Single Mountain Bikers

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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Molested?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Your best bet is probably to hang around Cwmcarn car park in that Mrs. Claus outfit :P

    Pics please so I can pass comment :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    Excellent :lol:
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:

    Your best bet is probably to hang around Cwmcarn car park in that Mrs. Claus outfit :P

    Pics please so I can pass comment :wink:


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  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    miss notax wrote:
    *sigh*

    Don't get me started on this... It's equally tricky (if not MORE difficult) as a single girlie who is already into mountain biking. I like bikes. I have lots of them. I work in the cycle industry. It's fair to say that my world is a teeny bit bike-obsessed :oops:

    The BIGGEST problem is that 99% of the blokes I talk to who say MTBing is a hobby REALLY mean that they have something that looks like a mountain bike and they ride it to the pub once a year. This is not my idea of mountain biking :?

    Oh, and I would prefer someone who is a better rider than me and that can keep up :D

    Any takers? No, thought not :lol::lol:

    Well Ms Notax I live in Whistler so maybe too much of a distance to make it work?!
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,435
    arran77 wrote:
    mpatts wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Women want a man who is good looking, witty and intelligent so with three strikes against you, you're out.
    woman want money
    Some have their own.
    http://www.oldslapperdating.co.uk

    :wink:

    Thanks for that Arran, lonely no more.

    IME, when I used to put out this ad, I didn't get many responses:

    Wanted: Good woman for fun and games in the afternoon. Must own a bike.
    Must be able to ride a bike, fix punctures, mend buckles and clean them.
    Please send photo of bike.
    Reply Box No. 242
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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    mpatts wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Women want a man who is good looking, witty and intelligent so with three strikes against you, you're out.
    woman want money
    Some have their own.
    http://www.oldslapperdating.co.uk

    :wink:

    Thanks for that Arran, lonely no more.

    IME, when I used to put out this ad, I didn't get many responses:

    Wanted: Good woman for fun and games in the afternoon. Must own a bike.
    Must be able to ride a bike, fix punctures, mend buckles and clean them.
    Please send photo of bike.
    Reply Box No. 242

    I imagine that they were rather confused by a roadie saying that he wanted a woman... :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,435
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    mpatts wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Women want a man who is good looking, witty and intelligent so with three strikes against you, you're out.
    woman want money
    Some have their own.
    http://www.oldslapperdating.co.uk

    :wink:

    Thanks for that Arran, lonely no more.

    IME, when I used to put out this ad, I didn't get many responses:

    Wanted: Good woman for fun and games in the afternoon. Must own a bike.
    Must be able to ride a bike, fix punctures, mend buckles and clean them.
    Please send photo of bike.
    Reply Box No. 242

    I imagine that they were rather confused by a roadie saying that he wanted a woman... :lol:

    B1tch.

    Stick this in yer pipe:

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    ..and happy new year to you too, you miserable fecker.
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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    Touched a nerve? :lol:
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    Touched a nerve? :lol:
    He'd rather you touched his obvious.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    His obvious is not very obvious...
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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    cooldad wrote:
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    Touched a nerve? :lol:
    He'd rather you touched his obvious.


    Well then, as Harry Callahan would say - he's s**t out of luck. :lol:
  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    His obvious is not very obvious...

    Even in roadie lycra? :shock:
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Kowalski675 wrote:
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    His obvious is not very obvious...

    Even in roadie lycra? :shock:
    More of a cameltoe really.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    :lol:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,435
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    pinarello001 wrote:
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    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?
    I don't do smileys.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,435
    cooldad wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
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    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?

    No, I was up all night looking at your parktool weblink on how to spot a bicycle. Park+Tool=Clapham Common Wanderer.
    Must be on your mind - thinking of going 'motel'? Give GT Arrowhead a bell, you'll make a great couple.
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  • Kowalski675
    Kowalski675 Posts: 4,412
    pinarello001 wrote:
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    If you can't take it then don't give it. I'm sure your boyfriends have told you that often enough...
  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    pinarello001 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
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    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?

