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  • EH_Rob wrote:
    Unfortunately not everyone sees stalky and rapey as desirable traits. Harsh I know.

    Foolish oversite on there behalf!
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    I know. Women.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,646
    But whats wrong with me bar the many many digusting personal habbits and general hatred towards the world as a whole.
    You work in tax.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    edited February 2013
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    But whats wrong with me bar the many many digusting personal habbits and general hatred towards the world as a whole.
    You work in tax.

    Now that is a reasonable answer, though it guarantees future income because one thing i can promise.. there will always be tax, and there will only be more made up :roll:
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Was that last post in code? I'm afraid I left my Enigma machine at home today.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ignore it, hes from Newport, they have their own language and tax system there, if you've not met Waylander

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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Gazlar wrote:
    Ignore it, hes from Newport, they have their own language and tax system there, if you've not met Waylander

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    Holy crud! Just sold a bike to him!

    To weigh in with sensibleness/original topic related stuff:
    Dating sites are something you have to just persist with... there are a few decent blokes on there, even if 98% of them are pages full of yuk. So you just have to put up with the bullsh*t emails and guys blatantly just there to get their oats. They are at least a good way to get out and meet people, and get some dating practice if it's been a while!
    The last 2 guys I dated - 1 I met through MissBint in a nightclub at halloween. The other I met on a snowboarding holiday. Current boyfriend I stalked, sorry, followed on Twitter and had a crush on for over a year until we finally met for a mountain bike ride at Cannock.
    And he's 1.5" shorter than me, although he's about average height for the East Midlands, whereas I'm not.
    I would just find ways of meeting new people - girls and boys, because you might make a new friend who could introduce you/invite you to something where you'd meet someone... So cycle clubs and try Meetup Groups. Do you have any other hobbies or interests?
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,706
    So, what separates a decent e-mail from a weird e-mail then..?

    (genuinely)
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    foxc_uk wrote:

    To weigh in with sensibleness/original topic related stuff:

    Get out >>>>>
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Current boyfriend I stalked, sorry, followed on Twitter and had a crush on for over a year until we finally met for a mountain bike ride at Cannock.

    Hang on.......its not me is it, I've been on twitter about a year and we finally met at Cannock and then theres all that flirting youve done on twitter, you know the way you seductively say no, get away, not a chance, I'm calling the police. See I hope you haven't got the wrong end of the stick because I'm fully unaware of this situation, I mean I know I brought you a mince pie but I wasn't aware that it contractually bound us. I mean dont get me wrong I'm not totally against the idea but I'm not sure how that will work out with my current girlfriend commitments.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I suppose, I could offer a sensible suggestion, all of this club business mentioned, is there any hobbies you have always fancied trying or maybe learn a language or to dance? When I first started playing baseball a number of years back i met a girl through that, didn't last long but still.

    Just the whole idea that you are they new face, learning the ropes so people are more likely to interact and help you
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Gazlar wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Current boyfriend I stalked, sorry, followed on Twitter and had a crush on for over a year until we finally met for a mountain bike ride at Cannock.

    Hang on.......its not me is it, I've been on twitter about a year and we finally met at Cannock and then theres all that flirting youve done on twitter, you know the way you seductively say no, get away, not a chance, I'm calling the police. See I hope you haven't got the wrong end of the stick because I'm fully unaware of this situation, I mean I know I brought you a mince pie but I wasn't aware that it contractually bound us. I mean dont get me wrong I'm not totally against the idea but I'm not sure how that will work out with my current girlfriend commitments.
    Sorry to disappoint G-Man, but it was a guy a met the weekend before.... Although I had no idea he liked me.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Current boyfriend I stalked, sorry, followed on Twitter and had a crush on for over a year until we finally met for a mountain bike ride at Cannock.

    Hang on.......its not me is it, I've been on twitter about a year and we finally met at Cannock and then theres all that flirting youve done on twitter, you know the way you seductively say no, get away, not a chance, I'm calling the police. See I hope you haven't got the wrong end of the stick because I'm fully unaware of this situation, I mean I know I brought you a mince pie but I wasn't aware that it contractually bound us. I mean dont get me wrong I'm not totally against the idea but I'm not sure how that will work out with my current girlfriend commitments.
    Sorry to disappoint G-Man, but it was a guy a met the weekend before.... Although I had no idea he liked me.

    Noooo, not a disapointment, I just was worried as I couldnt afford two girlfriends and to learn to snowboard :lol:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • foxc_uk wrote:

    To weigh in with sensibleness/original topic related stuff:
    Dating sites are something you have to just persist with... there are a few decent blokes on there, even if 98% of them are pages full of yuk. So you just have to put up with the bullsh*t emails and guys blatantly just there to get their oats. They are at least a good way to get out and meet people, and get some dating practice if it's been a while!
    The last 2 guys I dated - 1 I met through MissBint in a nightclub at halloween. The other I met on a snowboarding holiday. Current boyfriend I stalked, sorry, followed on Twitter and had a crush on for over a year until we finally met for a mountain bike ride at Cannock.
    And he's 1.5" shorter than me, although he's about average height for the East Midlands, whereas I'm not.
    I would just find ways of meeting new people - girls and boys, because you might make a new friend who could introduce you/invite you to something where you'd meet someone... So cycle clubs and try Meetup Groups. Do you have any other hobbies or interests?

    I have now received numerous messages that are keeping me and my friend highly amused from the "hello sexy lady" to the straight off "when can we meet?" or the one from yesterday " u really are a jewel and I wud love to get to know u better if its ok by u." FFS can they not be bothered to type properly!!

