuming that i "follow" cooldad or that he "follows" me?

We'll one of you has to give and one has to take

Better to give than receive

gt-arrowhead

matthew h wrote:

welshkev wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Then why are you assuming that i "follow" cooldad or that he "follows" me?

We'll one of you has to give and one has to take

Better to give than receive

Your mum does both

Kowalski675

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

matthew h wrote:

welshkev wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

Then why are you assuming that i "follow" cooldad or that he "follows" me?

We'll one of you has to give and one has to take

Better to give than receive

Your mum does both

His mum's pegged you then?

Sir.Swish

You lucky duck...

miss notax

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

arran77

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

CitizenLee

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

Touché.

Worst thing is, this type of "banter" is finding it's way into every other thread :roll:

pesky_jones

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

gt-arrowhead

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

pesky_jones

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

Yes GT. Coming out with some gooduns recently

arran77

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

Ah, sorry, still doesn't count though.

welshkev

arran77 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

Ah, sorry, still doesn't count though.

Does it count if he lies on his hand til it goes numb and then does it so it feels like someone else is doing it?

Stevo_666

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

Everyone is waiting to see which single females would come onto a thread like this

pinno

welshkev wrote:

arran77 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

Ah, sorry, still doesn't count though.

Does it count if he lies on his hand til it goes numb and then does it so it feels like someone else is doing it?

So it feels like someone with Rigor Mortis is spanking your monkey?!

For added effect, why not put the hand in the fridge too?

City Morgue - You kill 'em, we chill 'em, you poke 'em, we stoke 'em.

welshkev

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

arran77 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

Ah, sorry, still doesn't count though.

Does it count if he lies on his hand til it goes numb and then does it so it feels like someone else is doing it?

So it feels like someone with Rigor Mortis is spanking your monkey?!

For added effect, why not put the hand in the fridge too?

City Morgue - You kill 'em, we chill 'em, you poke 'em, we stoke 'em.

Sounds like you have some experience with that

pinno

welshkev wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

welshkev wrote:

arran77 wrote:

GT-Arrowhead wrote:

arran77 wrote:

miss notax wrote:

Good grief....

And surprisingly you are all on a thread entitled 'Single Mountain Bikers'

I don't think GT can count his right hand as a partner so yes I'd say he is single :P

Its left hand actually.

Ah, sorry, still doesn't count though.

Does it count if he lies on his hand til it goes numb and then does it so it feels like someone else is doing it?

So it feels like someone with Rigor Mortis is spanking your monkey?!

For added effect, why not put the hand in the fridge too?

City Morgue - You kill 'em, we chill 'em, you poke 'em, we stoke 'em.

Sounds like you have some experience with that

Yes, the experience comes from shagging 'wee freeze' presbyterian women - don't do it.

Sir.Swish

That would be like swapping your fleshlight for a cornetto