The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...
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Through careful planning I have conspired to get to the pub for a sneaky half after work. It's not just sheer dumb luck that the Mrs has cancelled her night out.0
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Nothing wrong with preparing properly for a boring night in. Which is what I will have as the in-laws are over from the US for the weekend. I may try to sneak on here if they crash out early with jet lag (fingers crossed)."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Bring the in-laws on here with you Stevo, might liven up the evening for the rest of us
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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"Well gee, what's this bike thing you're talkin' about Stevo?"arran77 wrote:Bring the in-laws on here with you Stevo, might liven up the evening for the rest of us
Apparently they got caught out by an an ice storm in the US a few weeks back - ythe storm passed but roads were icy as hell. They were 8 miles from home and spent 13 hours driving home. I asked them why the fark they didn't walk as it would have been about 10 hours quicker. Total fekwits "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
"Well gee, what's this bike thing you're talkin' about Stevo?"arran77 wrote:Bring the in-laws on here with you Stevo, might liven up the evening for the rest of us
Apparently they got caught out by an an ice storm in the US a few weeks back - ythe storm passed but roads were icy as hell. They were 8 miles from home and spent 13 hours driving home. I asked them why the fark they didn't walk as it would have been about 10 hours quicker. Total fekwits
Yanks and walking do not go well together.
Having said that neither does yanks and common sense
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Afternoon Sean vvvvv
You in or out tonight "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Stevo's Missus, tired of her husband's chubby downhill lethargy, goes on the hunt for a snaked hipped Adonis with some stamina.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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seanoconn wrote:Stevo's Missus, tired of her husband's chubby downhill lethargy, goes on the hunt for a snaked hipped Adonis with some stamina.
What, you're helping her look for said Adonis are you?"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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seanoconn wrote:
I'll be in and out a few times. Fourth night in a row, I'm f**king knackered!arran77 wrote:
Afternoon Sean vvvvv
You in or out tonight
Remember these things are a marathon not a sprint "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I think this was meant for the caption comp?seanoconn wrote:Stevo's Missus, tired of her husband's chubby downhill lethargy, goes on the hunt for a snaked hipped Adonis with some stamina.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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I think I missed Friday... Must have slept through it0
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Aww, missed the Saturday night, Friday night revival as well. Was watching Sagan get stuffed and then 37 days... What brilliant drama0
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Oh well, perhaps we should resurrect Saturday on Sunday night and Sunday night on Monday night and... pretty soon it will be the Friday Hindsight Night we are not squares thread.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I'm taking tonight off - too low interest :twisted:0
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florerider wrote:I'm taking tonight off - too low interest :twisted:
What, did you buy yourself a batsuit?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Got half a bottle of red in the fridge and proteas v Aussies T20 on the box... Heaven0
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Mikey23 wrote:Got half a bottle of red in the fridge and proteas v Aussies T20 on the box... Heaven
I'm no drinker Mikey but why is the red in the fridge :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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pinarello001 wrote:
What the feck sort of a night in is Mikey planning :shock:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:
What the feck sort of a night in is Mikey planning :shock:
Keep up sean banger. It went like this:
Mikey likes riding bikes.
Mikey has done a lot of riding bikes.
Mikey went out on his bike one day.
Mikey had an accident.
Mikey crashed into an under a steamroller but don't worry - the steamroller was undamaged.
Mikey went to hospital.
Mikey had lots of plates and bolts put in him to stick him back together (pioneering work for 1923).
Mikey spent months off the scaffolding and single handedly posted more on BR than anyone else in that period of time whilst seeking solace and comfort from other cyclists - I think there were pics and x-rays and stuff like that too.
Mikey has since developed deep feelings for bike radar's bottom bracket. It is a bit like the kidnapper/kidnapped psychological inverted love conundrum thingy.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
So basically you're saying that Mikey's a tad clumsy and we've corrupted him."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Pretty much sorted then...
Mikey is almost entirely responsible for the complete destruction of the previously thriving BB community. He has done this by being 'nice', therefore causing many members to give up in despair/emigrate/ take up new identities/ get banned/ moderate their language etc etc0 -
You're very perceptive Mikey. And what place does 'being nice' have in BB?Mikey23 wrote:Pretty much sorted then...
Mikey is almost entirely responsible for the complete destruction of the previously thriving BB community. He has done this by being 'nice', therefore causing many members to give up in despair/emigrate/ take up new identities/ get banned/ moderate their language etc etc "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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You're very perceptive Mikey. And what place does 'being nice' have in BB?Mikey23 wrote:Pretty much sorted then...
Mikey is almost entirely responsible for the complete destruction of the previously thriving BB community. He has done this by being 'nice', therefore causing many members to give up in despair/emigrate/ take up new identities/ get banned/ moderate their language etc etc
The views of a raving demonstrative tory whipping boy and worst a crudder. Me thinks he's staggered back from the pub and is all full of it. The drink talks. I hope Tony Ben's ghost haunts you for the next 50 years.
It was quite pleasant and often philosophical before you frequented this part of the forum.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Mikey has Stockholm Syndrome? That's news, but I think I'd heard mention of an accident.0
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I haven't been down the boozer this evening for change - that was last nightpinarello001 wrote:The views of a raving demonstrative tory whipping boy and worst a crudder. Me thinks he's staggered back from the pub and is all full of it. The drink talks. I hope Tony Ben's ghost haunts you for the next 50 years.
It was quite pleasant and often philosophical before you frequented this part of the forum.
It's been quite a week - Bob Crow and Tony Benn. Typical socialists I suppose - one out, all out I only need Ken Livingstone or Arthur Scargill to croak now and I'll be on a hat trick. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
I haven't been down the boozer this evening for change - that was last nightpinarello001 wrote:The views of a raving demonstrative tory whipping boy and worst a crudder. Me thinks he's staggered back from the pub and is all full of it. The drink talks. I hope Tony Ben's ghost haunts you for the next 50 years.
It was quite pleasant and often philosophical before you frequented this part of the forum.
It's been quite a week - Bob Crow and Tony Benn. Typical socialists I suppose - one out, all out I only need Ken Livingstone or Arthur Scargill to croak now and I'll be on a hat trick.
Very true "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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