    Have been out on a couple of dates the first of which was terrifying but I soon got into the swing of things :) My biggest fear at the moment is meeting the a parent of one of the kids I teach :shock:

    At the moment I am thinking I could go for the helpless woman trick at Sherwood Pines or similar by 'forgetting' to take my step to get the bike off the roof of the car.

    And to whoever it was who said I was being hightist I would like to say I have one from one extreme to the other I am currently chatting a lot to a guy who is just short if 7ft tall.
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,646
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    But whats wrong with me bar the many many digusting personal habbits and general hatred towards the world as a whole.
    You work in tax.

    Now that is a reasonable answer, though it guarantees future income because one thing i can promise.. there will always be tax, and there will only be more made up :roll:
    I know, 'cos I do as well. Like hookers and undertakers, it's good money because there'll always be a market :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    lovewales wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:


    I have now received numerous messages that are keeping me and my friend highly amused from the "hello sexy lady" to the straight off "when can we meet?" or the one from yesterday " u really are a jewel and I wud love to get to know u better if its ok by u." FFS can they not be bothered to type properly!!

    .

    oh the irony :lol:
  • After a 5 year relationship and being single since October I have had no desire to date again. The whole process freaks me out TBH.
    This could mainly be down to the fact I have no idea how to interact with the opposite sex anymore coupled with my lack of tolerance to the majority of women who can't use the English language correctly that seem to want to talk to me in these here Welsh valleys. Or it could just be that i'm still not in the right frame of mind to be thinking about said return to dating.
    Might just move to Caldey Island and live with the monks.

    Just remebered this is the crudcatcher so ... boobs, my obvious, lime and string and ditch - head - backwards.

    As you were
    gochel chan ddynion i mewn blew beisiau achos hwy cadernid bod eirth
  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    But whats wrong with me bar the many many digusting personal habbits and general hatred towards the world as a whole.
    You work in tax.

    Now that is a reasonable answer, though it guarantees future income because one thing i can promise.. there will always be tax, and there will only be more made up :roll:
    I know, 'cos I do as well. Like hookers and undertakers, it's good money because there'll always be a market :)

    I'd prefer to run some hookers.. that sounds like a good job..
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    But whats wrong with me bar the many many digusting personal habbits and general hatred towards the world as a whole.
    You work in tax.

    Now that is a reasonable answer, though it guarantees future income because one thing i can promise.. there will always be tax, and there will only be more made up :roll:
    I know, 'cos I do as well. Like hookers and undertakers, it's good money because there'll always be a market :)

    Especially where i'm concerned, well when I cant be bothered to bury them myself
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I used to LIVE with a person I met in these forums!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    supersonic wrote:
    I used to LIVE with a person I met in these forums!

    Yeah, sorry about that SS, it was just so much handier for my commute to Nottingham, although you did find me eventually
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Thought I'd buried you under the decking with the rest?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeah but the amount of time youd screwed it down and unscrewed it, then screwed it back again it wasnt holding naff all that still had an ounce of conciousness left in it, although I still want my trousers back
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    lovewales wrote:
    At the moment I am thinking I could go for the helpless woman trick at Sherwood Pines or similar by 'forgetting' to take my step to get the bike off the roof of the car.

    I have seriously considered this tactic (not at Sherwood Pines :wink: ) - i'm sure I could magic up some kind of mechanical emergency if the situation called for it :lol:

    The one good thing about internet dating is that it's an absolute gold-mine of hilarious anecdotes, suddenly you're in demand for witty and amusing banter..... :roll:
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

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  • miss notax wrote:
    lovewales wrote:
    At the moment I am thinking I could go for the helpless woman trick at Sherwood Pines or similar by 'forgetting' to take my step to get the bike off the roof of the car.

    I have seriously considered this tactic (not at Sherwood Pines :wink: ) - i'm sure I could magic up some kind of mechanical emergency if the situation called for it :lol:

    Didn't i try this on you in Afan?
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    At the moment I am thinking I could go for the helpless woman trick at Sherwood Pines or similar by 'forgetting' to take my step to get the bike off the roof of the car.

    I'd just laugh.
  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Ah, but I was with my (ex) partner at the time - you're meant to stop the single ones :wink::lol:
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away....

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    miss notax wrote:
    lovewales wrote:
    At the moment I am thinking I could go for the helpless woman trick at Sherwood Pines or similar by 'forgetting' to take my step to get the bike off the roof of the car.

    I have seriously considered this tactic (not at Sherwood Pines :wink: ) - i'm sure I could magic up some kind of mechanical emergency if the situation called for it :lol:

    The one good thing about internet dating is that it's an absolute gold-mine of hilarious anecdotes, suddenly you're in demand for witty and amusing banter..... :roll:

    You promised you wouldn't say anything about that miss N, we agreed it was purely a misunderstanding. By "get in your pants" i meant I wish I was as slim as you to fit in that size stuff ;)

    Waylander, I think you tried to pull that trick on me in afan, although im pretty sure that wasnt a 3mm allen key you tried to put in my hand
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I've met and dated three womenz on the internet: one was a cheat, one was a certified loon, the other was a nympho. Quite a mix!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I could share a piece of helpful advice in the form of the greatest woman to man chat up line ive ever heard. I used to work with a woman in her mid 40s and a bit rough, we will call her Julie in this instance as thats her name. A new lad joined the company and he was proper boyband material, fluffy hair and name, Alan Freeman, so he got called fluff, anyway she sidled up to him and said the following.

    "Fluff, do you like beef?..........because this is dripping for you"
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp