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lovewales
lovewales Posts: 411
edited February 2013 in The Crudcatcher
Well although I may well be mad asking this on here but needs must and all that...

I have been living like a recluse for the past year hence I have not been on here either, but I have finally found myself and back to fun old me (result of becoming single after 20 years). So the last time I dated I was still at school and was wondering how I go about this as a 30 something, I have tried the websites and come across so slightly weird guys, none mycup of coffee and none who have had similar interests apart from one who was about 6 inches shorter than me.

So basically I am after your advice guys what do I do?
If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    You need to displace the oxygen in your lungs with CO or Helium. Alt - eat some cyanide. Once you have done that then come back and we will give you all of the secrets you wish.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    What are you looking for? Long short term Fun Relationship? give us something to work with. post a picture :D
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    What's wrong with the bloke been shorter? If I turned a girl down because she had smaller breasts than me, I'm sure she'd be offended.
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  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    Richie63 wrote:
    What are you looking for? Long short term Fun Relationship? give us something to work with. post a picture :D

    At the moment would be looking for a bit of fun perhaps leading to something else :? I am sure there are picks of me floating around on here, there was definitely one of me with an embarrassing injury that made it into the injuries section of one of the mags :oops:
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    supersonic wrote:
    What's wrong with the bloke been shorter? If I turned a girl down because she had smaller breasts than me, I'm sure she'd be offended.

    Normally it wouldn't bother me but he came up to my shoulder before I even put heels on - he said it made him uncomfortable also!
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    lovewales wrote:
    Richie63 wrote:
    What are you looking for? Long short term Fun Relationship? give us something to work with. post a picture :D

    At the moment would be looking for a bit of fun

    In that case what you need to do is live within a practical driving distance of Cardiff and be willing to turn a blind eye to people in the garden
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    With out knowing what we are working with its hard to give advice ;)
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    And with that statement the phrase beggars can't be choosers was coined.
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  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    Ha found a pic :D

    292_24327971907_2798_n.jpg

    To be fair it has been seen in MBR :) I can't seem to find one of me though :D
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • arthur_scrimshaw
    arthur_scrimshaw Posts: 2,596
    Step 1 Change Avatar.
    Step 2 Post picture of healed injury.
    Step 3 Email contact details to Gazlar.
    Step 4 Book therapy and security firm.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    lovewales wrote:
    Ha found a pic :D

    292_24327971907_2798_n.jpg

    To be fair it has been seen in MBR :) I can't seem to find one of me though :D

    I'm guessing you didn't hurt your face ;o)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Are you like 6ft+ with bright ginger hair? kidnap someone, us men do it all the time, no reason why you can't.

    Even Stefani Germanotta is loved
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  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    projectsome wrote:
    Are you like 6ft+ with bright ginger hair? kidnap someone, us men do it all the time, no reason why you can't.

    Even Stefani Germanotta is loved

    haha no although you have just described my last date! No 5'6" with long brown curly hair and not super model skinny :?
    and I've never been loved :cry:
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    As we said in the valentine thread, offer to take up the bum and someone will love ya.
  • 97th choice
    97th choice Posts: 2,222
    What about joining a local cycling club?
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  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    97th choice wrote:
    What about joining a local cycling club?

    Now that is a sensible idea!!
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    97th choice wrote:
    What about joining a local cycling club?

    Get out! This is the crudcatcher, it's bad enough you coming in here offering sensible advice, but to offer sensible advice that involves having to ride a bike, you've overstepped the mark buddy ;op
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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    Zapp
  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    Thewaylander wrote:
    As we said in the valentine thread, offer to take up the bum and someone will love ya.

    You're obviously not very old are you, I thought this was normal - or is it just that I'm a little more experienced?? :lol::lol:
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    If you're wales based then you could come and join in with a stage of the crudcatcher challenge and meet some of the available men we have doing that, or at any of the training rides (don't worry despite the reputation I seem to have garnered I'm actually harmless and attatched)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • lovewales
    lovewales Posts: 411
    haha I'm Derbyshire based it was a random name I came up with during the what mountain bike days!
    If every action has an equal and opposite reaction does that mean I will be eaten by a fly?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    That's where you're going wrong then, you're attracting blokes in the wrong country
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    lovewales wrote:
    haha I'm Derbyshire based it was a random name I came up with during the what mountain bike days!

    Derbyshire? That place still exists? And for that reason I'm out.
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Well helllloooooo! (licks eyebrows!)

    Definitely the right place for dating advice!

    Chloroform laced cloth seems a popular method or rohypnol on here!
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  • 5tew ST
    5tew ST Posts: 16
    There's enough adverts on tv for those site. One most be of some use ???
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    lovewales wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    As we said in the valentine thread, offer to take up the bum and someone will love ya.

    You're obviously not very old are you, I thought this was normal - or is it just that I'm a little more experienced?? :lol::lol:

    when can we meet? :wink::lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    welshkev wrote:
    lovewales wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    As we said in the valentine thread, offer to take up the bum and someone will love ya.

    You're obviously not very old are you, I thought this was normal - or is it just that I'm a little more experienced?? :lol::lol:

    when can we meet? :wink::lol:
    I thought you'd met Waylander?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    lovewales wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    As we said in the valentine thread, offer to take up the bum and someone will love ya.

    You're obviously not very old are you, I thought this was normal - or is it just that I'm a little more experienced?? :lol::lol:

    Actually well into my 30's but this is the Crudcatcher lady... If a Joke can be laboured it will be and if it is infantile all the better!
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    lovewales wrote:
    Thewaylander wrote:
    As we said in the valentine thread, offer to take up the bum and someone will love ya.

    You're obviously not very old are you, I thought this was normal - or is it just that I'm a little more experienced?? :lol::lol:

    when can we meet? :wink::lol:
    I thought you'd met Waylander?


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  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    Let me know when you find the magic answer to this one lovewales... :roll:

    I'm not having any luck with the internet dating lark, funnily enough also met a chap who was shorter than me (i'm 5ft 4 :shock: ) and another who spent most of the date explaining how Immarsat worked. Brilliant. Keep getting hundreds of 'winks' from inappropriate sorts along with scary emails, and one chap who asked if it was actually me in the MTBing photos in my profile. Who the flipping heck does he think is in them??!!

    Oh, and lots of men who claim to be into mountain biking but what they really mean is that they own something that looks like a mountain bike that they once used to ride to the pub. This is not my idea of mountain biking.....

    *sigh*
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  • tudj
    tudj Posts: 254
    miss notax wrote:
    Let me know when you find the magic answer to this one lovewales... :roll:

    I'm not having any luck with the internet dating lark, funnily enough also met a chap who was shorter than me (i'm 5ft 4 :shock: ) and another who spent most of the date explaining how Immarsat worked. Brilliant. Keep getting hundreds of 'winks' from inappropriate sorts along with scary emails, and one chap who asked if it was actually me in the MTBing photos in my profile. Who the flipping heck does he think is in them??!!

    Oh, and lots of men who claim to be into mountain biking but what they really mean is that they own something that looks like a mountain bike that they once used to ride to the pub. This is not my idea of mountain biking.....

    *sigh*

    Internet dating is set up for those exact people you mention, it appeals to those with lower confidence etc because there's a level of anonymity. I bet for every sane person there are 100 nutters/creeps/oddballs on them :P

    The cycle club idea is good, you're going to meet plenty of like-minded people. There are about 250 people in mine from all ages/walks of life and you already have something in common.
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