Surviving a Zombie apocalypse?
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I left you guys to fight the zombies on your own, back on page 1 because there was no sex. Just checking back to see if there is any shagging on offer to tempt me back into the fray. The barrel on Sean's ship doesn't count.0
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Fight or die Bally. Permission to impale your corpse on the mast, to ward off Somali pirates?Ballysmate wrote:I left you guys to fight the zombies on your own, back on page 1 because there was no sex. Just checking back to see if there is any shagging on offer to tempt me back into the fray. The barrel on Sean's ship doesn't count.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
When is the Zombie attack planned for? I might take a week's holiday in Blackpool and miss the whole thing. I don't think Zombies would go to Blackpool.0
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i went to blackpool once i dont thnik zombies would go there either. i missed a barney nine darter cos i had to have a dump. true story.0
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seanoconn wrote:
83.2% survival prospect 8)FocusZing wrote:Can you survive the zombie apocalypse?
If you see any zombies starting to attack just run, don't try and complete the test to see if you will survive, it takes a while.
79.8% - we should team up!We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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So you can kill me and take my supplies? I don't think so!ddraver wrote:seanoconn wrote:
83.2% survival prospect 8)FocusZing wrote:Can you survive the zombie apocalypse?
If you see any zombies starting to attack just run, don't try and complete the test to see if you will survive, it takes a while.
79.8% - we should team up!
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:Needs a little modification and Zombie proofing
Having seen Sean's handiwork, I have tracked him down on t'internet.
And here he is commuting.
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If this apocalypse happens Sean it would be best to leave the sprawling metropolis of croybeldon and move out to your sisters place in the burbs as if she lives near me she is clearly considerably richer than you
:P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Ballysmate wrote:seanoconn wrote:Needs a little modification and Zombie proofing
Having seen Sean's handiwork, I have tracked him down on t'internet.
And here he is commuting.
I'll get you Penelope Pitstop!Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
If I sold my London hovel and moved to Shitsville, I'd be able to afford a palace like you arranarran77 wrote:If this apocalypse happens Sean it would be best to leave the sprawling metropolis of croybeldon and move out to your sisters place in the burbs as if she lives near me she is clearly considerably richer than you
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My sister's in Alton and yes, she is considerably richer than me, in theory, but she p!sses it up the wall Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
If you do decide to move out for some of the 'good life' you'll need to ditch the Superdry stuff, it's a bit more Barbour jackets and Hunter wellies round here (neither of which I own btw ). "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Check shirts with jumpers and colourful trousers? I think I'll give it a missarran77 wrote:If you do decide to move out for some of the 'good life' you'll need to ditch the Superdry stuff, it's a bit more Barbour jackets and Hunter wellies round here (neither of which I own btw ). Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
When the machines attack it will make the zombies seem like irritating bug type things.
You couldn't pacify a killing machine with a nice cup of tea, they will not stop, they cannot be reasoned with. We will not stop the futile heinous wanton destruction.
We are doomed, DOOMED, I tell thee!0 -
Just take the batteries out. Job done.0
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Nothing wrong with Barbours, they repel zombie bites fantastically !Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
I got a 75% survival chance. I think medical knowledge is what is holding me back. Shame.
My friend and I have our plan, we know exactly what to do. We are sad. I know.0 -
You don't get a 75% + survival rate without killing other survivors and taking what they've got. That's my plan tooMountainMonster wrote:I got a 75% survival chance. I think medical knowledge is what is holding me back. Shame.
My friend and I have our plan, we know exactly what to do. We are sad. I know. Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Very nice. Remember to introduce yourself when it all hits the fan, that way I can shoot first.0
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Haynes know about the impending apocalypse.0 -
Watching 'World War Z' at the moment, when did the bu66ers start to run so fast !?!Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
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The shuffling zomboids in the old films were a bit comical so they went with fast ones in films like Dawn of the Dead remake and 28 Days to try and scare people. Now it's fashionable to have fast zombies.MattC59 wrote:Watching 'World War Z' at the moment, when did the bu66ers start to run so fast !?!"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Well, at least I don't have to shave.0
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Is this thread being revived on the off chance that Labour might win?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Five to ten (labour) at the moment I'd say it's time to start conforming comrade.0
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No quite. Tax planning initiatives on standby before anyone can spring a budget but doubt I will need to use them.FocusZing wrote:Five to ten (labour) at the moment I'd say it's time to start conforming comrade."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Jesus! Don't scare me like that! I thought it had started.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
