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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Back to a 4 horse race?

    Spurs and Man U are out of it now, just have to hope that Manure also miss out on the Europa.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    That Brenton Rodgers parody account is worth a follow on twitter.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    Man Sh!tty really should win now but there are so many title defining matches coming up. By far the best title race that I can remember.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    nathancom wrote:
    Man Sh!tty really should win now but there are so many title defining matches coming up. By far the best title race that I can remember.
    +1

    I reckon the last day of the season could be a real belter (at both ends of the league).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    God, I really wish I could see Alex The Red Nose W*nker's face right now.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    johnfinch wrote:
    God, I really wish I could see Alex The Red Nose W*nker's face right now.
    Apparently he was seen leaving the directors box at the Theatre of Losers this afternoon looking distinctly p1ssed off. MOTD might show it (on shortly).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Surely there is no reason to panic. After all he is..


    david-moyes-manchester-united_1.jpg
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    I prefer this one (courtesy of the Liverpool fans):

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtYqHzrHciQPqNRhXYbd8OdkoCOzvk82_xuk3WPvekQRKjmh60vA
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    God, I really wish I could see Alex The Red Nose W*nker's face right now.
    Apparently he was seen leaving the directors box at the Theatre of Losers this afternoon looking distinctly p1ssed off. MOTD might show it (on shortly).

    Saw him looking dejected. That'll do.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I prefer this one (courtesy of the Liverpool fans):

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRtYqHzrHciQPqNRhXYbd8OdkoCOzvk82_xuk3WPvekQRKjmh60vA

    :lol:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    johnfinch wrote:
    God, I really wish I could see Alex The Red Nose W*nker's face right now.
    :D

    Nice signature!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    God, I really wish I could see Alex The Red Nose W*nker's face right now.
    :D

    Nice signature!
    Well he does have a shiny red nose - and a face like thunder last might. Priceless.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,587
    I enjoyed Sturridge's dive, that's how to do it convincingly - no swallow dive or rolling around afterwards. That said, United committed at least two other penalty offences that they got away with, would have been funny to see them concede 5 penalties in a game. I guess it's a problem when you have fast, attacking players running at a geriatric defender.
  • motogull
    motogull Posts: 325
    As username implies, I'm not a fan of a top flight club but I love watching Arsenal. Liverpool looked superb yesterday too.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    johnfinch wrote:
    God, I really wish I could see Alex The Red Nose W*nker's face right now.
    :D

    Nice signature!

    Thanks, I spent seconds thinking it up. :lol::lol::lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    B****cks, Manure won. Hope Chelski get to play them next.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    B****cks, Manure won. Hope Chelski get to play them next.

    Have no fear, there are far better squads left in the competition.

    Real Madrid and Bayern Munich look strong. I hope BM win as it will be another scalp for the brilliant and much missed Guardiola. Barca are in disarray loosing recently to Valadolid and Valencia, pity. Some rough times ahead I feel and Messi is unhappy.

    Yep, a Chelski/MU fixture would be quality. Moyes couldn't handle the JM's mind games.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    B****cks, Manure won. Hope Chelski get to play them next.

    Don't worry, it'll keep St. David in the job a bit longer.
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    B****cks, Manure won. Hope Chelski get to play them next.

    Don't worry, it'll keep St. David in the job a bit longer.
    Yeah that is what I was hoping. As long as he gets the chance to waste Scum's war chest on some further inspired purchases then he really could do a Souness on ManU.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    When Moyes gets booted out, I really hope Iain Dowie gets the job.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    B****cks, Manure won. Hope Chelski get to play them next.

    Don't worry, it'll keep St. David in the job a bit longer.
    Actually that's a good point. Every cloud has a silver lining.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    pinarello001 wrote:
    When Moyes gets booted out, I really hope Iain Dowie gets the job.
    I think Big Sam deserves a shot at a top club. He could buy Kevin Davies to join Scholes and Giggs since you never win anything with kids.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    nathancom wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    When Moyes gets booted out, I really hope Iain Dowie gets the job.
    I think Big Sam deserves a shot at a top club. He could buy Kevin Davies to join Scholes and Giggs since you never win anything with kids.

    No, no, no. Not Big Fat Sam. Took Bolton from the bottom half of the First Division, took us up to the PL and then into Europe for the first time in our history on a budget of 50p and a pile of pies to lure Mario Jardel.

    Took West Ham from the First Division and is re-establishing them as a top flight club.

    I would hate to see what he could do with Manchester United. If they really want an ex-Bolton manager, I recommend Owen Coyle.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    If not Iain Dowie or Owen Coyle, Roy Keane ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    They need someone with a bit more 'flair' and a dictatorial streak a la Fergie - Di Canio might fit in well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    I think Roy Keane is the best suggestion so far. He would probably impale Shrek on a corner flag.
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    Roy Hodgson will be available in the summer after England get booted out of the world cup. Just imagine, they were laughing at Liverpool for having Hodgson as manager and then they get him :lol:
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    They've got Bayern - they are gonna get marmalised.

    Oh - hello. Newbie here.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,488
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    They've got Bayern - they are gonna get marmalised.

    Oh - hello. Newbie here.

    Hello Newbie.

    I hope you know the rules of BB.

    There are 5 things you need to know:
    !. Crudders (mountainbikers) are tw4ts. They are bearable tw4ts with their flappity shorts, hairy legs and an allergy to lycra. They say things like 'gnarly', 'racks' (Noorks), say 'dude' and 'meh' a lot. We sort of put up with them.
    2. Communters (commuters). They whine more than 'Thewaylanders' front wheel bearings and they complain more than Mary Whitehouse's fan club. There is nothing wrong with cummuting, commuting is a verb, communting is a mentality. We love winding them up but be careful of the gestapo.
    3. If anything goes wrong, blame Wiggle.
    4. In Bottom Bracket, you have to learn to speak pure bollox.
    5. Fixie = crime
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Hi Pinarello, good to meet you. Many thanks for the rundown on the rules - good to know before I go heading in anywhere I shouldn't!

    I'll keep a low profile until I know the score so if you see me lurking then you know why.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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