R.I.P. Yossie

daviesee

Yossie is M.I.A.

Rumour has it that he couldnt log in last night.

pinno

I'll send out the sniffer dogs. Not sure he is MIA. You see there was a big bash in Spennybridge last night.

It's a bit of an Agatha Christie whodunnit. First of all Greg_Tripe_0.3 was invited. TDV was going to be there and I invited Nina just for the hell of it.
The ingredients:
A communter
A Piar of unwelcome Noorks (depending on who's perspective)
A deliciously fast short woman with green eyes.

Quite a cocktail, I think you would agree.

sloppyschleckonds

Stand to

Mikey23

So how long is it between postings before you are considered to be missing presumed dead? Any time out allowed for eating, sleeping and dare I say it ...riding our bikes?

sloppyschleckonds

Having a life outside BR is not permitted

daviesee

I suspect a one week ban.
Don't know what would have triggered it though.

Mikey23

So there's no way out of here... When you're in it's for good?

Time to get some tunnel plans together

FocusZing

viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

daviesee

That was Friday afternoon and dealt with at the time.
Logging on problem happened Saturday night.
He had posted on Friday night.
Doubt we will find out for at least a week.

arran77

daviesee wrote:

I suspect a one week ban.
Don't know what would have triggered it though.

One week ban, amateur

Unless the ban involves the word 'month' it doesn't count

seanoconn

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Some members are allowed to waste mods time (has BB run it's course, an obvious wind up) and some aren't it seems. No consistency.

arran77

seanoconn wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Some members are allowed to waste mods time (has BB run it's course, an obvious wind up) and some aren't it seems. No consistency.

I think we established this before didn't someone start a thread asking about this kind of shite

greg66_tri_v2.0

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

FocusZing

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

What was it then?

pinno

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you creep up on us like that again. As leader of the helmets and gatekeeper to our petri dish bacterium playpen breeding ground for dungeon filth, it is incumbent of me to do a strip search before you enter.
If there is no sign of Veet ever being used on your testicles or saddle rash, i'm afraid you have to post 300 times on cake stop as a training course. Of course a ban would give you immediate dungeon cred.

So leader of ladyboys, what brings you here ? Are you armed ? i.e Do you have a picture of Nina of the Neurons Noorks ?
Can you sort pimples out in Cellulose paint ?
Can you spout genuine, pure adulterated bollox ?

greg66_tri_v2.0

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you creep up on us like that again. As leader of the helmets and gatekeeper to our petri dish bacterium playpen breeding ground for dungeon filth, it is incumbent of me to do a strip search before you enter.
If there is no sign of Veet ever being used on your testicles or saddle rash, i'm afraid you have to post 300 times on cake stop as a training course. Of course a ban would give you immediate dungeon cred.

So leader of ladyboys, what brings you here ? Are you armed ? i.e Do you have a picture of Nina of the Neurons Noorks ?
Can you sort pimples out in Cellulose paint ?
Can you spout genuine, pure adulterated bollox ?

There's no point trying to butter me up (whether Last Tango style or otherwise) just because you want something from me.

Moreover, Im not going to blab about mods' actions. One of you can PM me.

pinno

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you creep up on us like that again. As leader of the helmets and gatekeeper to our petri dish bacterium playpen breeding ground for dungeon filth, it is incumbent of me to do a strip search before you enter.
If there is no sign of Veet ever being used on your testicles or saddle rash, i'm afraid you have to post 300 times on cake stop as a training course. Of course a ban would give you immediate dungeon cred.

So leader of ladyboys, what brings you here ? Are you armed ? i.e Do you have a picture of Nina of the Neurons Noorks ?
Can you sort pimples out in Cellulose paint ?
Can you spout genuine, pure adulterated bollox ?

There's no point trying to butter me up (whether Last Tango style or otherwise) just because you want something from me.

Moreover, Im not going to blab about mods' actions. One of you can PM me.

PM you about what exactly ? Yossie's disappearance ? If you lot have kidnapped him, there will be hell to pay.

FocusZing

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you creep up on us like that again. As leader of the helmets and gatekeeper to our petri dish bacterium playpen breeding ground for dungeon filth, it is incumbent of me to do a strip search before you enter.
If there is no sign of Veet ever being used on your testicles or saddle rash, i'm afraid you have to post 300 times on cake stop as a training course. Of course a ban would give you immediate dungeon cred.

So leader of ladyboys, what brings you here ? Are you armed ? i.e Do you have a picture of Nina of the Neurons Noorks ?
Can you sort pimples out in Cellulose paint ?
Can you spout genuine, pure adulterated bollox ?

There's no point trying to butter me up (whether Last Tango style or otherwise) just because you want something from me.

Moreover, Im not going to blab about mods' actions. One of you can PM me.

PM you about what exactly ? Yossie's disappearance ? If you lot have kidnapped him, there will be hell to pay.

His heads squeezed between a D-Lock, I tell thee. OHhhh the depravity.

pinno

FocusZing wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you

So leader...
...bollox ?

There's no point...

Moreover, Im not going to blab about mods' actions. One of you can PM me.

PM you about what exactly ? Yossie's disappearance ? If you lot have kidnapped him, there will be hell to pay.

His heads squeezed between a D-Lock, I tell thee. OHhhh the depravity.

