R.I.P. Yossie

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,581
    Not Blue Waffles then?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,376
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not Blue Waffles then?

    ?!? I have lost the plot. I need sleep.

    Bye.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Not Blue Waffles then?

    ?!? I have lost the plot. I need sleep.

    Bye.

    Google it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,376
    Yep, can safely say the waffles round here are blue, speshly in very cold weather. When the springy bits snap off 'cos of frost, you know you are in for a crunching time.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Just in case its missed elsewhere ...............

    viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12947579
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Just in case its missed elsewhere ...............

    viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12947579

    Hello 'John' :)

    I'm sure one of the mods will be able to resolve this for Yossie :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Hi Arran77 - great to hear from you. As I'm new here a bit of guidance is always welcome!

    Look forward to corresponding with you over the next few years.

    John.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    I like your long term optimism John.

    Hello to John!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • Hi Daviesee - good to meet you as well. Optimism is sometimes misguided but always hoped for!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,429
    I'm guessing as long as it doesn't say 'You and your IP address are permanently banned' when Yossie is trying to log in, that's it a month ban, which must be up pretty soon. There really should be a way mods can contact people informing them of their ban, the reason and the duration.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Buongiorno Giovanni, benvenuto a BB :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm guessing as long as it doesn't say 'You and your IP address are permanently banned' when Yossie is trying to log in, that's it a month ban, which must be up pretty soon. There really should be a way mods can contact people informing them of their ban, the reason and the duration.

    There is but apparently it's broken at the moment :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Hi Arran77 - great to hear from you. As I'm new here a bit of guidance is always welcome!

    Look forward to corresponding with you over the next few years.

    John.

    Well, what can we tell you that you don't already know :wink:

    Watch out for Greg and DDD over in commuting if you venture there.
    Don't be offended by Nick Louse, he has a way with words.
    Ignore anything that seanoconn, pinarello001, daviesee and myself have to say, it's all b0llocks.
    Speak up when you talk to team47b and Mikey23, they're getting on a bit.
    Don't dis Nina's norks.
    Don't try and understand this place or see any logic, there isn't any.

    Above all though just say it how it is and roll with the punches :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    First rule of torture, keep them in the dark :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Morning John and welcome to the jungle.

    Arran posted
    Well, what can we tell you that you don't already know

    Watch out for Greg and DDD over in commuting if you venture there.
    Don't be offended by Nick Louse, he has a way with words.
    Ignore anything that seanoconn, pinarello001, daviesee and myself have to say, it's all b0llocks.
    Speak up when you talk to team47b and Mikey23, they're getting on a bit.
    Don't dis Nina's norks.
    Don't try and understand this place or see any logic, there isn't any.

    Above all though just say it how it is and roll with the punches

    Does this mean you should ignore him telling you to ignore him.?
    Or is this also bollox? :?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    @a77.. Another coffee spitting moment ... That's all the rules you need to know
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Morning John and welcome to the jungle.

    Arran posted
    Well, what can we tell you that you don't already know

    Watch out for Greg and DDD over in commuting if you venture there.
    Don't be offended by Nick Louse, he has a way with words.
    Ignore anything that seanoconn, pinarello001, daviesee and myself have to say, it's all b0llocks.
    Speak up when you talk to team47b and Mikey23, they're getting on a bit.
    Don't dis Nina's norks.
    Don't try and understand this place or see any logic, there isn't any.

    Above all though just say it how it is and roll with the punches

    Does this mean you should ignore him telling you to ignore him.?
    Or is this also bollox? :?

    You could go round and round in circles trying to figure that one out :lol:

    I think I should also have said to ignore bally, he's just a trouble maker :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Yossie is a sage. A fountain of wisdom. But he's not here.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    arran77 wrote:
    Ignore anything that seanoconn, pinarello001, daviesee and myself have to say, it's all b0llocks.
    Bollocks!

    Edit:- B0llocks!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,376
    Yossie is a stooge. A fountain of bollox. But he's not here in spirit.

    FTFY
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • A stooge? What, like Grouch Marx? Now that's coooooool.
  • team47b wrote:
    Buongiorno Giovanni, benvenuto a BB :D


    Salve Team47b é grazie per l'introduzione.
  • seanoconn wrote:
    I'm guessing as long as it doesn't say 'You and your IP address are permanently banned' when Yossie is trying to log in, that's it a month ban, which must be up pretty soon. There really should be a way mods can contact people informing them of their ban, the reason and the duration.

    It say this:

    Log in to BikeRadar.com using your preferred social network

    Log in with your BikeRadar.com account
    •An error occurred. Please try again.

    Username:Password:Log me in automatically: Don't know your password?


    Any ideas?
  • Yossie was banished into the wilderness around 04/10, so having served his punishment (and accepted it) he theoretically should be back anytime now. Theoretically.

    Would be nice to have him back - inbetween all the gash he was actually quite useful on the technical side.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm guessing as long as it doesn't say 'You and your IP address are permanently banned' when Yossie is trying to log in, that's it a month ban, which must be up pretty soon. There really should be a way mods can contact people informing them of their ban, the reason and the duration.

    It say this:

    Log in to BikeRadar.com using your preferred social network

    Log in with your BikeRadar.com account
    •An error occurred. Please try again.

    Username:Password:Log me in automatically: Don't know your password?


    Any ideas?

    That's what it says when you're banned :lol:

    Been over 4 weeks now, he must of been a really naughty boy :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Thing is, he doesn't know why what when etc. But he is sorry for whatever he did.

    Maybe the Mods could let him in and pm him more info?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,429
    Good job Yossie isn't here really because I saw VP on telly yesterday and she was definitely giving me the 'come to bed eyes' I'm not sure if her and Yossie relationship is exclusive, but if it is, he may want to have a word.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    You as well Sean, she must be the BB bike :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • She told me that Yossie is still her number one man love him long time and if Nina ever goes near him she'll give her such a bunch of fives that neurology will be the least of her worries.

    Well, she actually used the phrase "kick her in the fanny" but I presume that is female for "doof her in the nose".
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,429
    She told me that Yossie is still her number one man love him long time and if Nina ever goes near him she'll give her such a bunch of fives that neurology will be the least of her worries.

    Well, she actually used the phrase "kick her in the fanny" but I presume that is female for "doof her in the nose".
    Nope, I think she probably meant it. You don't get to the top like VP without kicking a few fannies. Like it the Olympics last year when that mix up with her team mate cost them the gold. Team mate got it in the fanny big time!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי