The 'Things a man should be able to do' Thread

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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Never have to read the manual.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Drfabulous0 wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Always know exactly which urinal to use in a public toilet:

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal


    ahhh all but the last one correct :mrgreen:

    Well the last one is wrong anyway, use the cubicle.

    Precisely! :lol:
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  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,780
    not feel self conscious when you have a pencil behind your ear

    get served in a busy pub - and carry 3 pints back at once
    "I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, how good is that"
    --Jens Voight
  • Coriander
    Coriander Posts: 1,326
    Tetley10 wrote:
    Eat 3 Creme Eggs at the same time

    Do you mean simultaneously or in one sitting?

    Either way, I'm impressed...
  • anonymousblackfg
    anonymousblackfg Posts: 2,029
    Understand mortgages
    Fly a Kite
    Have some form of political opinion, however misguided
    If I know you, and I like you, you can borrow my bike box for £30 a week. PM for details.
  • Captain Slackbladder
    Captain Slackbladder Posts: 175
    Build flat pack furniture. Bonus man points for not using the instructions...
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,767
    edhornby wrote:
    not feel self conscious when you have a pencil behind your ear

    get served in a busy pub - and carry 4 pints back at once
    FTFY, any fool can do 3. Having said that since breaking my middle finger I still can't carry 2 pints in my right hand.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Sharpen a carving knife

    Light a fire using matches and newspaper
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Learn to be scalped by a girl with humility and sportsmanship.
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Which man gets scalped by a girl?
  • Green Brompton
    Green Brompton Posts: 972
    msmancunia wrote:
    Learn to be scalped by a girl with humility and sportsmanship.

    Agreed. The 100 metre 'sprint' back past said girl who has just scalped you is, although entertaining, worthless when you just can't keep the pace!
    Why? Because I'm guaranteed a seat all the way in.

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    Ridley Icarus SLS
  • Revdarny
    Revdarny Posts: 17
    Change the spare wheel on your car.

    Be able to put an animal down in a humain way. (Don't practice this on the neighbours cat)
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  • Green Brompton
    Green Brompton Posts: 972
    coriordan wrote:
    Which man gets scalped by a girl?

    Most men in London :wink: and Manchester it would seem... :lol:
    Why? Because I'm guaranteed a seat all the way in.

    Brompton SL2
    Ridley Icarus SLS
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    Green Brompton wrote:
    coriordan wrote:
    Which man gets scalped by a girl?

    Most men in London :wink: and Manchester it would seem... :lol:

    :lol: There's no girls to scalp around here so I have to up my game!
    Commute: Chadderton - Sportcity
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Funny that. When I'm cycling, everyone gets scalped too
  • Drfabulous0
    Drfabulous0 Posts: 1,539
    msmancunia wrote:
    Learn to ride faster to avoid being scalped by a girl.
    FTFY
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    msmancunia wrote:
    Learn to be scalped by a girl with humility and sportsmanship.
    I can't manage that when I'm scalped by a guy!
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    FCN 8 Scott Sportster '05
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    essex-commuter wrote:
    meanredspider wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Pee without getting any on the seat.

    Is this even possible?

    It is if you dangle below seat level.... :wink: 8) :D:wink:

    You sit down then.... :wink:

    No - I stand on the seat :D:wink:
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • Widgey
    Widgey Posts: 157
    Carry/move/shift heavy objects without causing a fuss to how heavy they are. This should be done, if possible, without breaking a sweat.
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  • velohutts
    velohutts Posts: 288
    carry in the house a weeks load of shopping in one go.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Shoot any weapon like a veteran special forces sniper
    Kill a man with nothing more than a tyre lever and witty humour

    Ssssh! you ain't seen me ...Roight?!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Drfabulous0
    Drfabulous0 Posts: 1,539
    meanredspider wrote:
    essex-commuter wrote:
    meanredspider wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    Pee without getting any on the seat.

    Is this even possible?

    It is if you dangle below seat level.... :wink: 8) :D:wink:

    You sit down then.... :wink:

    No - I stand on the seat :D:wink:

    Are you Oscar Pistorius?
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  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    el_presidente wrote:
    Navigate accurately using a map & compass i.e. the way God intended
    Why the compass, use the stars/sun and triangulation.
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    Initialised wrote:
    el_presidente wrote:
    Navigate accurately using a map & compass i.e. the way God intended
    Why the compass, use the stars/sun and triangulation.

    Nah - do what men have done since the beginning of time and follow your d!ck :wink:
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • Drfabulous0
    Drfabulous0 Posts: 1,539
    meanredspider wrote:
    Initialised wrote:
    el_presidente wrote:
    Navigate accurately using a map & compass i.e. the way God intended
    Why the compass, use the stars/sun and triangulation.

    Nah - do what men have done since the beginning of time and follow your d!ck :wink:

    Well it does always point to Magnetic North.
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  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    In terms of male only things, in the last place i worked (where i was the only bloke) tended to be get high things, open jars, etc, oh yes and one day I got to kick a door down which was both fun and irritating as you where.
  • tetley10
    tetley10 Posts: 693
    Coriander wrote:
    Tetley10 wrote:
    Eat 3 Creme Eggs at the same time

    Do you mean simultaneously or in one sitting?

    Either way, I'm impressed...

    simutaneously. 2 in the ckeeks one in the middle :wink:
  • magibob
    magibob Posts: 203
    Automatically know where any destination is in a strange town without asking for directions.

    Be able to land an airliner when both pilots are disabled by:-
    a/ not following the rule about eating different meals.
    b/ terrorists.
    or
    c/ unlikely plot-lines.

    Andy
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    Tetley10 wrote:
    Coriander wrote:
    Tetley10 wrote:
    Eat 3 Creme Eggs at the same time

    Do you mean simultaneously or in one sitting?

    Either way, I'm impressed...

    simutaneously. 2 in the ckeeks one in the middle :wink:

    There's a box of 12 creme eggs in the cupboard and, although I don't particularly like them, I'm sorely tempted to give this a try.... :lol:
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • Applespider
    Applespider Posts: 506
    Apparently the record for Creme Eggs is 8 in five minutes... good luck!

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