The return of...Caption Competition

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Mr Smith wondered why his Mrs asked him to transport Cecil the Lion's image towards a bunch of well armed dentists and lawyers.....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Joe became fed up of being knocked off his bike and being told, sorry mate I didn't see you so he enlarged his visibility.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    "I go find Banksy. He paint me picture. Me sell it for millions. Me then go live in England."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Stevo studies the balance sheet whilst commuting to work.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    And the winner with a bit of lateral thinking humour is Bassman with:
    he couldn't wait to get his picture of a black guy with his arms outstretched back home so decided to put it on the back of his scooter

    Over to you CB.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Why are we.... Oh I won!

    Give me a minute
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Here you go, winner Monday

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    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Matth's plan to get into a vat of real ale takes shape.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Stevo tries to get to see Chelsea play for free but gets the height calculation wrong.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Cyclist gets arrested after looking over the Nunnery wall.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    The scaffolders down hilling world championship hit a problem when they tried to get the entrants into a van.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Trek unveil their latest effort to stop Seano pinching girls' bottoms on sportives.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Steve says his new bike is great for climbing.
    "Great minds think a bike"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Finchy's political high horse finally spotted.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Ryder Hesjedal reaches a new career high.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I know I said Monday but I'll give it until tonight before judging you all..... and then i'll decided who's caption was the best!
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Pinno takes getting his leg over to new heights.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Stevo's ankles escape the Hound
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    seantheconn tries to put himself above the rest.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Bottom Bracketeers use their specially adapted bike to search for Chris Bass in the hope he will put us out of our misery after the standard of entries falls to an all time low.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    seantheconn tries to put himself above the rest.

    I guess this will have to do, you're up pinno
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    seantheconn tries to put himself above the rest.

    I guess this will have to do, you're up pinno
    Ok the standard was poor but really!? ^^
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Yay...

    Oh dear, now to find a pic...

    (£2.00 luncheon voucher in the post CB).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Winner picked when the pickings get slim:

    election-funny-photos.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Dave realises the teachers are right that it's not easy educating thick chavs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    I may be boring but at least I'm not ginger...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    School girl gives up telling Dave that his sums don't add up
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Chantelle reacts badly when David tells her Chelsea couldn't afford John Stones and have just signed a defender called Jellybodgejob instead.
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Primary school kid realises how much debt she'll owe by the time she leaves school.......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    They spent how much on a Belgian ginge?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]