MissCMC and Waylander (aka Wednesday) Thread...

Gazlar

MissCMC wrote:

He's a stalker! And clearly it's not just females he stalks...

This coming from my stalker!!!!

And there was a few people there that night that saw Kevs stalker

welshkev

Gazlar wrote:

MissCMC wrote:

He's a stalker! And clearly it's not just females he stalks...

This coming from my stalker!!!!

And there was a few people there that night that saw Kevs stalker

There certainly were

I'm glad I've moved since gaz has been to my house though

thekickingmule

Gazlar wrote:

On train home now muddy and happy, 28 miles done, 2k of metres climbing and in 5 hours including getting lost and still more in the legs, just not a great pace more.

I'd say that's an alright pace to be honest, I recon that's what we'll be looking at for CC2CC!

So you all know, it was I that changed the thread title, just thought it apt

Gazlar

thekickingmule wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

So you all know, it was I that changed the thread title, just thought it apt

Or an act of jealousy because someone on here has caught your eye and was getting too much attention from another member of the crudcatcher? I put it to the jury that Mr Kickingmule felt left out and due to his longing for Mr Waylander acted out of rage at the attention Miss Cmc was showing him.

No more questions your honour

Thewaylander

there is a difference between attention and pity.

Gazlar

Well yeah she probably is pitying you, but that still could push TKM over the edge

Thewaylander

Could be a laugh to watch

thekickingmule

As far as I'm concerned, I'm jealous of any relationships, being Mr. Single of Singleton.

I'm the Scrooge of the relationship world! :twisted:

Gazlar

but on the bright side, look how much you could earm by wiring your home to the grid and putting back power into it by turning your bedroom into a wankfurnace

clamps81

and now I have to find a way to use the word 'wankfurnace' in everyday conversation. Well played sir.

Gazlar

Youre welcome, but use it carefully, the power is in your hands

Thewaylander

the thread that just wont die.

MissCMC

OMG that's an amusing word. Well done Mr Gaz! It makes me smile like the word moist (the most inappropriate word in the english language).

And yes purely pity. I'm the Queen of Singletondom.

Gazlar

MissCMC wrote:

OMG that's an amusing word. Well done Mr Gaz! It makes me smile like the word moist (the most inappropriate word in the english language).

The irony is that mast wankfurnace rooms are indeed moist, like a tropical rainforest where the monkeys get spanked

MissCMC

Word association...

sheepsteeth

MissCMC wrote:

OMG that's an amusing word. Well done Mr Gaz! It makes me smile like the word moist (the most inappropriate word in the english language).

slit is much more inappropriate word.

pesky_jones

moist slit

the English language is so beautifull

Gazlar

I much prefer moist velvety mound. can i use it in a sentence? You bet i can. "Waylander sat in his wankfurnace and caressed his throbbing rod as he thought of her moist velvety mound, the action of his rocking chair became more pronounced as he lost his mind thinking about her fleshy slit and as he approached the final crecendo of his vinegar strokes he spaffed all up his He Man curtains"

Thewaylander

transformer curtains.

Gazlar

What theyre curtains that transform into a wankrag?

clamps81

Transformers - wankrags in disguise..

JBA

'Flange' makes me smile when a lady person says it.

I sit next to a female Engineer and I love it when she tells me about her leaking or dripping flange and how she wishes it was tighter.

Gazlar

I like bleeding door systems on class 150/2 units as you have to "open the low level flaps and insert hose into the opening. Once its in gently twist the cock to release the pressure"

pesky_jones

I like - "Your're late, your always farking late, don't bother coming next time"

Thats my favourite