He likes that sort of thing.

PM'd you Greg.

arran77

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you creep up on us like that again. As leader of the helmets and gatekeeper to our petri dish bacterium playpen breeding ground for dungeon filth, it is incumbent of me to do a strip search before you enter.
If there is no sign of Veet ever being used on your testicles or saddle rash, i'm afraid you have to post 300 times on cake stop as a training course. Of course a ban would give you immediate dungeon cred.

So leader of ladyboys, what brings you here ? Are you armed ? i.e Do you have a picture of Nina of the Neurons Noorks ?
Can you sort pimples out in Cellulose paint ?
Can you spout genuine, pure adulterated bollox ?

There's no point trying to butter me up (whether Last Tango style or otherwise) just because you want something from me.

Moreover, Im not going to blab about mods' actions. One of you can PM me.

Blab about mods actions?

When all that shite was going off the other day the impression given was that if any action was taken it would stay private so if you do know anything blabbing is not really the done thing is it :roll:

sloppyschleckonds

arran77 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Greg66 Tri v2.0 wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=40033&t=12943923

It could have been this.

Pretty certain it wasn't.

Wah ?!?!?! Don't you creep up on us like that again. As leader of the helmets and gatekeeper to our petri dish bacterium playpen breeding ground for dungeon filth, it is incumbent of me to do a strip search before you enter.
If there is no sign of Veet ever being used on your testicles or saddle rash, i'm afraid you have to post 300 times on cake stop as a training course. Of course a ban would give you immediate dungeon cred.

So leader of ladyboys, what brings you here ? Are you armed ? i.e Do you have a picture of Nina of the Neurons Noorks ?
Can you sort pimples out in Cellulose paint ?
Can you spout genuine, pure adulterated bollox ?

There's no point trying to butter me up (whether Last Tango style or otherwise) just because you want something from me.

Moreover, Im not going to blab about mods' actions. One of you can PM me.

Blab about mods actions?

When all that shite was going off the other day the impression given was that if any action was taken it would stay private so if you do know anything blabbing is not really the done thing is it :roll:

Kerching :roll:

Mark Fortesque

Is it easy to get banned around here? How does the bannee find out he has been banned and the reasons why? Or is that not a good post?

I just like to be forewarned/forearmed. Like an alert Meercat/Chuckle Brother I suppose......

arran77

Mark Fortesque wrote:

Is it easy to get banned around here? How does the bannee find out he has been banned and the reasons why? Or is that not a good post?

I just like to be forewarned/forearmed. Like an alert Meercat/Chuckle Brother I suppose......

Stick around here long enough and you'll get the idea of what's allowed and what's not

pinno

Mark Fortesque wrote:

Is it easy to get banned around here? How does the bannee find out he has been banned and the reasons why? Or is that not a good post?

I just like to be forewarned/forearmed. Like an alert Meercat/Chuckle Brother I suppose......

Welcome new bloke.

From now on, please don't iron your underwear.

As far as bans are concerned, they happen. It dawns on you when you can't login. There's no explanation, no e-mail, nada, diddley squat.
We'll give you loads of street cred if you get banned. If you want a ban do this:
Post pics if nude girls
Post pics of nude girls anywhere
Wind up the commuters

If you have pics of nude women, send them to me at my Private Message box and I will go through them to see of they are acceptable or not.

ballysmate

pinarello001 wrote:

Mark Fortesque wrote:

Is it easy to get banned around here? How does the bannee find out he has been banned and the reasons why? Or is that not a good post?

I just like to be forewarned/forearmed. Like an alert Meercat/Chuckle Brother I suppose......

Welcome new bloke.

From now on, please don't iron your underwear.

As far as bans are concerned, they happen. It dawns on you when you can't login. There's no explanation, no e-mail, nada, diddley squat.
We'll give you loads of street cred if you get banned. If you want a ban do this:
Post pics if nude girls
Post pics of nude girls anywhere
Wind up the commuters

If you have pics of nude women, send them to me at my Private Message box and I will go through them to see of they are acceptable or not.

Got any pics of nude commuters?

ballysmate

Here's one. I can't claim the idea as my own though.

Stevo_666

Ballysmate wrote:

Got any pics of nude commuters?

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Got any pics of nude commuters?

Tits don't cummute you tw4t.
here is a list:

House Martins
Swallows
Geese
Ducks
Puffins
Albatrosses
Cummuters...*

*Cummuting is an action, Communting is a mentality, so don't get your handbag out Stevo

pinno

Wait a minute, why are we confusing commuting and migrating !?!?

Bed time methinks, that trench job has obviously taken more out of me than I thought.

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Got any pics of nude commuters?

Tits don't cummute you tw4t.
here is a list:

House Martins
Swallows
Geese
Ducks
Puffins
Albatrosses
Cummuters...*

*Cummuting is an action, Communting is a mentality, so don't get your handbag out Stevo

I think my bit of humour went right over over your head

No offence you manky Scots git

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

Got any pics of nude commuters?

Tits don't cummute you tw4t.
here is a list:

House Martins
Swallows
Geese
Ducks
Puffins
Albatrosses
Cummuters...*

*Cummuting is an action, Communting is a mentality, so don't get your handbag out Stevo

I think my bit of humour went right over over your head

No offence you manky Scots git with trench foot

FTFY