Surviving a Zombie apocalypse?

arran77

FocusZing wrote:

V-Tech's safe then, maybe if we're nice to him he'll find room for us

ballysmate

Arran aka Roger the Cabin Boy.

arran77

Ballysmate wrote:

Arran aka Roger the Cabin Boy.

That's an urban myth, it's Tom the Cabin Boy :P

But if we're sticking to the urban myths I'm more of a Master Bates

ballysmate

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Arran aka Roger the Cabin Boy.

That's an urban myth, it's Tom the Cabin Boy :P

But if we're sticking to the urban myths I'm more of a Master Bates

Beware of Seaman Staines then.

arran77

Ballysmate wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Arran aka Roger the Cabin Boy.

That's an urban myth, it's Tom the Cabin Boy :P

But if we're sticking to the urban myths I'm more of a Master Bates

Beware of Seaman Staines then.

Well and Pugwash for that matter :shock:

ballysmate

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Arran aka Roger the Cabin Boy.

That's an urban myth, it's Tom the Cabin Boy :P

But if we're sticking to the urban myths I'm more of a Master Bates

Beware of Seaman Staines then.

Well and Pugwash for that matter :shock:

Never mind Arran, you would soon get your turn in the barrel. :shock: :shock:

FocusZing

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

If I were a Zombie, i'd eat Wombles.(literally).

:oops:

I think you'd be safe from the brain eating Zombies hollow head.

ballysmate

FocusZing wrote:

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

Join the Navy!
Rum, bum and baccy!

seanoconn

FocusZing wrote:

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

Don't give up FZ, the floating fortress is a great idea, as long as the hull is impossible to climb by submerged Zombies.

A cricket bat to the head will put a stop to any sexual innuendo.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

Don't give up FZ, the floating fortress is a great idea, as long as the hull is impossible to climb by submerged Zombies.

A cricket bat to the head will put a stop to any sexual innuendo.

:shock:

seanoconn

arran77 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

Don't give up FZ, the floating fortress is a great idea, as long as the hull is impossible to climb by submerged Zombies.

A cricket bat to the head will put a stop to any sexual innuendo.

:shock:

It's for for the best arran.

ballysmate

Ballysmate wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

Join the Navy!
Rum, bum and baccy!

A warning to all you who want to join Sean on his floating fortress, he doesn't drink nor smoke. :shock: :shock:

seanoconn

Ballysmate wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Christ! I think I will let the zombies get me, rather than step aboard the sexual innuendo boat.

Join the Navy!
Rum, bum and baccy!

A warning to all you who want to join Sean on his floating fortress, he doesn't drink nor smoke. :shock: :shock:

Just because I won't take my turn in the barrel, doesn't mean I don't drink

seanoconn

Needs a little modification and Zombie proofing

ballysmate

Some die hard cyclists would rather suffer at the hands of the zombies than ride such a bike. Not me though, I'm not proud.
Hope you don't get chased up hill though.

pinno

seanoconn wrote:

Needs a little modification and Zombie proofing

That is a proper cummunter machine.

the playing mantis

stwangely i read somewhere the other day that appawently zombies would only live for a few hours, as they are undead and there hearts arnt beating, vital functions couldnt be maintained, so heawing, seeing,etc would cease once ...oh fuck it i cant be arsed with continuing this post now with all the pugwash jokes used up. that said, there were episodes entitled: 'caught in the act' 'a shot across the bows' and 'sticky moments'.

thegreatdivide

The Zombie Survival Guide (well worth a read) recommends a bike (MTB preferred) or a horse as the best mode of transport should it all kick off with the shuffling hordes.

The best weapons are a machete, samurai sword, WW1 Trench spike (probably only available if you live next to the Imperial War Museum) and the gun of choice is the M1 Carbine.

seanoconn

thegreatdivide wrote:

The Zombie Survival Guide (well worth a read) recommends a bike (MTB preferred) or a horse as the best mode of transport should it all kick off with the shuffling hordes.

The best weapons are a machete, samurai sword, WW1 Trench spike (probably only available if you live next to the Imperial War Museum) and the gun of choice is the M1 Carbine.

Nice one

I'm liking the MTB option. Never needing petrol and avoiding getting chomped on while visiting a petrol station restroom, is a big plus. Horses would be able to bash through a crowd of Zombies but could quite easily get spooked and throw the rider.

An extra sharp, Hattori Hanzo samurai sword, now we're talking!



That's evil!

Right, I'm off to the War Museum, laters

thegreatdivide

Interestingly in Max Brooks’ follow up to the guide 'World War Z' (a trillion times better than the film) the UK comes off quite well compared to the rest of the world. We know how handle the moaners.

And FYI – Zombies can’t run!

FocusZing

thegreatdivide wrote:

Interestingly in Max Brooks’ follow up to the guide 'World War Z' (a trillion times better than the film) the UK comes off quite well compared to the rest of the world. We know how handle the moaners.

And FYI – Zombies can’t run!

Yes but they can ride a bike slowly, thus catching up with foot bound zombie evaders.

thegreatdivide

A zombie peloton!

Zombie TDF - juice them up and watch them go!

arran77

FocusZing wrote:

thegreatdivide wrote:

Interestingly in Max Brooks’ follow up to the guide 'World War Z' (a trillion times better than the film) the UK comes off quite well compared to the rest of the world. We know how handle the moaners.

And FYI – Zombies can’t run!

Yes but they can ride a bike slowly, thus catching up with foot bound zombie evaders.

Feck me, is that the Crudcatchers monthly ride out :shock:

shockedsoshocked

There's definitely a few variables for survival, first of all are they slow or fast zombies? You'll only get caught out by the slow ones through lack of preparation and stupidity, where as the fast ones, well, you may as well top yourself.

There was a guide I read once over about your chances of survival if a zombie apocalypse struck which wasn't about surviving zombies, but how the introduction of certain types of people could upset the balance of a successful survival group. If a good looking man/women joins, you'd get relationships forming with the chance of jealousy resulting in conflict. Introduce an intelligent person, older members of the group might not like having the second best ideas, or a strong leader character being introduced will upset the current alpha members of the group. All these things lead to potential conflict and the destruction of group cohesion. Essentially as long a you're pretty average at everything you'll do fine, but outliers aren't wanted.

FocusZing

Can you survive the zombie apocalypse?

If you see any zombies starting to attack just run, don't try and complete the test to see if you will survive, it takes a while.

finchy

RonB wrote:

johnfinch wrote:

This'll do the job

Not sure about the cassette tape for a codpiece though :shock:

That's to play Ride of the Valkyries and scare the zombie mofos witless.

ballysmate

It appears that we already have beasts walking amongst us. (Walthamstow)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -hair.html

arran77

Ballysmate wrote:

It appears that we already have beasts walking amongst us. (Walthamstow)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -hair.html

That's a bloke in drag :shock:

seanoconn

FocusZing wrote:

Can you survive the zombie apocalypse?

If you see any zombies starting to attack just run, don't try and complete the test to see if you will survive, it takes a while.

83.2% survival prospect 8)