Oscar Pistorious kills girlfriend
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upperoilcan wrote:Mikey23 wrote:So I have this possible burglar person locked in my bathroom and I'm outside with a gun... Shall I 1) call the police or 2) fire indiscriminately three times through the bathroom door...
3 Not check to see if my girlfriend has got up in the middle of the night for a pee pee.
Errrrrrrr, never, I always seem to come to the outrageous conclusion it's the missus in there.Tail end Charlie
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Frank the tank wrote:upperoilcan wrote:Mikey23 wrote:So I have this possible burglar person locked in my bathroom and I'm outside with a gun... Shall I 1) call the police or 2) fire indiscriminately three times through the bathroom door...
3 Not check to see if my girlfriend has got up in the middle of the night for a pee pee.
Errrrrrrr, never, I always seem to come to the outrageous conclusion it's the missus in there.
Im with you, ive never shot any of my kids or the wife.
I still think he will walk from this though.Living MY dream.0 -
I went to jo'burg once, went down on a UN flight to pick up some fresh rations etc. Went to a market to buy toiletries etc for some of the lads and was mugged at knifepoint within 5 minutes. I smilingly gave the bloke my watch, compass, money, wallet etc all the time smiling and kakking myself. I was in uniform at the time but had no weapon and assured the mugger this was between me and him and can I please go and get my flight back to Angola ? He agreed as he was rather pleased with a lot of US dollars that I had. Massive stupidity on my behalf but glad not to have been killed outright. Dodgy place lots and lots of paranoia and hatred.I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0