Cycling advice that is both pointless to give & receive ?

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  • Raffles
    Raffles Posts: 1,137
    dennisn wrote:
    How about the triathletes who constantly tell you "my 21:07 first split was followed by a 22:54 second at an average heartrate of 167, the first transition was a little slow at blah blah, I came back a little during the last half split of the bike which was blah blah blah. Then blah blah blah blah and blah blah into the run at blah blah."

    I think I could fall asleep standing up when people talk about things like that.



    Whilst we were waiting to get going on todays run there was a guy standing behind me with his smartphone showing some other guy his strava segments and discussing his max output and all that stuff, I was rummaging in my back pocket for a stapler so as I could staple my eyelids to my forehead
    2012 Cannondale CAAD 8 105
  • Brakeless
    Brakeless Posts: 865
    Why did you have a stapler in your pocket?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I have a device for getting stones out of horses hooves in mine... I just know it will come in handy on day
  • Raffles
    Raffles Posts: 1,137
    Brakeless wrote:
    Why did you have a stapler in your pocket?


    I wished I had a stapler to be honest :lol:
    2012 Cannondale CAAD 8 105
  • pete.whelan
    pete.whelan Posts: 788
    Red bikes are faster than those of any other colour
    Recipe: shave legs sparingly, rub in embrocation and drizzle with freshly squeezed baby oil.

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