    No, I was up all night looking at your parktool weblink on how to spot a bicycle. Park+Tool=Clapham Common Wanderer.
    Must be on your mind - thinking of going 'motel'? Give GT Arrowhead a bell, you'll make a great couple.

    What the hell are you on about? :?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    smiley-face-yawning.gif

    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?

    No, I was up all night looking at your parktool weblink on how to spot a bicycle. Park+Tool=Clapham Common Wanderer.
    Must be on your mind - thinking of going 'motel'? Give GT Arrowhead a bell, you'll make a great couple.

    What the hell are you on about? :?

    Being a roadie, probably the drugs dissolving his brain cells.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    smiley-face-yawning.gif

    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?

    No, I was up all night looking at your parktool weblink on how to spot a bicycle. Park+Tool=Clapham Common Wanderer.
    Must be on your mind - thinking of going 'motel'? Give GT Arrowhead a bell, you'll make a great couple.

    What the hell are you on about? :?

    I think he's suggesting you're a mincer :wink:

    I guess between you and your Mum that would cover all 'tastes' :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    arran77 wrote:
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    smiley-face-yawning.gif

    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?

    No, I was up all night looking at your parktool weblink on how to spot a bicycle. Park+Tool=Clapham Common Wanderer.
    Must be on your mind - thinking of going 'motel'? Give GT Arrowhead a bell, you'll make a great couple.

    What the hell are you on about? :?

    I think he's suggesting you're a mincer :wink:

    I guess between you and your Mum that would cover all 'tastes' :P

    But I thought his mum was a post op tranny, what about real women? ;)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    welshkev wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    smiley-face-yawning.gif

    You look tired.

    Long night cottaging?

    No, I was up all night looking at your parktool weblink on how to spot a bicycle. Park+Tool=Clapham Common Wanderer.
    Must be on your mind - thinking of going 'motel'? Give GT Arrowhead a bell, you'll make a great couple.

    What the hell are you on about? :?

    I think he's suggesting you're a mincer :wink:

    I guess between you and your Mum that would cover all 'tastes' :P

    But I thought his mum was a post op tranny, what about real women? ;)

    His Nan?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,707
    Yay, my wish has been granted and it's in the Crudcatcher. :P
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Yay, my wish has been granted and it's in the Crudcatcher. :P

    I think it was something to do with me and welshkev suggesting he whores himself out as well as his Mum, maybe his Nan too :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,707
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Yay, my wish has been granted and it's in the Crudcatcher. :P

    I think it was something to do with me and welshkev suggesting he whores himself out as well as his Mum, maybe his Nan too :lol:
    And it's now open season on Pinarello. Form an orderly queue :mrgreen:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,435
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Yay, my wish has been granted and it's in the Crudcatcher. :P

    I think it was something to do with me and welshkev suggesting he whores himself out as well as his Mum, maybe his Nan too :lol:
    And it's now open season on Pinarello. Form an orderly queue :mrgreen:

    You mean I am not shackled and can let rip on stooldad, GT Sparrowhead,. I hear they are getting married.

    They will maintain the crudders incestruous relationships.

    BTW, my Nan is really wrinkly, she'll only charge you a fiver to stick a crudder maggot in a wrinkle. Half the price of sparrowheads mum and no echo during the short 'action'. £300 per hour if you do the maths.
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  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    edited January 2014
    I dont understand where this "GT is getting married to cooldad" thing is coming from.

    You called me GT-Sparrowhead. God. Im so offended i think i might cry. You say youve got the shackles off to let rip on me, then you call me GT-Sparrowhead. :roll:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,707
    pinarello001 wrote:
    BTW, my Nan is really wrinkly, she'll only charge you a fiver to stick a crudder maggot in a wrinkle. Half the price of sparrowheads mum and no echo during the short 'action'. £300 per hour if you do the maths.

    So you're pimping out your nan? I think we can award you 1 day honorary Crudcatcher membership for that.
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