The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    So what do you do for a living awavey?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Smoking crack and drinking cheap vodka. Thinking of cleaning my chain and fixing another puncture.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Yay it's Hoppy! How you doing fella?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Ahm reet enough. Mrs H3 in a mood for the 74th time this week, probably the crack fumes and the crunching of broken Morrinnov and Glens bottles. About to turn in. Early start with mini. Take care ye bam pots. Stop all the lacerations and the poisonings.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    edited March 2020
    Ah see you ya raj bam. Since when did them effete southerners adopt the Glesca patois?

    Edit: mind you, raj or radge may in fact be more Embra. Lived in both cities back in the day.
  • awavey
    awavey Posts: 2,368
    pinno said:

    So what do you do for a living awavey?

    IT consultant :)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    orraloon said:

    Ah see you ya raj bam. Since when did them effete southerners adopt the Glesca patois?

    Edit: mind you, raj or radge may in fact be more Embra. Lived in both cities back in the day.

    There's a bit of Jock in Hoppy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    pinno said:


    There's a bit of Jock in Hoppy.

    Oo er missus 😳
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,491
    The late, great Phil Lynott - "Is there anybody here with any Irish in them? Is there any of the girls who'ld like a little more Irish in them?"
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    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    I got this, but it did it anyway?!:

    { "Code": 422, "Exception": "type is required.", "Class": "Garden\\Schema\\ValidationException" }

    Strange times indeed.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Strange times indeed. Enforced sitting at home. Very little crack to be had. Everyone know freebase smoke kills everything in its path. Why is it not on prescription?

    Instead, gawping at Sofia Vergara while pretending to laugh at Modern Family. Such is life.

    Enjoy your weekend folks.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    I can see this thread becoming a daily feature for the next few months.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    I had to Google this Sofia Vergara.

    We're trying to work out how we can be semi-isolated for 12 weeks. It boils down to the procurement of milk, bread and meds.
    Silly medical centre:
    A. Did not double up my prescription - I get a months supply and
    B. Missed an essential item. Which means I had to go back to them and then at some point, go back and stand in a (1 metre apart) queue to pick up the replacement.

    F*ckers, silly f*ckers.
    G.i.l is 83 and in cloud cuckoo land as far as this virus is concerned. At this rate, she's going to be in trouble.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    I went to a pub, half price beer. Whoops.
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,491
    Pubs shut tonight. Guess what people will be panic buying tomorrow.
    I'm smug.
    For now......hic.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    edited March 2020
    Maybe pubs should become take aways. Pour your beer into an n pint container, there you go... Actually one of my locals has been on that earlier this week.

    Sh1t times for pubs or any businesses that rely on footfall. F knows what world we emerge into when this boxxox disperses.

    Edit. Oh look, in these times BR want to play on the 'U' certificate level. W@nkers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    I can't think for a moment what sort of container fits 1 pint.

    Will they be forced to reduce frequency of eye clinic appts. 'Loon?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    Dunno on the clinics. The treatment regime would say carry on per schedule.

    Hospital today was much quieter than usual for a weekday, so poss they are changing regimes depending on severity, urgency. This is JohnRadcliffe Oxford, 'kin A1 NHS hospital. Kudos to them.

    F only knows.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    orraloon said:

    Dunno on the clinics. The treatment regime would say carry on per schedule.

    Hospital today was much quieter than usual for a weekday, so poss they are changing regimes depending on severity, urgency. This is JohnRadcliffe Oxford, 'kin A1 NHS hospital. Kudos to them.

    F only knows.

    I attended the Oxford Nuffield for my two stage hip revision. 'Kin A1 hospital too! 'Kin A1 job.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    edited March 2020
    orraloon said:

    Maybe pubs should become take aways. Pour your beer into an n pint container, there you go... Actually one of my locals has been on that earlier this week.

    I thought a lot of pubs let you do this anyway? Bring your own plastic 5L container and you can carry on the party at home. Guess it depends on their licence, or maybe it's just around here.

    The locusts looked like they'd been at the alcohol aisle in Aldi when I popped in on the way home. I thought it was just because it was the only bit untouched until now but I guess they heard the news before I did and rushed out to stock up :worried:
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,491
    The next health problem.
    Drinking at home has no last orders and no measures to stick to.
    Anyway, planning to get out for what may be the last cycle if we follow France.
    Good night! 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    pblakeney said:


    Anyway, planning to get out for what may be the last cycle if we follow France.

    Luckily i live in the sticks and I will be out cycling unless martial law is imposed under Herr Boris.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,491
    edited March 2020
    pinno said:

    pblakeney said:


    Anyway, planning to get out for what may be the last cycle if we follow France.

    Luckily i live in the sticks and I will be out cycling unless martial law is imposed under Herr Boris.

    Kind of has been in France and Spain.
    Requires that there are actually police around though. 😉

    *It has been decreed that yesterday's pedal was not the bonus I thought it was. It was a substitution for us going for a walk today. Pedal tomorrow...
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Ho hum...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    pinno said:

    Ho hum...

    Hear the gat come boom?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    hopkinb said:

    pinno said:

    Ho hum...

    Hear the gat come boom?
    Princess Anne been on the curry?
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Mrs H³ cackling on a zoom pub thing with her chums. I'm waiting for my sweet cousin to turn up.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    'sweet cousin'?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    She ain't turning up.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    But, but, but - what about the state sponsored curfew/social distancing etcetera?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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