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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    edited July 2013
    Concorde wrote:
    Oh no, not another one. Another bro that has never lifted in his life but knows how it works! How do you propose to create new mass (muscle) if you eat 2,500 calories per day but also burn 2,500 calories per day?

    Have you ever met me? I might be the worlds strongest man for all you know! :roll:
    I used to do weight lifting when I was 16 and did for a couple of years, so actually, do know a little about it, but Welshkev knows a hell of a lot more!
    You seem to have shot yourself in the foot. I was making the point that in order to look good, lets forget muscle mass and going to the gym, you need to burn off more calories than you take on. If you decide to eat a shoot ton of food over winter, you'll have to burn off so many calories to then not look like the fat barsteward that you'll be, that I'd be surprised if you could even lift yourself off the sofa!

    Seriously, give up now and just turn into a lump of lard that says "tomorrow the diet starts" :roll:

    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Concorde, yours and my definition of a sensible human are completely different too :P
  • concorde
    concorde Posts: 1,008
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Concorde wrote:
    Oh no, not another one. Another bro that has never lifted in his life but knows how it works! How do you propose to create new mass (muscle) if you eat 2,500 calories per day but also burn 2,500 calories per day?

    Have you ever met me? I might be the worlds strongest man for all you know! :roll:
    I used to do weight lifting when I was 16 and did for a couple of years, so actually, do know a little about it, but Welshkev knows a hell of a lot more!
    You seem to have shot yourself in the foot. I was making the point that in order to look good, lets forget muscle mass and going to the gym, you need to burn off more calories than you take on. If you decide to eat a shoot ton of food over winter, you'll have to burn off so many calories to then not look like the fat barsteward that you'll be, that I'd be surprised if you could even lift yourself off the sofa!

    Seriously, give up now and just turn into a lump of lard that says "tomorrow the diet starts" :roll:

    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"

    Not answering the question then?
  • concorde
    concorde Posts: 1,008
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Concorde, yours and my definition of a sensible human are completely different too :P

    I can deal with that if you're too thick to recognise evidence when you see some.
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    Concorde wrote:
    How do you propose to create new mass (muscle) if you eat 2,500 calories per day but also burn 2,500 calories per day?

    Why could you not get bigger in this scenario?

    I'm using some of the 2.5k cal to make new muscle.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    nicklouse wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Sadly, we're not really allowed to just straight up call you a pathetic dumbass here any more, so I won't. Rest assured however, that if I was allowed to call you a pathetic dumbass, then I would jump at the chance to call you a pathetic dumbass
    one word is needed.

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Sadly, we're not really allowed to just straight up call you a pathetic dumbass here any more, so I won't. Rest assured however, that if I was allowed to call you a pathetic dumbass, then I would jump at the chance to call you a pathetic dumbass
    one word is needed.

    Plonker.
    Are you saying I can call him a plonker?
    well we are in the crud Catcher.

    but I feel it is Plonker not plonker. ;)
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  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    Concorde wrote:
    That's a good thing then as I would be so offended by some old **** calling me that. Times change. Thinking changes. Things move on. 12 1/2 stone Welshkev said he was and it would be counterproductive for him to put weight on. Name me an International Rugby player that's 12 1/2 stone these days, hardly any! Shane Williams is about that, he's tiny! Times change, those that don't adapt get left behind...

    Leigh Halfpenny.

    I'll bet all the money in my pockets that you wear really tight t shirts.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Sadly, we're not really allowed to just straight up call you a pathetic dumbass here any more, so I won't. Rest assured however, that if I was allowed to call you a pathetic dumbass, then I would jump at the chance to call you a pathetic dumbass
    one word is needed.

    Plonker.
    Are you saying I can call him a plonker?
    Why not, plenty of people call you a spazwangle.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Have you ever met me? I might be the worlds strongest man for all you know! :roll:

    As someone who *has* met you, may I be the first to say.....

    LOL!


    Also, this thread, and in particular, OP:

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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Concorde wrote:
    Not answering the question then?
    Well, I couldn't tell how you were voicing you question, so no, I didn't answer it.

    Plus, I don't really need to as this is the crudcatcher.

    What I'm saying is, try losing weight first, then bulk up with weights, otherwise you'll be a fat barsteward.

    I notice you're no longer referencing being my brother.
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Have you ever met me? I might be the worlds strongest man for all you know! :roll:

    As someone who *has* met you, may I be the first to say.....

    LOL!
    :lol:
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Give a sh1t if he goes to the gym to get big, or wears tight t shirts.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    edited July 2013
    Fella,

    Do you use a lot of fake tan by the way? fumes could be doing some damage :roll:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    thekickingmule wrote:
    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"

    Yawn. I still can't believe that people don't understand that when people say "calm down bro.." or something similiar - the person saying it doesnt actually think that your're his brother, and that is in fact a turn of phrase! :o:o :shock: shock horror
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    This is the CC, there's no place for that kind of boring logic.
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  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    and that is in fact a turn of phrase

    How do you turn a phrase?
  • Proutster
    Proutster Posts: 785
    Damn my busy life!!

    How come I've only just seen this thread? Haven't laughed as much for ages.

    Keep it going boys :lol:
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  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    njee20 wrote:
    and that is in fact a turn of phrase

    How do you turn a phrase?

    I'll turn your phrase in minute.
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  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    You haven't got a good phrase turning in you!
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    is turning a phrase like turning tricks?
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    more like wood turning :wink:
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"

    Yawn. I still can't believe that people don't understand that when people say "calm down bro.." or something similiar - the person saying it doesnt actually think that your're his brother, and that is in fact a turn of phrase! :o:o :shock: shock horror
    300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

    You really are a grade A tool.
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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Guys, chill out, don't scare it away, this is just the kind of thing the Crudcatcher has been in dire need of for some time!
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    FLEEEEEEX!
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"

    Yawn. I still can't believe that people don't understand that when people say "calm down bro.." or something similiar - the person saying it doesnt actually think that your're his brother, and that is in fact a turn of phrase! :o:o :shock: shock horror
    300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

    You really are a grade A tool.

    Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye

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  • ste_t
    ste_t Posts: 1,599
    I go to the gym to stare at women. What kind of mong goes to stare at themselves?!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Guys, chill out, don't scare it away, this is just the kind of thing the Crudcatcher has been in dire need of for some time!

    plus potato

    Wonder if he will post a picture of his mum up here on via his shoot phone
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"

    Yawn. I still can't believe that people don't understand that when people say "calm down bro.." or something similiar - the person saying it doesnt actually think that your're his brother, and that is in fact a turn of phrase! :o:o :shock: shock horror
    300px-Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg

    You really are a grade A tool.

    whatever bro
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    thekickingmule wrote:
    PS. I'm not your "bro". If you want to be my "bro", then I'm sorry to tell you but the only brother I have is gay. And I don't mean that in a "stop being gay" way, I mean he takes it to the brown cavern whilst swallowing the pork sword way. If that suits you (which it sounds like it), then by all means, be my "bro"

    Yawn. I still can't believe that people don't understand that when people say "calm down bro.." or something similiar - the person saying it doesnt actually think that your're his brother, and that is in fact a turn of phrase! :o:o :shock: shock horror

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